Bored??

[jelifland]

me (311,000,000)
 
 vs.
 
 you (682,000,000)
 
 
 you win. damn.

[ggw]

us (649,000,000)
 
 versus
 
 them (29,100,000)

[Justin Tonation]

chicken (11,200,000)
 
 versus
 
 beef (6,630,000)
 
 Yay, chickens!

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

wilco
 ( 646 000 results)
 
 vs.
 
 "guided by voices"
 ( 277 000 results)
 
 The winner is:    wilco

[TomJaworski]

John Kerry
 (5 330 000 results)
  versus
 drooling idiot
 ( 32 900 results)
 
 The winner is:    John Kerry    
 
 
 Hey, how bout that...

[Bags]

Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  fiery furnaces
 ( 119 000 results)
 
 versus
 
 slow painful death
 ( 377 000 results)
 
 The winner is:    slow painful death

HAAAA ha ha.  I didn't think you could top GBV v. Wilco.  I should have known better....!

[Bags]

Jam Bands
 (1 040 000 results)
 
 versus
 
 Power Pop
 (7 000 000 results)
 
 Oh yes, my friends, Power Pop rules supreme.

[Guiny]

Rob Gee (324,000)
 
 Versus
 
 Sonick (6,100)
 
 
 Rob Gee the winner in a landslide.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

my name:626
 my wife's name:54

[thirsty moore]

Henry Rollins
 ( 186 000 results)
 
 versus
 
 Glenn Danzig
 ( 53 300 results)
 
 The winner is:    Henry Rollins

[joz]

smart but ugly
 (415000)
 
 vs
 
 pretty but dumb
 (761000)
 
 even google is shallow

[joz]

believe it or not...
 
 rocky balboa
 (42500)
 
 vs.
 
 apollo creed
 (47900)
 
 apollo creed wins in Rocky I AND googlefight!

[MaLo]

Football game i'm going to tomorrow:
 
 WVU
 (759 000)
 
 versus
 
 JMU
 (612 000)
 
 
 The winner is:    WVU
 
 Even google points out the obvious.

joe (41 600 000 results)
 
 versus
 
 the volcano (2 270 000 results)
 
 
 The winner is:    joe

[ratioci nation]

short shorts
 (2 020 000 results)
 
 versus
 
 hot pants
 (3 110 000 results)
 
 
 The winner is:    hot pants    
 
 aye the hot pants