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Title: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 13, 2009, 04:27:10 pm
This movie looks pretty amazing. Anybody going?
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Relaxer on January 13, 2009, 04:34:48 pm
Being pretty promiscuous with the thread-starting, aren't you. You better watch out or someone (like, say, me!) will smack you down, and then Walkonby will make some non-sequitor post that hints at supporting you, then Jaguar will come in and be all den-motherish, and then manimtired will post "LOL @ U STFU" and then Sweetcell will come in and make a reasonable appeal for calm, truth and justice, and then walkonby will make another random comment about balloons, CNN or entropy, and the thread will die.

Circle of life
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: sweetcell on January 13, 2009, 04:46:37 pm
"balloons, CNN or entropy" = much belly-laughing.

vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: heather on January 13, 2009, 04:51:33 pm
you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: chaz on January 13, 2009, 04:58:48 pm
I'm not even sure who you are talking about..

But ewww.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: vansmack on January 13, 2009, 05:01:50 pm
you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: vansmack on January 13, 2009, 05:08:49 pm

vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.


Why don't I just retire from the competition and you can name the award after me or something?
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Relaxer on January 13, 2009, 05:12:51 pm
No shit, this is important. Because, ahem [fixes hair, checks teeth], who said I was married?

The World: "I believe you did, repeatedly"

Quite right, but I ain't seein no ring on this finger.

The World: "Oh there it is, on the third finger of your left hand"

Ah so it is. But c'mon, a little hanky-wanky never hurt anyone, right?

The World: "Don't you have children? They would certainly be devastated, as would your wife and her and your families."

Y'know, I haven't been to the dentist in awhile. I should probably head over there.

/thread
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: heather on January 13, 2009, 05:14:27 pm
you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

both.  at the same time.

but really, my comment was more or less a loose reference to relaxer's post about ani (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=18250.msg270778#msg270778) the other day.  didn't intend to gross out anyone!   
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: azaghal1981 on January 13, 2009, 05:17:01 pm
That Ani post was totally POTW material.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: vansmack on January 13, 2009, 05:23:25 pm
Excuse me - just gonna change web sites for a second to check the lunar tables.  There's something strange going on here lately...
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Vas Deferens on January 13, 2009, 05:30:52 pm
ohh i'm glad you clarified, heather...it wasn't very clear...you wanna know where relaxer is tomorrow night? PM me ;)

but the real question is, did he secretly buy Ani tickets? I bet he did! 

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

both.  at the same time.

but really, my comment was more or less a loose reference to relaxer's post about ani (http://www.930.com/forum/index.php?topic=18250.msg270778#msg270778) the other day.  didn't intend to gross out anyone!   
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 13, 2009, 05:31:19 pm
I suppose I'm also out of the running for boardie of the year... But I not so humbly submit as proof the BPA video for "Toe Jam" see Flog for  link....

Remember the key words for this video are 70's, swingers party, black bars, NSFW... and in order to watch it on YouTube one needs an account and at least acting 18 in order to set... did i menton black bars?  that should be lots of black bars for any given shot most often used in pairs.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: vansmack on January 13, 2009, 05:35:15 pm
Excuse me - just gonna change web sites for a second to check the lunar tables.  There's something strange going on here lately...

So it turns out I made it no further than youporn and the only thing I learned after searching for "heather threesome" was that relaxer is much hotter than I thought he would be...all girly parts and everything!
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Vas Deferens on January 13, 2009, 05:35:25 pm
Heather: Length or girth?  :P    Cologne or natural man-smell?  :P

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

both.  at the same time.

 
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: godsshoeshine on January 13, 2009, 05:35:55 pm
This movie looks pretty amazing. Anybody going?
im in
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: you be betty on January 14, 2009, 02:25:28 am
can we get back to the topic at hand?  i need to know if i'm the only one who is a little embarassed to secretly think that this movie actually looks hillarious. 
you can't really go wrong with a fat guy and a moustache and a segway, ever.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: eltee on January 14, 2009, 10:18:22 am
Saw the trailers, thought it might be funny. That guy is sort of endearing. Hope it's good. If there is an actual boardie meet up, however, I'm going to another theater. All this talk about male parts and whatnot....you guys might scare me in the dark.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: hutch on January 14, 2009, 11:51:45 am
This is one of those movies that after seeing the trailer I thought might be very funny... heck the trailer was funny for sure...
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 14, 2009, 11:58:40 am
I started 2 of the 50 most recently commented on threads, and you make an issue of it? Good thing you don't crunch numbers for a living.

