Hilariously Creepy First Date (stolen from another messa

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

What would have been even creeepier is if he had showed up at 8am dressed as a mortgage banker.

[miss pretentious]

well, she bascially asked for this. i mean, she did volunteer herself for an all-day date, with a guy she had just met with an ambiguous theme.
 
 and i wonder what the 3 hour and 6-hour-long dates were if they involved a gorilla costume and a video camera. hilariously creepy, yes. but she did sort of ask for this.

[distance]

i messed around with a mormon girl once... i guess she wasn't all that mormon then.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  What would have been even creeepier is if he had showed up at 8am dressed as a mortgage banker.

I was unaware we had a set outfit!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

The further dating exploits of Jonathan Monte...
 

I had met a really great girl on Dec 2nd. Her name is Amy and she is very cute and was a delight to talk to. I chose to ask her out. I had told her about how I like to do big wow dates that consequently cost a handful of money. She said that she would "love to go out with me" but she wanted to make it hard on me by giving me a $30 limit. This was except able by me and was praised by others. Many of my friends said that she would be worth dating for having such integrity by not expressing that she wanted to do something amazing and costly.
 
 Amy and I ended up talking on the phone a lot. And shortly after several days in a row of talking to her I found that we clicked. She was obviously the kind of girl I have wanted to date all my life. Sweet, easy to talk to, willing to be open with me and loves the church of which we both are committed to. Plus she loves to cook which is a HUGE plus! She is by far the best girl that I have meet this year. And I have done a lot of dates (13+ different girls)
 
 I wanted to prove to Amy that I could give her an amazing date. I told her that this date was going be one we could look back at and say 'wow, that was a really cool date!' So I had planed our date to be done as follows.
 
 I would greet her at her door and give her a paper flower i made that request she put a memory of our date on each petal.
  <img src="http://www.monteit.com/flower.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 I also had written a letter and had a box wrapped up
 
 the letter read as follows:
 
 Enclosed are two crowns.
 One marked for Amy and one marked for Jonathan
 Please take the crown of your counter partner and read the inscriptions aloud
 Starting with Jonathan reading the inscription to Amy and then Amy to Jonathan.
 Then crown each other.
 
 Sincerely His Grace-
 The King
 
 Inside the box where the 2 crowns from burger king that i had placed our names on. here is a picture of them.
  <img src="http://www.monteit.com/crown.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 and had these inscriptions that read the following
 
 Amy's Crown:
 Rules of being a Princess
 A princess must always act
 in a princess fashion.
 She must remember that she is
 royalty and always expect to be treated
 as such.
 
 Things a Princess Must Remember:
 1) A princess will never need to open any door. As royalty she is entitled to all doors to be open for her by a fair prince.
 2) A princess should always show thanks for that of which she receives.
 3) A princess needs not to always wear her crown if she should chose to remove it. But she should never forget that she is royalty.
 4) A princess should always be with a fair prince until she wishes to dismiss him
 
 Perks of being a Princess:
 She gets to spend time
 with a fair prince instead of some frog.
 
 The Authority of a Princess:
 A princess has the right; as all women
 do, to make a choice to show affection,
 to except or decline affection from a prince. Along with the divine authority to rebuke any
 unwanted affection however she may please
 
 
 Jonathan's Crown:
 
 Rules of being a Prince
 A prince must always act as
 a fair prince, willing to protect
 his princess of which he is
 courting, even if just for an evening
 
 Things a Prince Must Remember:
 1) A prince must open ever door for his princess with a smile. He should never be slow to opening a door.
 2) A prince should always be thankful for the honor of being with a princess.
 3) A prince needs not to always wear his crown unless he is accompanying a princess whom is wearing hers.
 4) A prince should always be with his princess until she wishes to dismiss him
 
 Perks of being a Prince:
 He gets to spend time with a beautiful princess
 
 The Authority of a Prince:
 A prince has the right to treat a princess with100% respect. This is as far as his authority reaches.
 
 
 From here we crown each other. And walk out her door to my car. At my car I had a little red table cloth that was made of plastic that i had rolled out for over 10 feet as a red carpet for her. which lead to her door which i was to open. Inside she would have a special CD that I made for her. 20 tracks and a booklet telling her why i chose each track for the CD.
 
