Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

This movie looks pretty amazing. Anybody going?

[Relaxer]

Being pretty promiscuous with the thread-starting, aren't you. You better watch out or someone (like, say, me!) will smack you down, and then Walkonby will make some non-sequitor post that hints at supporting you, then Jaguar will come in and be all den-motherish, and then manimtired will post "LOL @ U STFU" and then Sweetcell will come in and make a reasonable appeal for calm, truth and justice, and then walkonby will make another random comment about balloons, CNN or entropy, and the thread will die.

Circle of life

[sweetcell]

"balloons, CNN or entropy" = much belly-laughing.

vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.

[heather]

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick

[chaz]

I'm not even sure who you are talking about..

But ewww.

[vansmack]

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

[vansmack]

vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.

Why don't I just retire from the competition and you can name the award after me or something?

[Relaxer]

No shit, this is important. Because, ahem [fixes hair, checks teeth], who said I was married?

The World: "I believe you did, repeatedly"

Quite right, but I ain't seein no ring on this finger.

The World: "Oh there it is, on the third finger of your left hand"

Ah so it is. But c'mon, a little hanky-wanky never hurt anyone, right?

The World: "Don't you have children? They would certainly be devastated, as would your wife and her and your families."

Y'know, I haven't been to the dentist in awhile. I should probably head over there.

/thread

[heather]

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

both.  at the same time.

but really, my comment was more or less a loose reference to relaxer's post about ani the other day.  didn't intend to gross out anyone!   

[azaghal1981]

That Ani post was totally POTW material.

[vansmack]

Excuse me - just gonna change web sites for a second to check the lunar tables.  There's something strange going on here lately...

[Vas Deferens]

ohh i'm glad you clarified, heather...it wasn't very clear...you wanna know where relaxer is tomorrow night? PM me

but the real question is, did he secretly buy Ani tickets? I bet he did! 

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

both.  at the same time.

but really, my comment was more or less a loose reference to relaxer's post about ani the other day.  didn't intend to gross out anyone!   

[kosmo vinyl]

I suppose I'm also out of the running for boardie of the year... But I not so humbly submit as proof the BPA video for "Toe Jam" see Flog for  link....

Remember the key words for this video are 70's, swingers party, black bars, NSFW... and in order to watch it on YouTube one needs an account and at least acting 18 in order to set... did i menton black bars?  that should be lots of black bars for any given shot most often used in pairs.

[vansmack]

Excuse me - just gonna change web sites for a second to check the lunar tables.  There's something strange going on here lately...

So it turns out I made it no further than youporn and the only thing I learned after searching for "heather threesome" was that relaxer is much hotter than I thought he would be...all girly parts and everything!

[Vas Deferens]

Heather: Length or girth?      Cologne or natural man-smell? 

you ain't lyin, sweetcell.  if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick

Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?

both.  at the same time.