Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!

[Space Freely]

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

There's a Jake Butt, All-American tight end joke to be made here. . .

[ggw]

I imagine the catalyst for this thread was Space's recent discovery of the existence of a football player with the comical name of "Ha Ha Clinton Dix". It was likely his spunky 11-year old who tipped him off to this fact. Perhaps just this morning in the family breakfast nook.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

man....slo news day when this is the MVP tread

[sweetcell]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

I imagine the catalyst for this thread was Space's recent discovery of the existence of a football player with the comical name of "Ha Ha Clinton Dix". It was likely his spunky 11-year old who tipped him off to this fact. Perhaps just this morning in the family breakfast nook.

Space's wife and preteen have a longstanding ignorance of all things sports related and I will not stand by and let you assault their character with these vile allegations of them being cognizant of the most popular televised form of entertainment in this country.

[Space Freely]

I imagine the catalyst for this thread was Space's recent discovery of the existence of a football player with the comical name of "Ha Ha Clinton Dix". It was likely his spunky 11-year old who tipped him off to this fact. Perhaps just this morning in the family breakfast nook.

Sorry, my 11 year old is more into watching gay men giving makeup tips on Youtube than she is watching the NFL. Two different kinds of packers.

But you're right, I did just discover this guy's name, as well as Jake Butt's, this morning.

[Yada]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

[Space Freely]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

I sent this same joke to my wife in email form and that *was* the reason she was disappointed.

[Space Freely]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

We have a winner for POTW.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

We have a winner for POTW.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

[sweetcell]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

I sent this same joke to my wife in email form and that *was* the reason she was disappointed.

protip: when referring to your wife, never mix "dick" and "disappointed" in the same sentence.  not a good look.

[sweetcell]

oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

We have a winner for POTW.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

agreed!