pick 1: kellyanne, trisha, parisa or shauvon?

[sweetcell]

i still perfer the pic with the tongue that i posted above.  reminds me of that hot angelina pic from a few years back...
 
 

Originally posted by nkotb:
  Vansmack, you're something of an expert.  What is it about pigtails?  And should I be concern about Perverted Justice coming for me?

"something"???

[6949]

Do we need to start a rollcall for the   reform school dance party?

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by 6949:
  Do we need to start a rollcall for the   reform school dance party?

hahaha.
 i think so.

[sweetcell]

Originally posted by 6949:
  Do we need to start a rollcall for the   reform school dance party?

based on the pictures they have linked from that site, i don't think you can interest me in attending... but i did find a pic of smackie sneaking into a picture at the last second with an attendee:
 
    <img src="http://www.poseurs.com/gallery/albums/reform_july13/normal_IMG_1145.jpg" alt=" - " />

[vansmack]

Originally posted by nkotb:
  Vansmack, what is it about pigtails?  

Oh, great topic for today, even though it ruins my plan to respond to every post today with a picture of Kellyann.
 
 So venerable and I had this conversation at Anaheim stadium last week after the hottest Angel fan I have EVER seen went walking past our seats down to the second row and had a seat.  Even Garrett Anderson and the bullpen all took notice.  She was incredible - and of course she had pigtails.  Everytime she walked up or down the aisle, the game took a break as far as we were concerned.  Anyhow, after the eighth or ninth hottie walked by with pigtails, venerable asked if he had missed something about pigtails.  I informed him that he had because it had been going on for a about 2 years now but has gotten really popular in the last 6 months.  
 
 I'm not sure of the origin, but I have my guesses.  Like most other things, I attribute it to the porn industry.  You see, the porn industry is making some good money in the barely legal market - the around the age of 18 type thing.  And as the girls get older, in order to make them look younger, they put them all in pigtails.  This is popular a popular tactic at strip joints too.
 
 So guys, after watching the barely legal porn, convince their girlfriends to throw their hair in pigtails for a kinky night and the girls think how cute they look.  So they start wearing them out.  That has spread like wildfire and now all kinds of girls are going the pigtial route.
 
 It's that sense of innocence that men like and that and that sense of "I'm really not looking that old" that girls strive for.  It's a win-win for us.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

It's prefer, not perfer, dummy.
 
 

Originally posted by sweetcell:
  i still perfer the pic with the tongue that i posted above.  reminds me of that hot angelina pic from a few years back...
 
   

Originally posted by nkotb:
  Vansmack, you're something of an expert.  What is it about pigtails?  And should I be concern about Perverted Justice coming for me?

"something"??? [/b]

[sweetcell]

that was brilliant.  can't find a flaw in your analysis.  if you could, uh, not share your insights with the girlfriend, i'd appreciate it  
 
 smackie is rapidly amassing an insurmountable lead in the race for "boardee of the decade".

[distance]

wtf is this thread about?

[vansmack]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
  but i did find a pic of smackie sneaking into a picture at the last second with an attendee:
 
 

How dare you accuse me of wearing a long sleeve Jcrew button down and drinking a crappy American beer at a reform school party?
 
 I would never shop at Jcrew and The Champagne only comes in clear bottles.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

indie rock fratboys who post on message boards
 
 

Originally posted by distance:
  wtf is this thread about?

[TheDirector217]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
  that was brilliant.  can't find a flaw in your analysis.  if you could, uh, not share your insights with the girlfriend, i'd appreciate it        
 
 smackie is rapidly amassing an insurmountable lead in the race for "boardee of the decade".

True story.  
 
 Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself.  Hint: It could[/i] be tied into porn.  I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .
 
 *swaggerjack warning*
 
    <img src="http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season19/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/kelly_anne/flipbook/DSC_0067.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 Sex-ay . . .

[vansmack]

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
  Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself.  Hint: It could[/i] be tied into porn.  I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

Wait.  If we're thinking of the same thing, is this a feature of long hair, or is it pigtail specific?

[TheDirector217]

Originally posted by vansmack:
     

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
  Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself.  Hint: It could[/i] be tied into porn.  I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

Wait.  If we're thinking of the same thing, is this a feature of long hair, or is it pigtail specific? [/b]

With long hair, one may invoke the "knuckle wraparound, then pull" technique.  But because long hair is so commonplace, I would lean towards pigtail specific.  Further detailing is superfluous at this juncture . . . It's like a fucked up Pavlov's dog effect, if you will.  
 
 i.e./Exhibit A: a female with a mean shoe game.
 
 Now it's important that said female has some nice heels or boots (got a HUGE thing for that) to complement/match her 'fit.  But because we men are primal by nature & flat out wired different, you are not really marveling at said female's fashion sense.  What you're really thinking about are said female's perfectly accessorized boots/heels on your shoulders.  Again, I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin' . . .

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.
 
 And I'd also bet you watch porn much more often than you actually get laid.   :p  
 
 
 

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
   

Originally posted by vansmack:
     

Originally posted by TheDirector217:
  Smackie also left out one important pigtail factor, but out of respect for the lady posters (aside of Miss P. who is offended by nothing) I'll keep it to myself.  Hint: It could[/i] be tied into porn.  I'm not saying, but I'm saying . . .

Wait.  If we're thinking of the same thing, is this a feature of long hair, or is it pigtail specific? [/b]

With long hair, one may invoke the "knuckle wraparound, then pull" technique.  But because long hair is so commonplace, I would lean towards pigtail specific.  Further detailing is superfluous at this juncture . . . It's like a fucked up Pavlov's dog effect, if you will.  
 
 i.e./Exhibit A: a female with a mean shoe game.
 
 Now it's important that said female has some nice heels or boots (got a HUGE thing for that) to complement/match her 'fit.  But because we men are primal by nature & flat out wired different, you are not really marveling at said female's fashion sense.  What you're really thinking about are said female's perfectly accessorized boots/heels on your shoulders.  Again, I'm not sayin', but I'm sayin' . . . [/b]

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  I'm willing to wager that 99% of women don't like having their hair pulled during sex.
 

And you'd be wrong.