Okay, I know all the excuses from the rest of you lot (ie, mankie, R, pollard, etc.) -- "we post under other names," blah blah. Point is, Markie is about 30 posts from 10,000. A good 3000 more than the rest of you verbose, prolific f**ks.
So what do we do to commemorate/celebrate/mock the 10,000th post?!?