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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: andyrichter on November 03, 2009, 03:22:56 pm

Title: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: andyrichter on November 03, 2009, 03:22:56 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9:30_Club

"The security at 9:30 is known to be rough and aggressive. They are dressed in all black with multiple piercings. They are famous for confisicating drugs from patrons for their own personal use and having parties with other staff after concerts. This creates extra incentive for security to intimidate and bust patrons within the nightclub."

 :D
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Jaguar on November 03, 2009, 03:28:06 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ::)

Wonder who got busted out of the club and is now taking revenge?

What a load!

Shame I have to go out for awhile because this thread holds the promise of some exciting times.

Speaking of, I miss that blunt smoking Mos Def guy. He hasn't been around for ages.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: andyrichter on November 03, 2009, 03:32:35 pm
Disco Biscuits show? 
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: sweetcell on November 03, 2009, 03:35:06 pm
lol.

i just edited that out, let's see how long before someone adds it back...

edit: the user who added that "security" section goes by the name "Nightfly77".
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: azaghal1981 on November 03, 2009, 04:49:04 pm
Either a Cypress Hill or Disco Biscuits fan.


Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Relaxer on November 03, 2009, 04:50:08 pm
I wrote it
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: sweetcell on November 03, 2009, 05:02:23 pm
Quote from: Relaxer on November 03, 2009, 04:50:08 pm
I wrote it

nice try, but that passage wasn't nearly humorous/flippant/surreal enough to have been written by you.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Relaxer on November 03, 2009, 05:06:48 pm
<sigh>
you're right, I just wanted to look like a big man
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Relaxer on November 03, 2009, 05:08:32 pm
"Wow, did you check out that passage that Relaxer wrote about 9:30 security? Outrageous! Unconventional! Handsome! There's a guy who knows no limits, who braves against the dying of the light. No comb could tame that tangle, no woman could save that soul."
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Relaxer on November 03, 2009, 05:08:55 pm
and I'd be all like

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/36409-bigthumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: sweetcell on November 03, 2009, 05:41:32 pm
if you're going to go all fantasy-like...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2767/4072613789_1dfe5da1f9_o.png)
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on November 03, 2009, 05:47:59 pm
This entire thread brings the awesome.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: thirsty moore on November 03, 2009, 05:58:00 pm
Thatguy's a tall guy but I don't think he qualifies as a "they."
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: vansmack on November 03, 2009, 06:04:45 pm
How come I never get invited to these after parties?
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: ggw on November 03, 2009, 06:11:15 pm
Cuz u r not staph.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: vansmack on November 03, 2009, 07:12:51 pm
Quote from: ggw on November 03, 2009, 06:11:15 pm
Cuz u r not staph.

That hurts man.  You know I'm the glue....
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 04, 2009, 10:20:05 am
So has this oft repeated tale earned urban legend status yet?  Better get Mythbusters on the case then! What would have been better is require a citation for this latest entry.  The last security wikipedia entry at least had some flair about with it's use of Draconian .
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: reggie on November 04, 2009, 02:02:53 pm
where were these goons at the get up kids show when a bunch of crowd surfing teenagers shoulda got bounced?
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Sir HC on November 04, 2009, 02:21:06 pm
I know someone who uses the Nitefly77 name (or is it Nitefly78?).  Would be too funny if it was him.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: kosmo vinyl on November 04, 2009, 02:44:06 pm
Quote from: reggie on November 04, 2009, 02:02:53 pm
where were these goons at the get up kids show when a bunch of crowd surfing teenagers shoulda got bounced?

probably the ones who were doing the crowd surfing
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: RatBastard on November 04, 2009, 07:09:23 pm
OH NO security dressed in black and they have piercings?  Wow I bet they have tattoos as well!
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Sir HC on November 05, 2009, 12:00:54 pm
Quote from: snailhook on November 05, 2009, 03:52:35 am
it's really hard to bust someone smoking weed in a place where 1000 other people are doing it too.

Though last time one guy went on to Howard with heart issues...
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: distance on November 05, 2009, 01:49:48 pm
hmm.. posts disappearing.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: azaghal1981 on November 05, 2009, 01:57:11 pm
Oh so it's not just me.
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2009, 03:39:56 pm
huh?  what posts are disappearing?
Title: Re: 9:30 club security goons
Post by: Relaxer on November 05, 2009, 03:44:10 pm
THE WORLD IS WATCHING
THE WORLD IS WATCHING