Beets, do you really have a Civic that old? That's an awesome car. I had an 88 Civic and it lasted 15 years before I finally got rid of it. Loved that car.
The VW Jetta is basically a Porsche with a different skin. They are built on the same assembly line in Wolfsburg. They take a Porsche engine, file the Porsche ID info off it, re-stamp it with VW information, and drop it into a Jetta body. You get yourself a VW Jetta V6 GLI, you can take on any but the top of the line Porsche at a light and win. Same suspension system too, tweaked a bit for the Jetta's larger size. Porsche downplays this information because they need the volume sales that VW production affords, but don't want to lose their niche market.
By the way, if you want to see a real asshole, look at the driver of a Porsche SUV.