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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: bull930 on December 03, 2008, 01:37:54 am

Title: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: bull930 on December 03, 2008, 01:37:54 am
Come on!!!! You suspend him just because he called a girl "sloppy seconds". Please!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Vas Deferens on December 03, 2008, 07:13:20 am
welcome back Bull! haha
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Tom Servo on December 03, 2008, 10:10:56 am
After reading the SI article, it sounds like Elisha Cuthbert goes after hockey players more than hockey players go after Sean Avery's exes. 
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: vansmack on December 03, 2008, 01:11:49 pm
Anyone remember when hockey players would take care of a comment like that among themselves on the ice?  Ah, the glory days...
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 03, 2008, 03:06:34 pm
i agree on the suspension being silly, but we're talking about a guy that wears shorts with a suit here
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on December 03, 2008, 03:26:48 pm
When I heard about the whole indefinite suspension for "comments not relating to the game," I immediately thought he must have said something racist or something like that. I did not think "sloppy seconds" -- while offensive -- rose to the level of rancor the NHL media has thrown his way.

What's more offensive is how people slurp Neon Dion "I make big hits but am too ass lazy to actually play any defense" Phaneuf so much that Elisha Cuthbert goes for him.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 03, 2008, 03:32:23 pm
When I first read Bull's post, I thought that maybe Sean Avery was a 9:30 forum member. I gather he must be a hockey player. I still have no idea who Elise Cuthbert is without the google.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: vansmack on December 03, 2008, 03:53:33 pm
On the bright side, after this hits US Weekly Smackette will probbaly want to watch more hockey.  Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!

And Rhett, add The Girl Next Door to your Netflix queue.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on December 03, 2008, 04:21:52 pm
Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie.

Federov and Kournikova is still the ultimate hockey/famous significant other couple. Those children would have been a master race.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: 6949 on December 03, 2008, 04:29:14 pm
Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!


http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=occupation&ID=126

Sean's list isn't that exciting http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/sean-avery.htm
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: vansmack on December 03, 2008, 05:24:48 pm
Thanks guys, but I didn't need a web site.

I need for US Weekly to do a two page spread of Hockey players who date famous people for this to garner any traction with Smackette.

That way, I can casually change the channel to VS and say, hey, that's the guy that's dating so and so and watch some hockey while we discuss which other players on the team are dating famous people.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on December 03, 2008, 05:30:22 pm
I don't understand why you need a US Weekly spread for that. I do that right now, albeit not with your wife.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: vansmack on December 03, 2008, 05:31:54 pm
I don't understand why you need a US Weekly spread for that. I do that right now, albeit not with your wife.

It's got to be in the Bible, or it just isn't true.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 03, 2008, 06:01:32 pm
thanks to us weekly my wife and i are united against spencer pratt

even though shes never watched the show
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: vansmack on December 03, 2008, 06:10:59 pm
thanks to us weekly my wife and i are united against spencer pratt

Seriously, if Sam Nazarian and Brent Bolthouse tell you that the dude is bad news, he must be a lot worse than even I think he is.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 03, 2008, 06:16:28 pm
my wife refuses to believe the 'wedding' is for real
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on December 03, 2008, 06:36:31 pm
I think it's obvious the wedding is simply an insurance policy in case LC decides the Hills is done after this season... as is Whitney Port's move to NYC.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on December 03, 2008, 06:36:51 pm
Seriously, if Sam Nazarian and Brent Bolthouse tell you that the dude is bad news, he must be a lot worse than even I think he is.
Bolthouse is awesome.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: Firebutt McGee on December 03, 2008, 07:30:02 pm
My favorite Gawker comment regarding this:

Elisha Cuthbert, you are no Carol Alt.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: xneverwherex on December 08, 2008, 12:55:47 pm
She's not no Rachel Hunter either :)

My favorite Gawker comment regarding this:

Elisha Cuthbert, you are no Carol Alt.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 08, 2008, 01:08:06 pm
I think it's obvious the wedding is simply an insurance policy in case LC decides the Hills is done after this season... as is Whitney Port's move to NYC.
i also think that audrina pretending to believe that lc would bang justin bobby was an effort to get more airtime
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: vansmack on December 09, 2008, 02:05:48 am
i also think that audrina pretending to believe that lc would bang justin bobby was an effort to get more airtime

It's either the producers baiting her for more time (and she accepted) or she's just crazy (which I've always thought anyway - way up on the crazy/hot scale).  It ranks an "utterly" on the unbelievable scale. 

The alternative proposition would have been her and justin bobby eloping in Cabo, but that's become so passé.
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: sonickteam2 on December 09, 2008, 11:25:22 am
Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!


http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=occupation&ID=126

Sean's list isn't that exciting http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/sean-avery.htm

  this site is hilarious!!!  According to this, African American NHL star, Anson Carter has had an "encounter" with Kathie Gifford!!!  Nothing new for Kathy is being tied to Carl Weather and Jim Brown too!

  Mike Madono's GF Willa Ford seems like shes most busy after dating Craig David, Carson Daly, Chuck Liddell and that Maiksim guy from Dancing With the Stars.

  and who is Mario Lemieux dating??? you guessed it.....(http://southernladysguidetosports.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sidney_crosby.jpg)
Title: Re: Sean Avery comments!!!
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 09, 2008, 12:11:42 pm
thats a pretty redneck zong