That reminds me of what happened while I was paying...
This guy who apparently had an appointment today was begging (in person) for them to change it from 2 to 2:30, and they were telling him they couldn't do it, but they would double check the appointment book. They asked him who his appointment was with, and he said, "I don't know, They recommended him to me, the guy with tight jeans."
And the receptionist was like, "Oh, that would be Jean-Pierre."
And the guy was like, "Yeah, do you know if he's going to be wearing his tight jeans?"
And the receptionist was like, "Yes, and I'm sure he'll shake it for you."