Author Topic: 50 Worst Artists in Music History  (Read 32226 times)

ggw

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50 Worst Artists in Music History
« on: August 13, 2003, 09:27:00 am »
50-Iron Butterfly
 49-Toad The Wet Sprocket
 48-Master P
 47-Goo Goo Dolls
 46-The Spin Doctors
 45-Gipsy Kings
 44-Manowar
 43-Mike & the Mechanics
 42-Rick Wakeman
 41-Whitesnake
 40-Blind Melon
 39-Bob Geldof
 38-Nelson
 37-The Doors
 36-98 Degrees
 35-Paul Oakenfold
 34-Live
 33-Japan
 32-The Hooters
 31-Arrested Development
 30-Richard Marx
 29-Skinny Puppy
 28-Crash Test Dummies
 27-Color Me Badd
 26-Celine Dion
 25-Jamiroquai
 24-Bad English
 23-Creed
 22-Primus
 21-The Alan Parsons Project
 20-Howard Jones
 19-Dan Fogelberg
 18-Pat Boone
 17-Benzino
 16-Oingo Boingo
 15-Yanni
 14-Yngwie Malmsteen
 13-Mick Jagger
 12-Tin Machine
 11-Latoya Jackson
 10-Air Supply
 9-Lee Greenwood
 8-Vanilla Ice
 7-Asia
 6-Kansas
 5-Starship
 4-Kenny G.
 3-Michael Bolton
 2-Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
 1-Insane Clown Posse
 
 
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markie

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2003, 09:33:00 am »
I understand why all of those acts are derisable, except the doors. What did the doors do to end up on that list?

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2003, 09:51:00 am »
Delete - Japan
 Add - Thompson Twins
 
 Find a place on the list, anywhere, for Wilco.

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2003, 10:01:00 am »
Tin Machine?  How can you really go wrong with Bowie and Soupy Sales kids.  The Tin Machine album while not great was the worst either.  Maybe the followup was a real stinker.
T.Rex

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2003, 10:04:00 am »
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Originally posted by Anton Newcombe:
  I understand why all of those acts are derisable, except the doors. What did the doors do to end up on that list?
They sounded too much like The Stranglers!

ggw

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2003, 10:04:00 am »
Once they put Yngwie on the list, all credibility was lost.

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2003, 10:09:00 am »
J.D. Considine doesn't know shit from shinola about good music.  Has he mentioned that he interviewd Madonna?

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2003, 10:13:00 am »
i agree with mankie on the Wilco thing
 
 and ggw on Yngwie!  come on not Yngwie!
 
  and i think Skinny Puppy and Primus should be off as well as the Doors. and Paul Oakenfold, well, he's a DJ and he does really suck until you see the effect he has on 500 candy ravers.  hes not THAT bad.
 
   can we get GWAR on that list somehow?

sonickteam2

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2003, 10:15:00 am »
i think i meant 5000 candy ravers...either way , its frightening

Celeste

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2003, 10:16:00 am »
Anyone who can't appreciate Wilco qualifies as a retarded in my estimation

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2003, 10:21:00 am »
Come on.  As long as guys like Eddie Murphy and Joey Lawrence attempt music careers, 90% of the bands on this list do not belong.

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2003, 10:23:00 am »
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  Anyone who can't appreciate Wilco qualifies as a retarded in my estimation
Anyone who uses bad grammar whilst calling someone retarded must like Wilco.

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2003, 10:34:00 am »
Oingo Boingo was better than Madonna

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2003, 10:40:00 am »
Any magazine that would employ such a dubious motherfucker like J.D. Considine to hold court on musical taste deserves just a wee pinch of salt with anything they print.

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Re: 50 Worst Artists in Music History
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2003, 10:41:00 am »
The real issue is why is the list racist?
 
 for example,
 
 Vanilla Ice makes the list Hc Hammer is absent.
 
 Celine Dion, tick, Whitney Houston, no tick