 We then would go to one of my clients beauty salon where we were going to give her a manicure for free. thanks to my client. From here we would travel to downtown and walk to another client shop to get 4 chocolate covered strawberries that was once again free. From here we would go to an office i do work at and play a board game, and while playing a board game a client whom owns a floral shop would come in giving her a dozen roses at no cost to me. From here we would go to dinner @ a clients house for dinner. a very elegant dinner. We would enjoy their company. From here we would return to my car where upon i would ask her to open my glove compartment and give me a brown bag, which would have 6 stars like this. They have little LEDs that connect to a battery on the back and is tightly secured so that they can give light.
  <img src="http://www.monteit.com/star.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 
 They have a magnet on the back which would allow them to hold onto my convertible top, and i would tell her we are going take a drive under the stars. From here we would drive to a place where a Salvation Army bell ringer would be, and donate the $30.
 
 
 Sadly she had to cancel our date... and we plan to go out again, but this time she is in charge of making the date and I gave her $200 and said she has to use it all and give me a really cool date!
 
 
 Sigh being romantic didn't seem to pay off...

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[miss pretentious]

i am really creeped out by this guy.

[Frank Gallagher]

If I'm going to make that much effort...not that I ever would...but if I was making paper fucking flowers, crowns and stars and shit, she better be prepared to take it anally and bring her sister along, before the date is over!!!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  i am really creeped out by this guy.

I'm shocked none of these women ditch him in the middle of this nonsense. If I was a girl and some guy was taking me on a date this crazy I'd be so creeped out I'd be gone. I'd find some nice way to do it like fake a phone call and pretend there's an emergency, but there's no chance I'd stick around post-burger king crown or itemized itenerary. And the costumes? Foot in crotch and run like hell!

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
   

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  i am really creeped out by this guy.

I'm shocked none of these women ditch him in the middle of this nonsense. If I was a girl and some guy was taking me on a date this crazy I'd be so creeped out I'd be gone. I'd find some nice way to do it like fake a phone call and pretend there's an emergency, but there's no chance I'd stick around post-burger king crown or itemized itenerary. And the costumes? Foot in crotch and run like hell! [/b]

i mean, the efforts are really nice, but like, maybe way down the dating line. First date? No thanks.
 
 Also, as Mankie displayed above, I would figure all that effort would be cause the guy to be especially expected by the end of said date.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  i mean, the efforts are really nice, but like, maybe way down the dating line. First date? No thanks.

There's a place down the line in a relationship where multiple costume changes, video taping the date, itemized itineraries, and burger king crowns are acceptable? Some of that stuff (paper flowers, seashell necklaces, theme dates) can be OK, but some of this is weird no matter how far along the  relationship is.

[miss pretentious]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
   

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  i mean, the efforts are really nice, but like, maybe way down the dating line. First date? No thanks.

There's a place down the line in a relationship where multiple costume changes, video taping the date, itemized itineraries, and burger king crowns are acceptable? Some of that stuff (paper flowers, seashell necklaces, theme dates) can be OK, but some of this is weird no matter how far along the  relationship is. [/b]

Right, some of it can be OK. But at the same time, I can't really imagine a world where any of this would actually happen though. Although my best friend's fiance (at the time) would do things along that line with the timed dates and surprises and it was cute (and they had also been together 6 yeras), but no costume changes...

[sweetcell]

Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
 Amy and I ended up talking on the phone a lot. And shortly after several days in a row of talking to her I found that we clicked. She was obviously the kind of girl I have wanted to date all my life. Sweet, easy to talk to, willing to be open with me and loves the church of which we both are committed to. Plus she loves to cook which is a HUGE plus! She is by far the best girl that I have meet this year. And I have done a lot of dates (13+ different girls)

that's the only paragraph i needed to read.  there are like 4 or 5 different flavors of creepy in there.  RUN LADIES RUUUUUN!!!
 
 (p.s. and as an abstaining mormon, i'm not sure he's allowed saying he's "done" a lot of dates... he hasn't done any of them)

[6949]

Someone should tell this guy to stop trying to be romantic and impress them because chicks like guys who are dicks.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

He needs to boast about his hair pulling skillz.
 
 

Originally posted by 6949:
  Someone should tell this guy to stop trying to be romantic and impress them because chicks like guys who are dicks.

[Brian_Wallace]

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  If I'm going to make that much effort... she better be prepared to take it anally and bring her sister along, before the date is over!!!

And that, my friends, is what a life-long devotion to Morrissey and The Smiths will do to your sensitivity.
 
 Brian