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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 13, 2010, 01:44:36 am

Title: Here's To...
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 13, 2010, 01:44:36 am
...Eating Half a Bucket of Tater-Tots at Your Local Sushi Restaurant's Late-Night Karaoke Night, thereby totally ruining your diet? So much for those hopes of weighing 168 by March!!

DIET RUIN'D!!!!!!
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: sweetcell on January 13, 2010, 01:53:42 am
julian - banned from julian's america?!?  where would he go then??

(and yes, a half bucket of tater-tots is grounds for JA banishment)
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: Jaguar on January 13, 2010, 03:17:17 am

Why in the world would you ever go to a sushi restaurant for Tater-Tots, or eat Tater-Tots with sushi!?!?!? The thought of that is just baffeling!!!

This will cost you a pair of jade chop stix.
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: James Ford on January 13, 2010, 09:02:46 am
I'm guessing this post was inspired by a fair amount of alcohol consumption, and that's empty calories right there.

I weighed 142 when I was 26. I don't think I'll ever be as low as 168 ever again. Two tablespoons of Nutella on a bagel this morning aint gonna help.
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: imbecile on January 13, 2010, 10:08:58 am
Mmm, sticky rice.  ..the real one.
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: godsshoeshine on January 13, 2010, 11:08:23 am
i weigh less than julian
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: killsaly on January 13, 2010, 11:41:29 am
I weigh less than most here probably.
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 13, 2010, 12:04:28 pm
I'm guessing this post was inspired by a fair amount of alcohol consumption, and that's empty calories right there.
Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: sweetcell on January 13, 2010, 12:17:34 pm
Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.

but lemme guess - prior to this karaoke extravaganza, your body image obsession ensured that you had nothing more than a diet coke and a tic tac all day.  so you show up at this party, your empty stomach ensures that the two shots go straight to your head, and all of a sudden making love to a bucket of fried potato balls seems like a good idea...
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 13, 2010, 12:21:23 pm
Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.

but lemme guess - prior to this karaoke extravaganza, your body image obsession ensured that you had nothing more than a diet coke and a tic tac all day.  so you show up at this party, your empty stomach ensures that the two shots go straight to your head, and all of a sudden making love to a bucket of fried potato balls seems like a good idea...

The "tic tac and diet coke" is an over-exaggeration, but the premise is right-ish.
Title: Re: Here's To...
Post by: walkonby on January 13, 2010, 12:21:53 pm
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