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Title: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 01, 2011, 04:12:14 pm
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/06/01/6764247-weiner-cant-say-with-certitude-that-lewd-photo-isnt-of-him?GT1=43001

Translation -
I've been caught by the balls. Literally. Now if I play victim but don't make too big a deal of it they might not dig too deep and this might, just might get swept under the rug. Besides, the liberal mainstream media are on my side so I should be good to go there......
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 01, 2011, 04:18:09 pm
politicians should all be women.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: sweetcell on June 01, 2011, 04:25:12 pm
translation: if this were a republican, gallagher wouldn't be writing about it.

the name coincidence is pretty awesome ;D

i like jon stewart's take on the situation: http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-31-2011-jimmy-fallon (go to the 7:50 mark)
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 01, 2011, 04:52:59 pm
Actually - if his name wasn't 'Weiner' I wouldn't have commented on it. That's just too much of a temptation....
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on June 02, 2011, 07:58:15 pm
translation: if this were a republican, gallagher wouldn't be writing about it.

the name coincidence is pretty awesome ;D

i like jon stewart's take on the situation: http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-31-2011-jimmy-fallon (go to the 7:50 mark)

If this were a Republican.... he'd have been caught sending his dick pic to a boy.   While at the same time enacting anti-gay legislation.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: wml7 on June 02, 2011, 08:36:21 pm
translation: if this were a republican, gallagher wouldn't be writing about it.

the name coincidence is pretty awesome ;D

i like jon stewart's take on the situation: http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-31-2011-jimmy-fallon (go to the 7:50 mark)

If this were a Republican.... he'd have been caught sending his dick pic to a boy.   While at the same time enacting anti-gay legislation.

Isn't that funny how that is??  I'm not big on politics but you always hear how it's always a republican that pushes the agenda against gay everything then later on they are caught involved with gay activities, hmmmmmm  ;D
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: azaghal1981 on June 02, 2011, 09:45:34 pm
translation: if this were a republican, gallagher wouldn't be writing about it.

the name coincidence is pretty awesome ;D

i like jon stewart's take on the situation: http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-31-2011-jimmy-fallon (go to the 7:50 mark)

If this were a Republican.... he'd have been caught sending his dick pic to a boy.   While at the same time enacting anti-gay legislation.


Yeah...this.


Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: nkotb on June 02, 2011, 09:46:01 pm
Does that mean that walkonby is secretly banging broads left & right?  Cuz that would rule.

translation: if this were a republican, gallagher wouldn't be writing about it.

the name coincidence is pretty awesome ;D

i like jon stewart's take on the situation: http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-31-2011-jimmy-fallon (go to the 7:50 mark)

If this were a Republican.... he'd have been caught sending his dick pic to a boy.   While at the same time enacting anti-gay legislation.


Yeah...this.



Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 03, 2011, 07:25:53 am
nothing like . . . banging broads
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 03, 2011, 09:21:38 am
If he was a republican he would have been forced out of office within 24 hours. As a democrat this incident is seen as a badge of honor...


NO! I don't vote republican unless the candidate is better than the yo-yo running against them.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 03, 2011, 09:53:04 am
If he was a republican he would have been forced out of office within 24 hours. As a democrat this incident is seen as a badge of honor...


NO! I don't vote republican unless the candidate is better than the yo-yo running against them.

democrats are better than republicans.  the end.  go bang some broads.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Relaxer on June 03, 2011, 10:12:32 am
translation: if this were a republican, gallagher wouldn't be writing about it.

the name coincidence is pretty awesome ;D

i like jon stewart's take on the situation: http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-31-2011-jimmy-fallon (go to the 7:50 mark)

If this were a Republican.... he'd have been caught sending his dick pic to a boy.   While at the same time enacting anti-gay legislation.

Isn't that funny how that is??  I'm not big on politics but you always hear how it's always a republican that pushes the agenda against gay everything then later on they are caught involved with gay activities, hmmmmmm  ;D

Well think about it. You spend all that energy and rage and passion trying to demonize the gay lifestyle, constantly sifting through pages of Tom of Finland illustrations, Mapplethorpe photos, Abercrombie & Fitch ads and Navy SEALS videos and... well come on, who wouldn't want to sit on a dick after all that.

