Paris goes to jail for 45!

[bull930]

Originally posted by distance:
   

Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
   

Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
     

This is to me is a mute point

Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]

"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo. [/b]

is it a typo if they don't realize the difference? [/b]

i'm just saying we shouldn't see this like it is suppose to be the most important story. It is #100 out of 100.

[Jaguar]

She's now asking Arnie to pardon her extremely spoiled little ass. Supposedly, hundreds have signed the petition. Idiots! You know she wouldn't lift one over-pampered finger to help any of them out if they were the ones in jail.

[Reod Dai]

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Do you think those big dykes will fist her?

[sweetcell]

only in your dreams, dupek

[Fico]

Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?

Originally posted by Fico:
  Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?

Because he was knighted.

[alex]

Originally posted by Fico:
  Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?

Yeah for real, he served two months in 2003 for trashing his band mate's apartment...and since has had a rap-sheet a mile long full of drug and driving violations.
 
 He should be thrown in jail just for being a waste of life.

[Brian_Wallace]

I know this makes me "uncool," but I think "Blender" is sort of a good, fun magazine.  I read it every month.
 
 Anyhow, they have a section every month where readers ask questions (usually) regarding music-related urban legends ("Is it true Courtney Love was in Faith No More?" "Did Keith Richards really have his blood changed in Switzerland?" etc.)
 
 A couple of months ago someone wrote:
 
 "Why isn't Pete Doherty in jail?"
 
 I thought that was funny.
 
 Brian

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Fico:
  Anyone familiar with UK law able to explain why Pete Doherty hasn't done prison time yet?

I don't know....I just don't know. You think you know the country you grew up in, but it's not like that anymore.
 
 Man looks up on a yellow sky
 And the rain turns to rust in his eye
 Rumours of his health are lies
 Old england is dying
 
 His clothes are dirty shade of blue
 And his ancient shoes worn through
 He steals from me and he lies to you
 Old england is dying
 
 Still he sings an empires song
 And he keeps his navy strong
 And he sticks his flag where it ill belongs
 Old england is dying
 
 Youâ??re asking what makes me sigh now
 What it is makes me shudder so
 Well
 I just freeze in the wind
 And Iâ??m numb from the pummeling of the snow
 That falls from high in yellow skies
 Where the time stained of england flies
 Where the homes are warm and the mothers sigh
 Where comedians laugh and babies cry
 Where criminals are televised politicians fraternize
 Journalists are dignified and everyone is civilised
 And children stare with heroin eyes
 Old england!
 
 Evening has fallen
 The swans are singing
 The last of sundays bells is ringing
 The wind in the trees is sighing
 And old england is dying

Cry Paris, cry real tears.

[SPARX]

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lock1/

Prison should be primarily for minorities and the unattractive and there should be a different set of rules and standards for those who make an effort to be nicely-kempt and presentable.
   
 Someone said to me, "What a country.  We can't find Osama Bin Laden, but we're putting Paris Hilton in jail."
 
 I pointed out that there are different agencies working on the two cases.
 
 The traffic patrolmen in Hollywood who arrested Paris Hilton for driving under the influence aren't in charge of tracking down and capturing Osama Bin Laden, too.
 
 It would simply be too much to ask.  They have their hands full with Paris. Otherwise, it would have been a great thing to call them on. Regardless, I thought I'd try it on a meter maid in downtown Baltimore today:
 
 "You people can't catch Osama Bin Laden but you fine a poor working stiff like me for parking in a handicapped space."
 
 F.Y.I.:  Meter maids carry billy clubs and they're not afraid to use them.
 
 What a country.  We can't find Osama Bin Laden but we can make poorly-thought-out analogies based on weak premises and strained metaphors.
 
 That's hot.
 
  <small>[ 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: thatguy ]</small>

[ 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: thatguy ]
 
 I find it hard to fathom that there could be a person in America who hasn't seen Paris' nips and who also reads this bboard..?

[thatguy]

Originally posted by Psychoda alternata:
  [ 05-16-2007, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: thatguy ]
 
 I find it hard to fathom that there could be a person in America who hasn't seen Paris' nips and who also reads this bboard..?

does that mean that it's ok for everyone here to have that on their monitors at work without their consent?  i don't think so.  it's really not that hard to keep things worksafe.