the conspiracy theory thread

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Every 9/11 "Truther" I've ever encountered is a huge, over-the-top, weed smoker.    Coincidence or conspiracy?

[sweetcell]

walkies, how do you plead?

[walkonby]

one out of three ain't bad.

 

[walkonby]

[walkonby]

work is boring today . . . and i find this strange.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2009-112

in a nutshell, scientists discover another "object" has struck jupiter leaving a gaping hole.  this has been discovered on the anniversary of when the shoemaker-vevy nine comet struck the planet and when the apollo mission landed on the moon.  what else took place that oddly resembles these events?  why none other that clark's "2001 / the sentinal / 2010" collections, where you had extraterrestrial goodiness involving the moon, jupiter and a hole that appears on its surface.  i like the fact the ufos have not forgotten us.

[thirsty moore]

Simple answer. I was playing catch with my Dad and he threw the ball really high. Didn't come back.

[sweetcell]

makes sense - if uncle rico was able to throw a pigskin over them mountains, i have no doubt that thirsty's dad could lob a baseball to jupiter.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

My stepdad was talking to me about joing the Free Masons today and he went on about how "It's not about devil worshipping, and all that internet non sense. They're just a bunch of guys, you should join." Now, I'm at work and only have time for a few things and the internet is out at my house [Thanks, Verizon]. Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons? And then he mentioned the Skull & Bones Society.... What's the deal with these guys?

[nkotb]

Can't help there.  I was born a Stonecutter and I'll die a Stonecutter

My stepdad was talking to me about joing the Free Masons today and he went on about how "It's not about devil worshipping, and all that internet non sense. They're just a bunch of guys, you should join." Now, I'm at work and only have time for a few things and the internet is out at my house [Thanks, Verizon]. Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons? And then he mentioned the Skull & Bones Society.... What's the deal with these guys?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Doesn't that seem more like a wikipedia question then a 930.com question? "I know I get my psuedo-religious updates from a nightclub messagebaord!!"

[vansmack]

I see your relationship with your step father is taking a turn for the worst...he got one thing right -freemasonry is a bunch of guys as women are prohibited.

Skull and Bones is a Yale Society and unless you are currently attending Yale, becoming a member will be difficult for you.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

unless you are currently attending Yale, becoming a member will be difficult for you.

But not impossible. It remains a marvel what a nicely-wrapped set of Waterford crystal barware can accomplish!

[thirsty moore]

How about you join and tell us?

Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons?

[wml7]

how about join the amish

[thirsty moore]

BURN.