what you would like for christmas . . . but probably not get

[walkonby]

a lifetime supply of chicken mcnuggets

the knife playing a concert in my backyard

a forum christmas party where everybody shows up

dinosaur jr to team up with phish for one hell of a fucked up super group

[vansmack]

A job for walkonby?

[walkonby]

A job for walkonby?

 

i love my job, though.  it allows me a flexible schedule and i can work at home sometimes, so yes i can post on here as if i am unemployed.  unless of course you mean a hand or blow job . . . then yes please, i'll take one of those.

[sweetcell]

i'd really like tour announcements by:
- daft punk
- radiohead
- explosions in the sky
- metallica
- calvin harris (full band)
- shpongle (full band)
- hallucinogen
(these aren't necessarily all my favorite bands, i just happen to be in the mood for a show by all of the above.  additions forthcoming, i'm sure)

and a blowjob from laetitia casta and/or candice swanepoel.  and you?

[serpent boy]

To win the 9:30 Club raffle grand prize.

[Frank Gallagher]

A winning lottery ticket.

[Brian_Wallace]

ScarJo's digits.

Brian

[Brian_Wallace]

and a blowjob from laetitia casta and/or candice swanepoel.  and you?

Wait a minute?  Aren't you married?

Anyhow, I can help you out a little here.  You can come up with your own Laetitia Casta film festival:

This one:


seems great because, hey, it's Laetitia Casta as Brigitte Bardot but alas, it's PG.  Plus, it doesn't contain the greatest Gainsbourg moment which everybody knows is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdXi6f5KRg

for a Japanese version of Wilde's Salome, I'd go with this.  She get's 'em out.:



A higher quality of "She Gets 'Em Out" is here:



while a higher quantity of "She Gets 'Em Out" can be found here:



Ho ho ho! 

You're welcome.

Brian

[sweetcell]

and a blowjob from laetitia casta and/or candice swanepoel.  and you?

Wait a minute?  Aren't you married?

indeed i am, but
1) please refer to the title of this thread - "absolutely zero chance" is a subset of "probably not".
2) the missus and i have a list of exceptions - "if you can get 'em, you can have 'em".  laetitia is on my list.  it's a pretty safe game that we play.

Anyhow, I can help you out a little here.  You can come up with your own Laetitia Casta film festival:

thanks, that's beyond awesome.  i hope those are available on netflix streaming... BRB.

[jrho]

I would really like to get through my entire trip home without any family drama.