(http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/files/C000858.jpg)

"Yes! Yes it is now time to do some research!"
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hutch on June 03, 2011, 10:14:46 am
Galaga why dont you start a thread about music for a change?!
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 03, 2011, 10:39:17 am
If he was a republican he would have been forced out of office within 24 hours. As a democrat this incident is seen as a badge of honor...


NO! I don't vote republican unless the candidate is better than the yo-yo running against them.

democrats are better than republicans.  the end.  go bang some broads.


WOW!!! So much for the independent thinker eh?



Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: James Ford on June 03, 2011, 10:56:46 am
Isn't it funny how a president can start an unprovoked was that kills tens of thousands any not be forced out of office, yet we want to run them out of office for their sexual meanderings.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Relaxer on June 03, 2011, 11:00:36 am
Isn't it funny how a president can start an unprovoked was that kills tens of thousands any not be forced out of office, yet we want to run them out of office for their sexual meanderings.

(http://robertwatson.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/john-kennedy-picture1.jpg)

"Yes, that is err-uh quite humorous indeed."
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: bearman🐻 on June 03, 2011, 11:29:25 am
http://gawker.com/5807858/how-to-take-a-dong-shot
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 03, 2011, 11:46:50 am
Isn't it funny how a president can start an unprovoked was that kills tens of thousands any not be forced out of office, yet we want to run them out of office for their sexual meanderings.

(http://robertwatson.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/john-kennedy-picture1.jpg)

"Yes, that is err-uh quite humorous indeed."

(http://www.rmutphysics.com/charud/specialnews/6/atomic-bomb/pic/President-Truman.jpg)

(http://thm-a04.yimg.com/nimage/ded4ca43877e1efc)

absolutely, positively side-splitting humorous
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 03, 2011, 12:20:34 pm
If he was a republican he would have been forced out of office within 24 hours. As a democrat this incident is seen as a badge of honor...


NO! I don't vote republican unless the candidate is better than the yo-yo running against them.

democrats are better than republicans.  the end.  go bang some broads.


WOW!!! So much for the independent thinker eh?





sorry . . . all this weiner talk and i have a hard time thinking straight.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: bearman🐻 on June 03, 2011, 12:23:42 pm
walkonby, has weiner made you gay?
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 03, 2011, 12:25:50 pm
A federal grand jury has indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards

I bet the grand jury was stacked with 'neo-cons' eh? HA HA HA..fucking retard. It won't be his weiner he needs to worry about in the pokey. HEY! Is that why prison is sometimes referred to as the 'pokey'?
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: sweetcell on June 03, 2011, 02:06:03 pm
http://www.ranker.com/list/republican-sex-scandals/web-infoguy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=358x814 (ordered by state)

gallagher, you're not going to win this one - so pick a new fight, m'kay?
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 03, 2011, 02:26:39 pm
Huh?....I'm not trying to win any 'fight'. What are you talking about.....mkay?
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Christine Moritz on June 03, 2011, 04:34:52 pm
absolutely, positively side-splitting humorous

Why is Truman in this photo lineup?  Shouldn't it have been FDR?
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 03, 2011, 04:42:43 pm
absolutely, positively side-splitting humorous

Why is Truman in this photo lineup?  Shouldn't it have been FDR?

Korea
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on June 05, 2011, 11:48:31 am
our society has become so steeped in hyprocritical moralism combined with voyeurism, that a very key point has been forgotten:

1) politician's private shenanigans affecting their job, or politician has built platform on a campaign of hypocritical moralism = relevant

2) poltician's shenanigans not affecting job, and politician doesn't hold himself up as a paragon of virtue = not relevant

Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: sweetcell on June 06, 2011, 11:28:33 am
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-headline-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 06, 2011, 03:50:26 pm
Weiners face is bad enough...who'd want to see his weiner????

That headline is classic though..  ;D
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: James Ford on June 06, 2011, 03:53:18 pm
He definitely married up in the looks department.

Weiners face is bad enough...who'd want to see his weiner????

