carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire

[walkonby]

hi, i like to drive my 2004 escadale in florida for photo shoots, with my "guy" friend, and i promise i don't sleep with the photographers, because nobody knows i'm gay, and then you know, j'ho's new video was on the in-dash, plasma fourty-two inch, dvd combo, and then there was this mattress in the road.  i thought, "oh my god . . . how did they know i wanted to pull over with my "guy" friend" and show em my back boy moves?  then my mom called, trying to take my money again, so i just ran over that silly billy mattress . . . then my car exploded.  god, i knew i was flaming hot, but this is incredible.  justin will be so f*&cking jealous.

[walkonby]

or for something even more amusing, this kid is playing the next day after gwar, at rechter.  i just know that oderus will have a comment on that one.

[vansmack]

What in the hell are you talking about?
 
 Please tell me you left yourself signed in and some friend of yours is playing pranks on you with your board account?

[walkonby]

didn't you hear that a. carter ran over a mattress yesterday in florida with his suv, and the thing blew up, and he barely got away??
 
 those famous people are so amusing.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by walkonby:
  didn't you hear that a. carter ran over a mattress yesterday in florida with his suv, and the thing blew up, and he barely got away??
 
 those famous people are so amusing.

I did hear that, but I guess I didn't realize that you were referring to that in your first post.

[walkonby]

it's ok.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by walkonby:
  it's ok.

Thanks.  I will get over it, it was just late on a Friday afternoon.....

[Blow, me, Joey]

peak, stupid.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

peak, stupid.

WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

[Blow, me, Joey]

peak, stupid.

WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

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[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

peak, stupid.

WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

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HE HAS RETURNED!! HOSANNA IN EXCELSUS!!

[Yada]

One down, one to go

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth

[Blow, me, Joey]

I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth

The old me, would have said, sex with elementary school teachers, but the new me, would just say . . . none, kind sir.

[sweetcell]

peak, stupid.

WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.

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walkies is a lover, not a fighter