Softball players??

[redsock]

OK, ladies, I am in a softball league that plays on the ellipse, tonite at 630. I need at least one extra woman for my game tonite. If this doesn't show how desparate I am, I don't know what will. I can promise you some free beer, and a ride to wherever you want to go after the game. All skill levels welcome, glove or no glove.
 
 Anyone...anyone??

[vansmack]

Originally posted by redsock:
  OK, ladies, I am in a softball league that plays on the ellipse, tonite at 630. I need at least one extra woman for my game tonite. If this doesn't show how desparate I am, I don't know what will. I can promise you some free beer, and a ride to wherever you want to go after the game. All skill levels welcome, glove or no glove.
 
 Anyone...anyone??

I look amazing in a skirt.

[markie]

Originally posted by vansmack:
 I look amazing in a skirt. [/QB]

Amazingly hideous? I hear people who looked at you directly turned to stone?

[redsock]

Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.

Well you can wear one if you wanna play, though we're really more of a t-shirt and shorts league. Sliding leaves bad grass burns.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by redsock:
   

Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.

Well you can wear one if you wanna play, though we're really more of a t-shirt and shorts league. Sliding leaves bad grass burns. [/b]

Sorry, I'm a dude and was taking the piss.  I know what it's like to find chicks at the last minute.  
 
 Somebody help this guy out, uh?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I thought redsock was a girl, not a guy.
 
 

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by redsock:
   

Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.

Well you can wear one if you wanna play, though we're really more of a t-shirt and shorts league. Sliding leaves bad grass burns. [/b]

Sorry, I'm a dude and was taking the piss.  I know what it's like to find chicks at the last minute.  
 
 Somebody help this guy out, uh? [/b]

[Celeste]

Redsock could be a guy...lots of times it can be a mixed team, but they need a certain number of chicks playing to make it even...

[redsock]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] I thought redsock was a girl, not a guy.
 
 

 I'm not really sure what gave you that idea... 6'3 230lb women are ugly. Not that I'm a looker mind you...
 
 enough silly banter, where's my softball player?

[redsock]

Ok, fine, free beer, a ride to anywhere you want after the game and my third row ticket to see radiohead, but thats my final offer. Well, actually its an extra lawn ticket, but its still free. Please play with me!!!!

[mankie]

It's only girls that play softball anyway isn't it?

[not too shabby]

Damn, if I had read this earlier, I'd gladly take you up on it (and I have my own RH ticket--pavilion, thank you very much).
 
 I'm just behind on my board-checking today...and, although I do have a glove here, I have no clothes or shoes.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Vansmack has a skirt he could lend you.
 
 Maybe you could play barefoot?
 
 

Originally posted by not too shabby:
  Damn, if I had read this earlier, I'd gladly take you up on it (and I have my own RH ticket--pavilion, thank you very much).
 
 I'm just behind on my board-checking today...and, although I do have a glove here, I have no clothes or shoes.

[not too shabby]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 Maybe you could play barefoot?

I don't see why not, I am from the South...

[ggw]

Originally posted by redsock:
  OK, ladies, I am in a softball league that plays on the ellipse, tonite at 630. I need at least one extra woman for my game tonite. If this doesn't show how desparate I am, I don't know what will. I can promise you some free beer, and a ride to wherever you want to go after the game. All skill levels welcome, glove or no glove.
 
 Anyone...anyone??

Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?

[redsock]

Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?
 
 
 Why yes, i am, are you? So mysterious.....