Being pretty promiscuous with the thread-starting, aren't you. You better watch out or someone (like, say, me!) will smack you down, and then Walkonby will make some non-sequitor post that hints at supporting you, then Jaguar will come in and be all den-motherish, and then manimtired will post "LOL @ U STFU" and then Sweetcell will come in and make a reasonable appeal for calm, truth and justice, and then walkonby will make another random comment about balloons, CNN or entropy, and the thread will die.

Circle of life
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: sweetcell on January 14, 2009, 01:51:22 pm
yes, this movie looks potentially funny.  i might see it if there is nothing else showing, but i don't think i'll be planning to see this one in advance. it's pretty low on my films-to-see list. 

I'm not even sure who you are talking about..

But ewww.

i don't get why that's an "ewwww".  straight men lust after womens' body parts, including those parts, why wouldn't you expect the ladies to occasionally do the same?

or was the "ewwww" generated by the thought of anyone lusting after relaxer and/or vansmack?  they're both married, so they must have some redeeming qualities with the opposite sex...
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 14, 2009, 02:17:42 pm
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

On the other hand, i've never seen Relaxer, so can't comment as assuredly. However, i'm forced to guess that he landed his wife not by his being a big dick, but presumably by his having one.



or was the "ewwww" generated by the thought of anyone lusting after relaxer and/or vansmack?  they're both married, so they must have some redeeming qualities with the opposite sex...
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: sonickteam2 on January 14, 2009, 02:22:53 pm
ohh, now someones forcing you to make assinine assumptions about people? interesting!
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: vansmack on January 14, 2009, 02:39:46 pm
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.


Actually I thought it was when it came to personality, but you're probably right - it's both.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: sweetcell on January 14, 2009, 04:05:54 pm
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

the same has been said of you, and i'm certainly also a member of the married-above-my-league club.  sonick also scored in the marriage sweepstakes.  i suspect relaxer is in the club too.

and what do we all have in common?  a very high post count.  which leads me to wonder what the relationship between the two are... does having a high post count (inference: open to communication, eager to share, etc) lead to a great mate?  or does marrying a hottie somehow drive you to waste time on message boards?  we need a grant!
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on January 14, 2009, 04:30:34 pm
Interesting hypotheses there...

I can only say that I made a career change at age 30 (prior to my joining this board) that took me from one where I was in constant communication with people in person all day long, to one where on some days I interact with nobody. Hence, the need to fill my communication gap...that's the story I'm going with!

I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

the same has been said of you, and i'm certainly also a member of the married-above-my-league club.  sonick also scored in the marriage sweepstakes.  i suspect relaxer is in the club too.

and what do we all have in common?  a very high post count.  which leads me to wonder what the relationship between the two are... does having a high post count (inference: open to communication, eager to share, etc) lead to a great mate?  or does marrying a hottie somehow drive you to waste time on message boards?  we need a grant!
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on November 27, 2022, 08:17:58 pm
Now I think l should see this movie.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 28, 2022, 09:23:51 am
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

On the other hand, i've never seen Relaxer, so can't comment as assuredly. However, i'm forced to guess that he landed his wife not by his being a big dick, but presumably by his having one.



or was the "ewwww" generated by the thought of anyone lusting after relaxer and/or vansmack?  they're both married, so they must have some redeeming qualities with the opposite sex...

hmm in 2009 both of these guys 'had it made' by all accounts
now in 2022 both those women are gone, are they better off?

and Sweets 'high post count' analysis seems to be bunk science at best
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: sweetcell on November 28, 2022, 07:44:10 pm
hmm in 2009 both of these guys 'had it made' by all accounts
now in 2022 both those women are gone, are they better off?

haven't kept up with relaxer, but i can assure you that smackie upgraded in that interim period.
Title: Re: Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Post by: Starsky on November 29, 2022, 12:28:48 am
What a weird way to talk about women. As if they are cars or something.