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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Purported Online Luminary on April 27, 2011, 04:57:22 pm
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Yo, yo, holla from Jump Up Like It's A Nightmare!, DC's most awesomest rap crew!! Equal parts Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All and Cee Lo Green, and 100% homeless, we are DCs premiere MCs. Since the 930 is DCs elite venue, we figured DCs elite rap clique should be on here and represent.
As a show of our love for you all, we will freestyle a rap battle for anyone who wants one, and feel free to share ya own!
-- Markus the Engineer + Rebecca B + Weezy Pete + Todd Legwarmer + Calypso the Panhandling Bandit + Tie Rone + Pimple Nuts on the 1s and 2s = Jump Up Like It's A Nightmare! (4eva and always)
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this is why i should have moved to richmond and married you.
the rise . . . and soon fall of julian's return will be a blessed event.
like that wedding.
i bow in your direction.
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Can we just rap battle on the board?
I'm so dope
You ain't rope
Clinton from Hope
Not black, taupe
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Listen here, walkonby!
Bout to school ya, and you know why!
This battle was over before it started,
This shiz here aint 4 the weakhearted!
U come at me and that's all you got!?
...Ohh yeah, I forgot!
Youre a bitch!
With lame ass shizz!
Come on man,
You ain't even set a battle plan!
But I destroy you wit' dis!
Cause I'm the shit with this!
I be spittin' fire on the mike, they should call me dragon!
You can try to be hard but your rhymes are saggin'!
Down to the floor,
Child please! Everyone knows the score!
Shutout!!
What, what?!?
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i like the new and improved julian. and he acts black too. double bonus.
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You need to shut the hell up, Relaxer!
Before I beat you up and make you sniff some shellac, sir!
You think you hardcore and all that, but you ain't all that!
I?ll prove it by beating you down to the mat!
You cant rap, and thats a fookin fact!
So just get off yo computer and stop yo motherfooking act!
Let real rappers do their thing, cuz they no good shit!
If you don't do that, I'll give u a hard hit!
And I'm speakin' the truth right there,
Cuz bitch, when you rap, no one will really care!
Maybe you need a vacation so get the hell outta town!
And chil' don't talk shit to me 'cuz i will put the smackdown!
WWE style!! What, what!?
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there is post of the day, post of the week
but this here does have the power to be thread of the year.
and just once . . . i would love to see a "rapper" create a "song" that each line doesn't rhyme with the last. is that possible? or are there rules in rap music? it's so confusing.
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Ardamus, get your ass in here! You may have met your match.
(http://sonuwap.com/DownloadMenu/Wallpapers/Funny%20Wallpapers%20For%20Mobile/Hip_Hop_Cat_%5BSonuWAP.Com%5D.jpg)
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Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and tip my hat to rhyming "relaxer" with "shellac, sir"
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i like the new and improved julian. and he acts black too. double bonus.
J.U.L.I.A.N. improves every day. But your "black" comments are ignorant and small-minded. Hip hop is a vibrant and alive artform that people of every social class and ethnicity enjoy.
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Where is that one thread that was asking who the most hated member of the forum was?
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Where is that one thread that was asking who the most hated member of the forum was?
GGW
FTW.
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East side, east side, yes you are!
Do you like the way I say "Jaguar"??
Fook the east side, mane!
This right here a west side thing!
You comin' at me chil' but you can't maintain!
These here lyrics gonna shoegaze ya brain!
Now you sic your 3 bitches on me!
Named: JR, F-U, and NTK!
I keep livin' that west side life!
I'm as sharp as an H Street pocket knife!
You can claim my rhymes are weak, but son, yours be crap!
You're a good example of why east side fell off the map!
Your flow is whore-style loose!
The contra-positive? My flow equates to drug abuse!
Your lyrics are small; man, mine much bigger!
"That's what she said?" F pullin' that tired trigger!
Your mom said it herself: she gave birth to a fookin' crackhead,
Come at me, son, you'll be seein' red!
That's the Big Red style of Tie Rone to be exact,
I'm living the thug life with all the paper I've stacked!
All you can drop is a max of 10 bars!
You fook with me you're gonna be left with scars!
You call me "lil boy"??
Child, what you need is to employ,
A motherfookin bodyguard!
