Best "Seat" in the Club

As it hasn't been stated in rather a long while, I'll proffer this time -honoured maxim:
 
  WILCO SUCKS !

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

At 5.5 ft tall, your wife will be one of the tallest people at a Wilco show, so i wouldn't worry if I were you.
 
 The current Wilco audience is comprised entirely of short men with short penises. A few of them are able to drag their significant others along to shows that they have no interest in. Yes, I know some might consider me part of this demographic, but alas, I am not rich enough to be a current Wilco fan.
 
 So, in conclusion, you should be fine.
 
 

Originally posted by kc3305:
  If I am one of the first 200-300 people in the Club for Wilco's show where would be the best place to stand.  My wife is only 5.5 ft tall and would like to see the show and not someones back, if possible.  Would appreciate any suggestions and if can incorporate bar and toilet (too much to ask?) life would be great.  Thanks.

[Jaguar]

Rhett, might I ask how you know the size of their penises?

[Vas Deferens]

He was involved in a Wilco group suckfest?
     
 
   

Originally posted by Jaguar:
  Rhett, might I ask how you know the size of their penises?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Penis size, of course, corresponds to short height. Unless you are Yao Ming. In his case, his small penis corresponds to being Asian.
 
 

Originally posted by Jaguar:
  Rhett, might I ask how you know the size of their penises?

[Random Citizen]

 Jeff Tweedy Decks Rowdy Fan at Wilco Show
 

As if to say, "Top that, Ryan!"  

[kc3305]

Can you get stamped and re-enter the club?

[Shadrach]

Originally posted by kc3305:
  Can you get stamped and re-enter the club?

Yes, most nights.

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by kc3305:
  Can you get stamped and re-enter the club?

I'm pretty sure you can only leave and come back if you're over 21.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Only in California.
 
 

Originally posted by kc3305:
  Can you get stamped and re-enter the club?

[thatguy]

Originally posted by amnesiac:
   

Originally posted by kc3305:
  Can you get stamped and re-enter the club?

I'm pretty sure you can only leave and come back if you're over 21. [/b]

that is not true.  on most nights, anyone with a stamp may come and go.  on the rare occasion that we do not allow re-entry, there will be signs posted at the exit.

[kosmo vinyl]

I've been to shows where people were just as in the show in the balcony as on the floor...

[sweetcell]

Originally posted by Bags:
  However, I never go upstairs as the energy is pretty flat.  Downstairs in the crowd can pose sight problems sometimes, but there's a lot more energy, dancing, camraderie, etc.

at the massive attack show, the floor was unbearable because of the incessant chatter.  upstairs, the sound was better and people were much more respectful of the performers.  had i stayed only downstairs, i would have left the show disgusted.
 
 i've had great experiences both up and downstairs, but i generally prefer the floor near one of the bars - however, make sure the crowd is really there for the show and not for the scene.

[tigersscareme]

The men i've known who liked wilco have been generously endowed.
 I'm sorry to you and your "wife" weird little man.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

How many Wilco fans have you seen nude?
 
 

Originally posted by tigers scare me:
  The men i've known who liked wilco have been generously endowed.
 I'm sorry to you and your "wife" weird little man.