You Know You're a Forum Member if....

[ratioci nation]

if this thread makes you feel a little sick because you begin to realize how much time you have wasted on the board
 
 if when you realize that you just continue on to read the other threads

[eltee]

you first read about current events here.
 
 you know how to correctly spell, "staph".

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

...you know at least three board members who are voting for Bush...
 
 ...and at least three who voted for Nader in 2000.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

... you've tangled with Rhett

[poorlulu]

there are people you don't know going to a show and you know you never want to know them............ya know?
 
 you have to hide from redsock at a show lest he spots you and asks your knowledge of an unwritten review...........    
 
 you know waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information about cetrain board members sex lives.............
 
 you can remember just how long rhett's pubic hair actually is.................

[Justin Tonation]

Originally posted by redsock:
  Fill in the blank...
 
 You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 

you've ever been too drunk to fish!
 
 No, wait, that's another list ... let's see ... oh, yeah: You know you will vote for Bush if ________.

[palahniukkubrick]

-if you will  never  get the chance to find out who I am.

[Samantha]

hmmm...I think this all means I am not a forum member....

[flawd101]

Originally posted by Samantha:
  hmmm...I think this all means I am not a forum member....

same here...

[Seth Hurwitz]

- own the club?

[kosmo vinyl]

if you know what lurks behind the silver oakley frames...

[nkotb]

Well, I don't like to kiss and tell, but Hotlips Kurosawa is always welcome at my crib.
 
 

Originally posted by redsock:
   

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 

You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
  [/b]

Really!? they were? Wow, predated me. Didn't know of any in-board dating sides the obvious married couples. [/b]

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

- you remember Mankie hitting on a new forum member, only to find out they are a guy.

[markie]

You know you are a real forum member when you long for the days you had never met anyone from a forum, and you imagined them all to be as imaginitive, attractive, eloquent and interesting as they appeared to be on screen.

[thirsty moore]

Like when you thought I was a female porn star?
 
 

Originally posted by mark e smith:
  You know you are a real forum member when you long for the days you had never met anyone from a forum, and you imagined them all to be as imaginitive, attractive, eloquent and interesting as they appeared to be on screen.