<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jadetree:<BR><B> well I just checked the morcheeba board and there is quite a discussion about women lose weight and how controversial it is, but no discussion about live peformance</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Women Lose Weight<P>What a surpriser<BR>Open your eyes, A<BR>Woman advisor<P>The name of this entertainement is<BR>Women lose weight<BR>Our first years of mariage everything was just great<BR>But after two kids<BR>And a weight gain factor<BR>The fact is<BR>Now she's completely unattractive<BR>Look fat chicks<BR>I don't mean to sound rude<BR>I tell her nice hit the gym<BR>And don't eat so much food<BR>But no<P>Your shallow<BR>You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth<P>But how if desire's is not there<BR>That's just delayment<BR>Divorce is, child support, alimony payments<BR>My happiness i doubt discouraged<BR>So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage<BR>Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed<BR>When you gonna leave your wife<BR>I tell her soon mommy soon i assume<BR>Or my destiny is blue<BR>Interestingly<BR>The only thing left for me to do is to kill her<P>What a surpriser<BR>Open your eyes, A<BR>Woman advisor<P>I'm gonna have to kill her<P>Of course there's laws which enforces divorces<P>Send that ass right to the morgue miss<P>My plans against or shenanigans<BR>Kinda ran thin<BR>Knowin' nothing about poisoning<BR>And i can't swim<BR>Bad intentions pumping<BR>Might as well become numb<BR>Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong<BR>But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this<BR>Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick<BR>I guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday<BR>The day she usually goes food shopping<BR>Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler<BR>And sent her clean over the divider<BR>"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill<BR>I thought "she has to be dead"<BR>Later on get a call<BR>(from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke<BR>(had me) leapin like a frog<BR>We need you at the morgue<BR>So i selfishly persue<BR>"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her<P>What a surpriser<BR>Open your eyes, A<BR>Woman advisor<P>C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her<P>Of course there's laws which enforces divorces<P>Send that ass right to the morgue miss<BR>Kill her<P>What a surpriser<BR>Open your eyes, A<BR>Woman advisor<P>C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her<P>Of course there's laws which enforces divorces<P>Send that ass right to the morgue miss<P>So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run<BR>No sir we don't have no clues right now<BR>This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?<BR>Pull yourself together sir<BR>I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this<BR>I understand, I understand<BR>Catch the person who did this<BR>We're gonna try sir<BR>Please<P>Screamin "who done took my heart" acting shakin up a lot<BR>At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it<BR>Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring<BR>"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"<BR>While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook<BR>All she does is order from restaurants<BR>All of the sex you want<BR>I doubt could adress, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and<BR>Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside<BR>How i took a long lunch break day the wife died<BR>I darn near turned pale<BR>And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail<BR>Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent<BR>Moral of the story is<BR>Desire is important<BR>So watch your weight<BR>It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given<BR>Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her<P>What a surpriser<BR>Open your eyes, A<BR>Woman advisor<P>I didn't have to kill her<P>Of course there's laws which enforces divorces<P>Send that ass right to the morgue miss<BR>I killed her<P>What a surpriser<BR>Open your eyes, A<BR>Woman advisor<P>I didn't have to kill her<P>Of course there's laws which enforces divorces<P>Send that ass right to the morgue miss<P>Well there you have it<BR>Keep thin trim<BR>Keep your mariage healthy<BR>Do you know what i mean?<BR>Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler<P>Peace<BR>