Cause I be laying out chumps with no regard!
What, what?!!
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pace yourself.
i almost yawned already.
don't let the sun go down on julian just yet.
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Look who popped in GGDubs.
Fatass eats every meal at B3Dubs!
You think you hardcore?
You bout as soft as a baby?s dick!
You ain?t neva done no crimes or no murderous shit!
Neva sold no drugs neva eva copped no bricks!
You dat dude in da car lettin' da cops kno shizz!
Rich kid turned bitch, givin' da cops da news!
Now a bitch turned snitch,
You shoulda read dem rules!
Now u snitch to get rich,
You know I be holdin' dem tools!
Like da mario brothers,
I got boyz in my click dat?ll body yo mother!
You claim to be a thug u more like ah fuckin beverly hillbilly!
I?ll smack da fook out ya and have u lookin real silly!
The real reason u wanna battle so you can copy and paste!
The only time you a thug is on AOL or myspace!
Real rappers spit dat fire while u rap and sing!
I been doin this shit forever, you a one night fling!
A one try wonder,
You write some shit like ?where's that thread?, what a blunder!
Triple lettered playboy you need to stick to dat rock and roll,
Fuck violence I let my lyrics talk: cock, lock and load!
What, what!?!?
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Great Just Great, now I have to place closer attention to the drivel posted on this forum...
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the man is back,
he's actin' black
but he was never gone,
and that's a fact
showin' up with a newfound swagger
but rhyming like he's mainlining lager
challenge us to a rap battle?
after you've been kicked outta so many rings?
you gotz teh suck
like the Detroit Red Wings
that, that!
(no one will take my crown of worse rapper on the board)
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It's a good thing Sweetcell's already been taken off the Xmas card list, Red Wing disses are taken lightly....
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It's a good thing Sweetcell's already been taken off the Xmas card list, Red Wing disses are taken lightly....
SweetC's lyrical output is subpar, but the man is correct: sex with your woman while she's on the rag is not enjoyable! That is what we're talking about here, right?
-Todd Legwarmer
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It's a good thing Sweetcell's already been taken off the Xmas card list, Red Wing disses are taken lightly....
SweetC's lyrical output is subpar, but the man is correct: sex with your woman while she's on the rag is not enjoyable! That is what we're talking about here, right?
-Todd Legwarmer
posting while tired can result in poor execution.. a Red Wings diss is not OK but sweet's has already incurred my wrath once this year
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kosmo - srsly? i thought your defense of detroit was limited to its electronic music output. i can't remember you ever making a hockey-related comment.
SweetC - i feel a new persona coming on...
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j u like its an n
not ju-li-an
spits hot fire
like dylan, dylan, dylan, dylan and dylan
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this brings back memories of rap battling people in AIM forums 10 years ago. (Sigh)
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well, this place has missed you even if you're an a-hole.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannd he's gone again. J.U.L.I.A.N., we barely knew ye (a second time).
a fitting tribute would be for folks to write rap eulogies and pour out a little cristal for our fallen homie.
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what do you mean he's gone?? You mean the prison he is staying at cut his internet access? ;D
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scroll up. you'll see that his name has changed, is grayed out, and is listed as a "guest" instead of a "member" - all signs that his account has been discontinued. i'm assuming it wasn't voluntary.
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scroll up. you'll see that his name has changed, is grayed out, and is listed as a "guest" instead of a "member" - all signs that his account has been discontinued. i'm assuming it wasn't voluntary.
I thought people could come back under different names..
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yes, they can come back - under a new account. my point was that based on the grayed out "guest" status of Purported Online Luminary*, it appears that this account has been ended/terminated/suspended/etc... aka banned. i could be wrong. one can also voluntarily delete their account.
* Purported Online Luminary, formerly known as Jump Up Like It's A Nightmare! screen name doesn't have to match login/account name, but your posts revert to the latter when the account is shut down.
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everything has a reason.
somehow . . . i don't think it was a forced expulsion. but kosmo has shocked me before. he's shocking.
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(http://sociallysour.org/uploads/shocked_lol_cat.jpg)
;D
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He is...THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!
(http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/290460_o.gif)
everything has a reason.
somehow . . . i don't think it was a forced expulsion. but kosmo has shocked me before. he's shocking.