Sean Avery comments!!!

[bull930]

Come on!!!! You suspend him just because he called a girl "sloppy seconds". Please!!!!!!

[Vas Deferens]

welcome back Bull! haha

[Tom Servo]

After reading the SI article, it sounds like Elisha Cuthbert goes after hockey players more than hockey players go after Sean Avery's exes. 

[vansmack]

Anyone remember when hockey players would take care of a comment like that among themselves on the ice?  Ah, the glory days...

[godsshoeshine]

i agree on the suspension being silly, but we're talking about a guy that wears shorts with a suit here

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

When I heard about the whole indefinite suspension for "comments not relating to the game," I immediately thought he must have said something racist or something like that. I did not think "sloppy seconds" -- while offensive -- rose to the level of rancor the NHL media has thrown his way.

What's more offensive is how people slurp Neon Dion "I make big hits but am too ass lazy to actually play any defense" Phaneuf so much that Elisha Cuthbert goes for him.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

When I first read Bull's post, I thought that maybe Sean Avery was a 9:30 forum member. I gather he must be a hockey player. I still have no idea who Elise Cuthbert is without the google.

[vansmack]

On the bright side, after this hits US Weekly Smackette will probbaly want to watch more hockey.  Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!

And Rhett, add The Girl Next Door to your Netflix queue.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie.

Federov and Kournikova is still the ultimate hockey/famous significant other couple. Those children would have been a master race.

[6949]

Come on, give me a spread of all hockey players and their famous significant others!

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=occupation&ID=126

Sean's list isn't that exciting http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/sean-avery.htm

[vansmack]

Thanks guys, but I didn't need a web site.

I need for US Weekly to do a two page spread of Hockey players who date famous people for this to garner any traction with Smackette.

That way, I can casually change the channel to VS and say, hey, that's the guy that's dating so and so and watch some hockey while we discuss which other players on the team are dating famous people.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

I don't understand why you need a US Weekly spread for that. I do that right now, albeit not with your wife.

[vansmack]

I don't understand why you need a US Weekly spread for that. I do that right now, albeit not with your wife.

It's got to be in the Bible, or it just isn't true.

[godsshoeshine]

thanks to us weekly my wife and i are united against spencer pratt

even though shes never watched the show

[vansmack]

thanks to us weekly my wife and i are united against spencer pratt

Seriously, if Sam Nazarian and Brent Bolthouse tell you that the dude is bad news, he must be a lot worse than even I think he is.