i am a firm believer that the caps are due at some point
First off, f-you for not including the Ducks in that statement.
Secondly, nice casual bone throw in the direction of the caps, your clever use of "at some point" indicates you may not think it's tonight. Well played.
And lastly, I didn't sleep at all last night. Whatever happens in the first game, DO NOT go to overtime as it will just prolong my agony.