MAIDEN!

[ggw]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Not as threatening looking as the black man that was verbally harassing her at the Giant last weekend. I can't spit on everyone, you know.
 
    But probably more threatening than the moron redneck in the metro the other day who felt compelled to blurt out "You sure got a pretty sister."
 
    Why are there so many assholes walking around just saying stupid shit to random people?

Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
 
 Perhaps it's you Rhett?

[markie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [qb]
 Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
 
 Perhaps it's you Rhett? [/b]

Probably because The two of them are such an attractive couple? It must be envy?
 
 I never get hassled, probably because I have a 24/7 scowl.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I wasn't around when the black man was harassing her.
    I never had rednecks verbally harass other significant others.
    And my mom was never harassed by strange Italians when I took her to Italy.
    No, for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world. Hell, she'd probably end up talking to YOU in a crowded room.
    Luckily for me, the magnetic field went both ways.
 
 

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Not as threatening looking as the black man that was verbally harassing her at the Giant last weekend. I can't spit on everyone, you know.
 
    But probably more threatening than the moron redneck in the metro the other day who felt compelled to blurt out "You sure got a pretty sister."
 
    Why are there so many assholes walking around just saying stupid shit to random people?

Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
 
 Perhaps it's you Rhett? [/b]

[ggw]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world.

Well she did end up with you....

[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Ok Mankie...
 
 You're in a foreign country where you don't speak the language, all of your possessions are in a different city, you have hotel reservations in a third and fourth cities two and five days later, respectively, you've spent hundreds of dollars on train reservations between these cities, and you have a flight back home from a fifth different city ten days later.
 
 A strange man starts physically harassing your wife. What do you do?

I don't spit in his face that's for sure.
 
 If telling him to back off repeatedly doesn't work I grab him by the throat, push him away while yelling at him  "fuck off!" If that fails then the last resort would be to beat the sense out of him.....speaking from experience, which is too long a story to go into detail.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Markie, you are such a nice guy...
 
    But really, it's probably because she is pretty, and I'm not threatening to look at.
 
 
 

Originally posted by markie:
   

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [qb]
 Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else with this regularity?
 
 Perhaps it's you Rhett? [/b]

Probably because The two of them are such an attractive couple? It must be envy?
 
 I never get hassled, probably because I have a 24/7 scowl. [/b]

[Celeste]

aw shit...did I see that coming!
 (that is, GGWs comment)

[ggw]

Tell us a story Uncle Mankie.....
 
 Tell us a story.....

[markie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 
 
    But really, it's probably because she is pretty, and I'm not threatening to look at.
 
 

Possibly. Also your other half does seem to wear short skirts and bend over at inappropriate moments.....
 
 But hey big guys  do not always get the girls

[markie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Tell us a story Uncle Mankie.....
 
 Tell us a story.....

I think Mankie beat up a mime.....
 
 I wish we had polls on the forum.
 
 Which is worse spitting on a mime or beating up a mime?

[ggw]

Originally posted by Celeste:
  aw shit...did I see that coming!
 (that is, GGWs comment)

Sometimes its like shooting fish in a barrel.....

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I think I beat you to the punchline with my last line...(meaning I was an asshole attracted to her, and she happened to be attracted back)
 
 No, for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world. Hell, she'd probably end up talking to YOU in a crowded room.
 Luckily for me, the magnetic field went both ways.
 
 
 

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world.

Well she did end up with you.... [/b]

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

So you tell him off, even though you don't know his language? That makes a lot of fucking sense.
 
    So you physically attack him, risking getting put in jail or deported, risking fucking up all the detailed plans of the rest of your trip that you've spent thousands of dollars on, while your possessions are back in another city? That makes a lot of fucking sense.
 
 
 

Originally posted by mankie:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Ok Mankie...
 
 You're in a foreign country where you don't speak the language, all of your possessions are in a different city, you have hotel reservations in a third and fourth cities two and five days later, respectively, you've spent hundreds of dollars on train reservations between these cities, and you have a flight back home from a fifth different city ten days later.
 
 A strange man starts physically harassing your wife. What do you do?

I don't spit in his face that's for sure.
 
 If telling him to back off repeatedly doesn't work I grab him by the throat, push him away while yelling at him  "fuck off!" If that fails then the last resort would be to beat the sense out of him.....speaking from experience, which is too long a story to go into detail. [/b]

[ggw]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I think I beat you to the punchline with my last line...(meaning I was an asshole attracted to her, and she happened to be attracted back)
 
 No, for some reason, I think my wife is a magnet for the assholes of the world. Hell, she'd probably end up talking to YOU in a crowded room.
 Luckily for me, the magnetic field went both ways.
 

weak....

[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] So you tell him off, even though you don't know his language? That makes a lot of fucking sense.
 
    So you physically attack him, risking getting put in jail or deported, risking fucking up all the detailed plans of the rest of your trip that you've spent thousands of dollars on, while your possessions are back in another city? That makes a lot of fucking sense.
 
 
 

 "FUCK OFF!" and the body language that goes with it is pretty universal, so anybody would get the message loud and clear.
 
 Spitting is also considered assault by the way so you can get in as much legal trouble as punching someone.....mind you, my fists are probably not as deadly as your saliva,  they just have more of an instant impact.