I quit drinking beer about 9 months ago...Now i'm hot and sexy again
But now your boring as hell and all your stories suck. They all end with "and then I went home."
Fuck for the most part you are right. But honestly I never went out much anyway. Friends, shows, social activities etc mostly just got in the way of drinking. I think i've actually got tix to like 4 upcoming shows right now. That's a modern era record!
I guess I'm one of the rare people that actually gets a lot less interesting when I drink. For that matter, the rest of the world gets a lot less interesting to me when i drink. Hence my current social reanaissance.