i think basically that instead of trying to hold a normal conversation, you are simply trying to get a rise out of people. you are failing, but claim to be succeeding. I am not sure whether you really believe that you are succeeding or not, or whether your claims to succeed is a last ditch effort to get a rise out of people.
its funny, because i am not sure why you feel the need to have an internet persona different from your real personality. and the fact that you cant explain it leads me to believe that you dont even know yourself why.
perhaps you are succeeding in frustrating people at times, but thats only because of your childish posts. and if thats really all the ammo you have, then i guess you have to use it.