Help Cartel.dc Find A New Name

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by amnesiac:
  Or how about The Faux Celeb-Pornographers

Everyone would think it's an homage to the New Pornographers, though.

[mr. pretentious]

The Speakeasies

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

The One-Eyed Snake and the Two Balls.

[amnesiac]

Cartell the Other Cartel to 'Suck It'

[ggw]

The Contrarians

Originally posted by econo:
  Roadbuilder.
 Cheesesteak.
 Marmalade.

Did I ever tell you that you remind me of maniacs #4,764-to-#4,782 from the movie 10,000 Maniacs?

[kosmo vinyl]

The Whom

[mr. pretentious]

Sensations in Crime

[kosmo vinyl]

The Dandy Dicks
 Tito Jackson Hole
 Takoma Parker Posey
 Orion's Beltway Bandits
 Arthur Dental Floss

[kosmo vinyl]

C.A.R.T.E.L.
 
 but whatever you do change the name of the band so you can be closer to Coldplay in the racks.  it worked for Linkin Park.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
 whatever you do change the name of the band so you can be closer to Coldplay in the racks.  it worked for Linkin Park.

Um... how exactly?

[kosmo vinyl]

linkin park changed their name in order to closer to  damp scones in the cd racks... figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred  durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez...

[mr. pretentious]

2 vs. 1

[thirsty moore]

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
 Um... how exactly?

They renamed themselves Clinkin' Park.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  linkin park changed their name in order to closer to  damp scones in the cd racks... figuring if anyone dumb eNuF to be dopin' on the l@test dump from fred  durstone's choco sTaRpHiSh they be down with the f@rt's deck tunez...

Oh, I knew they used to be Hybrid Theory or something, but never knew it was to get closer to Limp Biscuit on the shelves. I thought you were saying THEY tried to get closer to Coldplay.