That headline is classic though..  ;D
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 06, 2011, 04:26:25 pm
I'm surprised he still has a weiner if she gives bj's with those gnashers!!!!  :o

One hiccup and it's all over!!!!! Seriously...why do people do that to themselves? Those teeth are ridiculous.


(I bet he's not getting any action at the moment!!!)  ;D
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: shemptiness on June 06, 2011, 04:31:00 pm
Weiner comes clean....
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: ggw on June 06, 2011, 04:52:03 pm
our society has become so steeped in hyprocritical moralism combined with voyeurism, that a very key point has been forgotten:

1) politician's private shenanigans affecting their job, or politician has built platform on a campaign of hypocritical moralism = relevant

2) poltician's shenanigans not affecting job, and politician doesn't hold himself up as a paragon of virtue = not relevant

3) Politician claims "hackers did it" for the better part of a week before 'fessing up and admitting that he likes to lie almost as much as he likes to send dirty pictures to women.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 06, 2011, 05:02:27 pm
4) If he was a republican he would've been forced to step down the minute this story broke. As a Democrat he will be sent on a mission abroad by his party until this 'kerfuffle' blows over.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hemisphire on June 06, 2011, 05:17:53 pm
4) If he was a republican he would've been forced to step down the minute this story broke. As a Democrat he will be sent on a mission abroad by his party until this 'kerfuffle' blows over.

If he was a republican and sent a picture to a guy, he would've been forced to step down the minute this story broke.

Fixed that for ya (ref. Vitter, David).
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: sweetcell on June 06, 2011, 05:23:10 pm
4) If he was a republican he would've been forced to step down the minute this story broke.

which is understandable, BECAUSE MOST DEMOCRATS DON'T PUT THEMSELVES FORWARD AS UNASSAILABLE EXAMPLES OF MORAL RECTITUDE.  if you build your career on being pure and demonizing those that you deem to be un-pure, and then turn up as being a practitioner of the very things you build your support base by opposing - yeah, you get dumped by all the other hypocrites who haven't been caught yet.

so it's not a democrat vs. GOP thing.  it's a chest-puffing hypocrite vs. non-hypocrite thing.  just so happens that 95% of the chest-puffing hypocrites are republicans.  get a better GOP and this won't have your false-veneer of a political persecution - problem solved!
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 06, 2011, 05:50:43 pm
So in a democrats mind...a married man sending pics of his junk to a 21 year old coed is completely acceptable?

Hmmmmm.....tough to take the moral high ground when you have no morals.

BTW - I don't associate myself with the republicans or democrats. In fact, both parties are as immoral as each other. Our congress is currently a cesspool of corruption and perverts, so I'll vote for whoever I feel is honest and of high moral standing, regardless of politics. We need to clean this mess up first.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 06, 2011, 05:57:14 pm
how 'bout tweeting your weiner, 'govner?
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hutch on June 06, 2011, 06:32:51 pm
guy should resign if not for the pix then for lying to his constituents

actually dont think pix are so terrible...its the lying bout the hacking that bugs me
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on June 06, 2011, 07:00:07 pm
yeah, the lying about being hacked was pretty stupid.  And I think having the name "weiner" hasn't helped his cause.

tweeting it was stupid almost into the "wants to be caught" category.

  Still, those who dwell on the private lives of public figures are generally motivated by voyeurism in the guise of professed morality, and therefore of questionable morality themselves.



Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 09, 2011, 04:22:55 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110609/ts_yblog_theticket/another-woman-admits-to-sexting-with-anthony-weiner

Weiners wanger has been out in public more than the Dancing Bears.....
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on June 09, 2011, 06:32:06 pm
which is understandable, BECAUSE MOST DEMOCRATS DON'T PUT THEMSELVES FORWARD AS UNASSAILABLE EXAMPLES OF MORAL RECTITUDE.

It's amazing how many people are completely incapable of understanding this simple fact.   It's really a shame for our country how addled and logic-damaged the thinking of conservatives has become.   Our country needs more than one viable party and one stream of thought, but one side just isn't up to it.

