the Amazon.com game

[kosmo vinyl]

i thought this would be to find the silliest review of a record posted by someone on amazon... was thinking of starting one of those, seeing as clueless people are allowed to share their opinions.
 
 i.e.
 
 Trenchtown Days: The Birth of a Legend
 Bob Marley
 
 "i got this cd, thinking it would be more like his newer (old) reggae, and to me, it totally wasn't. I don't like this cd at all, and i'm going to re-sell it."
 
 Or this gem
 
 The Stooges
 
 "Pretty Awful Album"
 Let me say first that Fun House by The Stooges is on my Top 10 CD list. And Raw Power is right up there. Plus I love Iggy Pop. And I listen to lots and lots of different music. Bought this mainly for consistency's sake. Bit of advice if you haven't heard Funhouse, get this first and work your way to Funhouse. If you get way into Funhouse first, this album will be a real big let down. Actually, do yourself a favor, download I Wanna Be your Dog, Real Cool Time, and Little Doll from iTunes or something. The rest of the tunes on this album are pretty bad and irrelevant. Then go buy the Rhino remastered Funhouse and Iggy's remix of Raw Power. The difference between this album and Funhouse sounds like two different bands. They can hardly play their instruments on this album and Iggy sounds pretty tame. Some of the solos are just god awful. Sorry, but Funhouse just rules The Stooges roost

[smakawhat]

Joey??  (NKOTB) huh??  wtf?
 
 following kosmo's lead...
 
 [London Calling - The Clash]
 
 WELL, THIS IS REAL PUNK ROCK!!!, June 28, 2005
 A Kid's Review
 This is the ROOTS of punk rock. punk rock isn't Blink182, Green Day, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, this is Punk pop. This isn't New Metal like Evanescence, Lost Prophets, ou Limp Bizkit.
 
 This is a real album. An album that really SUCKS!!!!!
 
 This is some real music, for 40 year old people who like to listen to a song where you can't tell who's singing, if it's the vocalist, or if it's a cat screming inside someone's ass. The whole thing is horrid, the songs are lame. it isn't enjoyable to listen at all - you'll just hope it gets finished soon.
 
 Honestly, any other band that I said before is better than them. THe Clash, Dead Kennedys. Doens't matter if that was real punk rock - it SUCKED! Ramones, and even Sex Pistols (artifficialy made) are way better. A lot of popular bands for 13-year old boys are better.
 
 Just face it, this stuff is old, and decadent. And this never has been good. Wake Up
 
 the world is full of ritalin cases

[shemptiness]

Michael McDonald?

[kosmo vinyl]

that is one mighty fine piece of work... can't tell who is singing lead ROTFLMAO

[smakawhat]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  that is one mighty fine piece of work... can't tell who is singing lead ROTFLMAO

no friggin kiddin...  

[kosmo vinyl]

and you know an artists career is on it's last gasp of breathe, when the album of classics gets shoved out the door.  funny thing is that American Idol Justin has already gone that route.

[kosmo vinyl]

Another classic
 
 Firefly
 
 Have you seen and liked:
 
 Titan A.E.
 Alien 5 - Resurrection
 Buffy Vampire Slayer TV Series
 Angel TV Series
 
 If you answered yes to ANY of those terrible TV shows, Lame tired remake of Alien and stupid forgettable animated feature film.. You have been been brain washed by Joss Whedon. (Fox Hack Writer)
 
 For all the Joss fans.. look down at your black Nike tennis shoes. You have been caught up in a cult! This is NOT great TV. They canceled the series because it was BAD. Get over yourselfs!
 
 "Firefly" is Cowboys in space. They have wide eyed pretty boys and fit pretty girls that shoot guns and ride around in a silly space ship called Serenity. Hang on tight because there is enough of the Nike Wearing fools for Fox to make a Movie out of this mess. DVD sell through must be widely anticipated.
 
 Joss has taken the "Science" out of this fiction. He has created a universe that:
 
 Has no aliens
 Lots of new Tera formed planets (Created by Magic)
 Horses
 Cows
 Horse riding Bandits
 Evil Government Thugs
 A prostitute character that is completely silly..
 That brown girl from cheesy "Cleopatra 2525" TV Show
 A big pretend Space Ship set
 And they swear in Mandarin Chinese. (because its cool)
 
 So if you are waiting for HaleBop to come around again and simply loved Buffy and Angel... Firefly is for you.
 
 Yech!

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
  Rick Astley?
 
 

i apologize, i had an emergency meeting.
 
   Rick Astley it is, defining a generation with his classic songs sung to perfection....gag

[smakawhat]

reading that made my head explode.

[smakawhat]

my personal fav Amazon time killer (when I am not writting my own crap), is to read the negative reviews for Metallica's  St. Anger album.
 
 that's always fun!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by sonickteam, forum nice guy:
   Rick Astley it is, defining a generation with his classic songs sung to perfection....gag

Hahahaha seriously? Awesome.

[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by smakawhat:
  reading that made my head explode.

the writer gets bonus points for not realizing that Star Trek was basically a Western set in Outer Space..

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
   

Originally posted by sonickteam, forum nice guy:
   Rick Astley it is, defining a generation with his classic songs sung to perfection....gag

Hahahaha seriously? Awesome. [/b]

you win the big fuckign prize. cant believe you guessed it really.

[smakawhat]

Originally posted by [username edited by p.c. moderator]:
   

Originally posted by sonickteam, forum nice guy:
   Rick Astley it is, defining a generation with his classic songs sung to perfection....gag

Hahahaha seriously? Awesome. [/b]

FINALLY... geez I was HOPING we'd get an answer on that soon!!

[smakawhat]

Rick was definitly a guy who sounded like he had a frog stuck in his throat or something..