I have seen David Hicks at an in-store. He wasn't bad, but definitely not worth $35. Unless you're gay. Gay people love him, and have lots of disposable income, so it's no big deal for them.
Gitmo is a fabulous place. It's got an authentic Cuban atmosphere, minus the Cubanos. Their staff is wonderful and always treat the detainees top notch. Their food is second to none. And they have a Guantanamo Hall monitor who patrols the music hall to make sure nobody talks during the interrogation. And there's probably lots of day laborers in the wonderful surrounding neighborhood.
