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Venerable Bede

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2005, 11:55:00 am »
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
Only if you are lazy and out of shape or over 80. The rest of us ignore the heat advisories and still manage to have fun on our bikes. [/b]
i have plenty of fun on my bike.
 
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Sailor Ripley

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2005, 11:57:00 am »
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 ]i have plenty of fun on my bike.
 
Where's the air conditioner?

Jaguär

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2005, 12:16:00 am »
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Originally posted by Dave Stoller:
     
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  plus, according to the national weather service, you should really stay in an air conditioned environment and stay out of the sun.
Only if you are lazy and out of shape or over 80. The rest of us ignore the heat advisories and still manage to have fun on our bikes. [/b]
I would assume that if you ride fast enough, you would work up a nice breeze.     :D    
 
 It's working up a sweat and then afterwards stinking like an Italian sub (sandwich) that I would be concerned about.
 
 Of course, this is coming from someone who LOVEEEESSSSS Summer and even enjoys the heat.

jkeisenh

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2005, 11:12:00 am »
report back:
 yup, it worked.  it was about a 20min ride from dc.  take any bridge to the mt vernon trail, turn off after the airport on the 4 mile run trail.  the first road where the trail splits (over/under the road) after the power switching station, go over.  The road is marked Arlington Ridge Rd. but it's Mt Vernon Ave too.  So, hang a left, over the bridge, and about 1/2 mi up on the left is Birchmere.
 
 (that arlington ridge rd thing screwed me up. i had to exercise my spanish to figure out where the hell i was.)

flawd101

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2005, 01:07:00 am »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
haha, with that obstacle it can maybe be considered a real sport   :D  
 
 SERIOUS QUESTION!!! *gasp*
 i was wondering, what do you people think about while biking?
 are you like kids who pretend they are in the "big game"? (for you people the big race)

muschi

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2005, 08:54:00 am »
i work in c.city. [i work for the man, i take his money]. at night i would recommend biking before bussing it. but i dont think the area is that bad. though single women should beware at night. you may run into Manuel. he's sauve, but he smells like an aqua-velva tanker accident:
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   if u r biking it dont stop and dilly dally. common sense. dont ask for directions, if u r a guy u shouldnt ever do that anyway, even if it means u go all the way down to Mt vernon and back just to get to birchmere. keep moving. u can always get off trail at airport and take local streets rather than take the 4mile run trail which im sure has some obscured areas that could be a risk, but just like anywhere else, --but this aint georgetown. it also helps to carry huge chains
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  around your neck like u r a crazed dc bike messenger straight out of Faster Pussycat KILL KILL!
 
 
 bad ideas:
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Frank Gallagher

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2005, 10:26:00 am »
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 [QB] Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
 
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 I think you might find they're from El Salvador around that neighbourhood.

Frank Gallagher

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2005, 10:31:00 am »
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Originally posted by flawd101:
 
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 SERIOUS QUESTION!!! *gasp*
 i was wondering, what do you people think about while biking?
 [/b]
Personally......
 
 "Ow! My arse hurts"
 
 OR
 
 "Shit, my knob is tingling"
 
 OR
 
 "Oh God! How many fucking hills does this tiny fucking Island have for fucks sake"
 
 OR
 
 "My missus is dead if she's had that last beer in the fridge when I get home"
 
 OR
 
 "Better head home, running out of liquids"
 
 
 ......That kind of stuff.

Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2005, 10:37:00 am »
El Salvador, Mexico...same difference. Like North Carolina and Mississippi. Or Canaada and the US.
 
 
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
 [QB] Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.
 
 
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 I think you might find they're from El Salvador around that neighbourhood. [/b]

muschi

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2005, 03:04:00 pm »
hey it's not fair to call them "dangerous Mexican gangs"! they are taco bell employees! and the fact that taco bell gives u the shits and you are a danger to the community because of isnt the fault of the mexicans working at the "bell".

muschi

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2005, 03:14:00 pm »
i'm bored therefore i shall write. when im biking i think about:
 
 - how much my life sucks.
 
 - how ive fucked it up
 
 - these thoughts momentarily interrupted by total change in focus to a nice pair of breasts, thighs, or ass on some women i pass by.
 
 - how out of shape i am
 
 - how tired i am
 
 - and back to "how much my life sucks, how ive fucked it up."
 
 - another supposedly straight guy passes by on his bike often with little regard for others on the trail -- in tights and a helmet not becasue of safety or performance but this turd has to do what everyone else is doing b/c thats what makes him complete. and who is really gay deep down inside - in his homo-erotic get-up yet hates gays [who at least hav the balls to be gay - while this turd doesnt]. me cringing at the sight of male buttocks so tight in those homo-pants they wear. not a pretty sight.
 
 - revenge
 
 - how sick of dc i am and need time away from it.
 
 - [repeat thought cycle]

markie

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2005, 03:25:00 pm »
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 - another supposedly straight guy passes by on his bike often with little regard for others on the trail -- in tights and a helmet not becasue of safety or performance but this turd has to do what everyone else is doing b/c thats what makes him complete. and who is really gay deep down inside - in his homo-erotic get-up yet hates gays [who at least hav the balls to be gay - while this turd doesnt]. me cringing at the sight of male buttocks so tight in those homo-pants they wear. not a pretty sight.
 
 
Somehow I think you might be a fuck up whose life sucks. Perhaps you find lycra homo-erotic because your are totally flaming.

muschi

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2005, 03:50:00 pm »
yeah i am a fuckup, i think i made that point clear einstein. no wonder you wear bicycle tights, sheepboy, bahhh. your originality is flooring me. perhaps i am a flaming queen, tho i luv tits too much to ever be, but i'm not wanna be tights-wearing clown. sah-shay-shon-tay!

markie

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2005, 03:53:00 pm »
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 tho i luv tits too much to ever be,  
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muschi

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Re: bike trails to Birchmere
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2005, 04:02:00 pm »
u will never wear your bike tights again w/o feeling like a flaming queen. im so sorry.