 
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Mobius on June 09, 2011, 09:48:13 pm
What some congressmen do to convince themselves they're heterosexual should be their own business
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: James Ford on June 10, 2011, 07:48:26 am
Sending cock shots to woo someone probably is more successful in the gay world than in the heterosexual world.


What some congressmen do to convince themselves they're heterosexual should be their own business
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: monsterzero on June 10, 2011, 09:57:02 am

which is understandable, BECAUSE MOST DEMOCRATS DON'T PUT THEMSELVES FORWARD AS UNASSAILABLE EXAMPLES OF MORAL RECTITUDE.  

Sentence-Of-The-Month award.

(not sarcasm)
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hemisphire on June 13, 2011, 11:42:21 am
If you'd like to know how he left himself vulnerable from the beginning:

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2011/06/twitter-follow-weiner-dickish/ (http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2011/06/twitter-follow-weiner-dickish/)
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hutch on June 16, 2011, 09:44:49 am
stepping down
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 16, 2011, 11:00:27 am
stepping down

Now there's a surprise.

I thought he did nothing wrong by Democrat standards? Why would he step down? Only the self righteous 'family values' spewing republicans are supposed to step down over these kinds of things.

BTW - Ginger Lee can see my knob anytime she likes...
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hutch on June 16, 2011, 11:21:42 am
stepping down

Now there's a surprise.

I thought he did nothing wrong by Democrat standards? Why would he step down? Only the self righteous 'family values' spewing republicans are supposed to step down over these kinds of things.

BTW - Ginger Lee can see my knob anytime she likes...


hogwash.

i'm a democrat and i said on this very thread weeks ago that he should resign.. so did pretty much everyone...


by the way clear this up for me as i'm not from england.. "knob" sounds awfully small...
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 16, 2011, 12:32:51 pm
If you're not from the north american continent you have a huge knob...it's all relative.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Jaguar on June 16, 2011, 12:45:59 pm
You know, when it comes to the guys on this forum and their idea of other men's lower decks, I think I'd trust what Walkie and a few others here have to say on the subject than most of those now speaking up; otherwise, it's all ego and grudges.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Lazer Guided Melodies on June 16, 2011, 01:27:00 pm
He resigns and gets a beer named after him, Weiner's Wood Oak-Aged IPA:  http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/2011/06/get_it_up_for_wynkoop_brewings.php#more
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 16, 2011, 03:45:16 pm
benji bronk from the howard stern show is the greatest.


the greatest.  thank god he turned this into the trash circus that this is.  fuck the news media.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 16, 2011, 03:58:34 pm
He resigns and gets a beer named after him, Weiner's Wood Oak-Aged IPA:  http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/2011/06/get_it_up_for_wynkoop_brewings.php#more

I hope this beer follows Weiners religion and is served with no head.....(I bet he won't be getting head of any kind for a while!!)
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: walkonby on June 16, 2011, 04:09:14 pm
i'm sure he never got head.  why do you think he looked elsewhere.

when will people learn . . . that blowjobs go a very long way in relationships.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Jaguar on June 16, 2011, 04:51:32 pm
Oh, that doesn't stop some guys from straying. Especially those drunk with the hubris of power or some sort of stardom. The more they get, the more they want... until the fall that some inevitably take.
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: hemisphire on June 16, 2011, 05:46:16 pm
And it's funny again:

As if this story needed any more double entendre: The Hill reports that Capitol Police sealed off the area around Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D-N.Y.) Rayburn office this afternoon to investigate, yes, a suspicious package.
http://dcist.com/2011/06/really_now_this_is_too_much.php (http://dcist.com/2011/06/really_now_this_is_too_much.php)
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Jaguar on June 16, 2011, 06:41:53 pm
I'm just waiting for Dick Army to somehow get involved with this. Who needs SNL, The Onion and the like when we've got real life comedy right here on Capitol Hill and within it's tentacles!
Title: Re: Weiners weiner
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on June 20, 2011, 06:32:50 am
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/06/anthony-weiner-offered-internet-job-by-hustlers-larry-flynt.html?cid=6a00d8341c630a53ef01538f4412b3970b