9:30 club security goons

[andyrichter]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9:30_Club

"The security at 9:30 is known to be rough and aggressive. They are dressed in all black with multiple piercings. They are famous for confisicating drugs from patrons for their own personal use and having parties with other staff after concerts. This creates extra incentive for security to intimidate and bust patrons within the nightclub."

 

[Jaguar]

 

Wonder who got busted out of the club and is now taking revenge?

What a load!

Shame I have to go out for awhile because this thread holds the promise of some exciting times.

Speaking of, I miss that blunt smoking Mos Def guy. He hasn't been around for ages.

[andyrichter]

Disco Biscuits show? 

[sweetcell]

lol.

i just edited that out, let's see how long before someone adds it back...

edit: the user who added that "security" section goes by the name "Nightfly77".

[azaghal1981]

Either a Cypress Hill or Disco Biscuits fan.

[Relaxer]

I wrote it

[sweetcell]

I wrote it

nice try, but that passage wasn't nearly humorous/flippant/surreal enough to have been written by you.

[Relaxer]

<sigh>
you're right, I just wanted to look like a big man

[Relaxer]

"Wow, did you check out that passage that Relaxer wrote about 9:30 security? Outrageous! Unconventional! Handsome! There's a guy who knows no limits, who braves against the dying of the light. No comb could tame that tangle, no woman could save that soul."

[Relaxer]

and I'd be all like

[sweetcell]

if you're going to go all fantasy-like...

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

This entire thread brings the awesome.

[thirsty moore]

Thatguy's a tall guy but I don't think he qualifies as a "they."

[vansmack]

How come I never get invited to these after parties?

[ggw]

Cuz u r not staph.