Here's To...

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

...Eating Half a Bucket of Tater-Tots at Your Local Sushi Restaurant's Late-Night Karaoke Night, thereby totally ruining your diet? So much for those hopes of weighing 168 by March!!

DIET RUIN'D!!!!!!

[sweetcell]

julian - banned from julian's america?!?  where would he go then??

(and yes, a half bucket of tater-tots is grounds for JA banishment)

[Jaguar]

Why in the world would you ever go to a sushi restaurant for Tater-Tots, or eat Tater-Tots with sushi!?!?!? The thought of that is just baffeling!!!

This will cost you a pair of jade chop stix.

[James Ford]

I'm guessing this post was inspired by a fair amount of alcohol consumption, and that's empty calories right there.

I weighed 142 when I was 26. I don't think I'll ever be as low as 168 ever again. Two tablespoons of Nutella on a bagel this morning aint gonna help.

[imbecile]

Mmm, sticky rice.  ..the real one.

[godsshoeshine]

i weigh less than julian

[killsaly]

I weigh less than most here probably.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

I'm guessing this post was inspired by a fair amount of alcohol consumption, and that's empty calories right there.

Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.

[sweetcell]

Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.

but lemme guess - prior to this karaoke extravaganza, your body image obsession ensured that you had nothing more than a diet coke and a tic tac all day.  so you show up at this party, your empty stomach ensures that the two shots go straight to your head, and all of a sudden making love to a bucket of fried potato balls seems like a good idea...

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.

but lemme guess - prior to this karaoke extravaganza, your body image obsession ensured that you had nothing more than a diet coke and a tic tac all day.  so you show up at this party, your empty stomach ensures that the two shots go straight to your head, and all of a sudden making love to a bucket of fried potato balls seems like a good idea...

The "tic tac and diet coke" is an over-exaggeration, but the premise is right-ish.

[walkonby]