Beavis: Is this Pearl Jam?
Butt-head: Yeah. Eddie Vedder dyed his hair red.
Beavis: Wait a minute, this isn't Pearl Jam!
Butt-head: Yeah. It's good to see you thinking, Beavis.
Butt-head: That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.
Beavis: No way! Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.
Butt-head: They both make faces like that John Belushi dude.
Beavis: Yeah. And he's dead.
Butt-head: I heard these guys came first, and then Pearl Jam ripped them off.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! Pearl Jam came first!
Butt-head: Uh, well, they both suck.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, Pearl Jam doesn't suck, they're from Seattle.
Butt-head: Oh yeah.
[a rottweiler is seen in the video]
Beavis: That bear is cool.
Butt-head: It takes a lot more than bears to make a video cool, Beavis.
Beavis: What if the bear was, like, taking a dump?
Butt-head: Well, that might work.
Butt-head: I wanna dye my hair orange.
Beavis: Yeah. You'd look good, Butt-head. You should do it.