Biggest d!ck move in a bar..

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

that's funny!    

[Bartelby]

Originally posted by El Sugartastic:
  I thought it was crowded at the Black Crowes show...turned out some old drunk fella was pressed up against me with three feet of empty space behind him.

Hey, he couldn't have been THAT drunk.  He picked someone beautiful to grope...

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
   "In America, boys are taught to wash their hands after using the bathroom." My immediate response, "In England, boys are taught not to piss on their hands" gents erupts with laughter as gobbie doodle leaves with head hung low.

That joke is so old, some of the youngsters on this board probably think it's a pretty funny "new" joke.

[vansmack]

Venerable (who shared this story with me) and I agree that breaking up two chicks who are making out in a bar has to be the biggest dick move out there!!!
 
 Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar
 
   <img src="http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool/images/05116164948_cheerleaders.jpg" alt=" - " />  <img src="http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool/images/051161703_cheerleaders2.jpg" alt=" - " />
 Renee Thomas (left)
 Angela Keathley (right)
 
 Tampa, Florida â?? Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.
 
 Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.
 
 Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.
 
 Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.
 
 Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.
 
 The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.
 
 
 Tampa Bay's 10 News  Video

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by vansmack:
  Venerable (who shared this story with me) and I agree that breaking up two chicks who are making out in a bar has to be the biggest dick move out there!!!
 

The only "dick move" I'd make if I saw NFL cheerleaders having sex in a bar restroom would be whipping it out, if you know what I'm sayin'!!!