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After the Westboro Baptist Church threatened to picket the funerals of Boston Marathon bombing victims, a group calling itself the Satanic Temple decided that enough was enough. So they performed a "Pink Mass" at the grave of Westboro founder Fred Phelps's mother ? a ritual they claim has made her a lesbian. "We believe that Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay in the afterlife," Satanic Temple spokesperson Lucien Greaves told Vice. Same-sex couples are invited to visit her Miss. grave and make out so that Phelps's mother will be "pleasured in the afterlife" (by lady spirits, we assume). The Temple says it will turn more of Phelps's dead relatives gay if the Westboro Baptists continue to "picket funerals or applaud horrific terrorist actions." [Source]
Mumford and Sons got booted from an Atlanta strip club, dagnabbit!"Marcus took off his straw hat and vest, rolled up his denim sleeves, and raised his fistshttp://consequenceofsound.net/2013/09/mumford-and-sons-got-booted-from-an-atlanta-strip-club-dagnabbit/
This line can't be true, can it?Quote from: kosmo vinyl on September 12, 2013, 06:19:18 pmMumford and Sons got booted from an Atlanta strip club, dagnabbit!"Marcus took off his straw hat and vest, rolled up his denim sleeves, and raised his fistshttp://consequenceofsound.net/2013/09/mumford-and-sons-got-booted-from-an-atlanta-strip-club-dagnabbit/
A fan of the world-conquering boy band, One Direction, reportedly killed her pet chihuahua after the band didn't respond to her on Twitter. The woman posted a photo of a chihuahua being choked, demanding the members of One Direction to "FOLLOW ME OR I'LL BREAK MY DOG'S NECK." After a couple weeks with no response, she posted a photo of her with a seemingly dead dog and the caption, "I LOVE YOU PLEASE FOLLOW ME MY DOG JUST DIED." This is obviously incredibly disturbing-- but, fortunately, it's starting to look like a hoax. The woman has also posted similar tweets, with fairly absurd pictures, threatening to kill her mom and blend her cat if One Direction doesn't follow her. Regardless of the story's truth, angry 1D fans have started a petition to imprison her. What a world we live in. (via The Daily Mail. Their pictures are a little NSFW and also just fucked up.)