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Title: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: walkonby on December 14, 2010, 06:00:20 pm
a lifetime supply of chicken mcnuggets

the knife playing a concert in my backyard

a forum christmas party where everybody shows up

dinosaur jr to team up with phish for one hell of a fucked up super group
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: vansmack on December 14, 2010, 06:18:14 pm
A job for walkonby?
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: walkonby on December 14, 2010, 06:55:28 pm
A job for walkonby?

 ;D

i love my job, though.  it allows me a flexible schedule and i can work at home sometimes, so yes i can post on here as if i am unemployed.  unless of course you mean a hand or blow job . . . then yes please, i'll take one of those.
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: sweetcell on December 14, 2010, 07:51:25 pm
i'd really like tour announcements by:
- daft punk
- radiohead
- explosions in the sky
- metallica
- calvin harris (full band)
- shpongle (full band)
- hallucinogen
(these aren't necessarily all my favorite bands, i just happen to be in the mood for a show by all of the above.  additions forthcoming, i'm sure)

and a blowjob from laetitia casta and/or candice swanepoel.  and you?
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: serpent boy on December 14, 2010, 08:01:17 pm
To win the 9:30 Club raffle grand prize. :)
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 15, 2010, 09:57:25 am
A winning lottery ticket.
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: Brian_Wallace on December 15, 2010, 06:45:06 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KNEx4YFm5mQ/SYz5V-m96-I/AAAAAAAAAcM/JBmfJfi_pls/s400/scarlett_johansson_allure_sweater.jpg)

ScarJo's digits.

Brian
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: Brian_Wallace on December 15, 2010, 06:57:46 pm
and a blowjob from laetitia casta and/or candice swanepoel.  and you?

Wait a minute?  Aren't you married?

Anyhow, I can help you out a little here.  You can come up with your own Laetitia Casta film festival:

This one:
(http://www.teenfi.com/image-library/port/376/g/gainsbourg-dvd.jpg)

seems great because, hey, it's Laetitia Casta as Brigitte Bardot but alas, it's PG.  Plus, it doesn't contain the greatest Gainsbourg moment which everybody knows is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdXi6f5KRg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdXi6f5KRg)

for a Japanese version of Wilde's Salome, I'd go with this.  She get's 'em out.:

(http://blog-imgs-35.fc2.com/1/1/5/11546/00_Visage.jpg)

A higher quality of "She Gets 'Em Out" is here:

(http://pixhost.info/avaxhome/2007-09-09/Le_Grand_Appartement_Affiche.jpg)

while a higher quantity of "She Gets 'Em Out" can be found here:

(http://hwcdn.themoviedb.org/posters/799/4caa34537b9aa17acb000799/nes-en-68-cover.jpg)

Ho ho ho! 

You're welcome.

Brian

Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: sweetcell on December 15, 2010, 11:30:10 pm
and a blowjob from laetitia casta and/or candice swanepoel.  and you?

Wait a minute?  Aren't you married?

indeed i am, but
1) please refer to the title of this thread - "absolutely zero chance" is a subset of "probably not".
2) the missus and i have a list of exceptions - "if you can get 'em, you can have 'em".  laetitia is on my list.  it's a pretty safe game that we play.

Anyhow, I can help you out a little here.  You can come up with your own Laetitia Casta film festival:

thanks, that's beyond awesome.  i hope those are available on netflix streaming... BRB.
Title: Re: what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get
Post by: jrho on December 15, 2010, 11:48:38 pm
I would really like to get through my entire trip home without any family drama.