What, no Steve Miller - "Take The Money And Run"?
The Beatles cover of "MONEY (That's What I Want)"... better than the original...
Granted, if you lost a lot in the debacle, I think anything w/o "money" mentioned would be good... retread of Bobby McFerrin's Reagan-era "Don't Worry, Be Happy"...
But then again, I'm assuming the gist here is some level of humor...