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Title: TEBOW!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 08, 2012, 10:10:39 pm

....is awesome!  That is all.

    Although, can anyone guess Ricky Gervais's Tim Tebow "joke(s)" at the Golden Globes next week?  You know how much he hates Christianity.   God, I really hate him.  Gervais, that is.  Almost as much as I hate Rolling Stone magazine, Pink Floyd, Bruce Springsteen, the Beatles....

    Let's go to Miss Thang for a final comment:

Giants fan but wow. #Tebow Thats what the **** a champion looks like.
Mon Jan 09 01:13:14 via web
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    Preach on sister!  You two would make a cute couple.

    Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: azaghal1981 on January 08, 2012, 10:35:32 pm
So the Jesus Freak beat the rapist.


I guess that's good???
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Post by: James Ford on January 08, 2012, 10:47:27 pm
The rapist is apparently also a Jesus freak as well.
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Post by: IMAmoose24 on January 09, 2012, 01:14:01 am
(http://www.knuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tebow-sign.jpg)

Tebow '12.
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Post by: sweetcell on January 09, 2012, 03:19:56 am
as a fan of the patriots, i couldn't be any happier.  thank you tebow!
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Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 09, 2012, 09:48:28 am
the rapist . . . only likes women, so the jesus freak would approve of the rape.
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Post by: Shadrach on January 09, 2012, 04:34:16 pm
How can anyone "hate" The Beatles? All the others I get, but even if you're not a fan, hate seems pretty strong.


....is awesome!  That is all.

    Although, can anyone guess Ricky Gervais's Tim Tebow "joke(s)" at the Golden Globes next week?  You know how much he hates Christianity.   God, I really hate him.  Gervais, that is.  Almost as much as I hate Rolling Stone magazine, Pink Floyd, Bruce Springsteen, the Beatles....

    Let's go to Miss Thang for a final comment:

Giants fan but wow. #Tebow Thats what the **** a champion looks like.
Mon Jan 09 01:13:14 via web
Lady Gaga
ladygaga


    Preach on sister!  You two would make a cute couple.

    Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: James Ford on January 09, 2012, 04:40:44 pm
Somebody else on here was hating in the Beatles. (TMUL?)

I think it's probably not a hatred for the band itself but rather a hatred for all of the lazy people whose musical taste doesn't go much beyond the Beatles.


How can anyone "hate" The Beatles? All the others I get, but even if you're not a fan, hate seems pretty strong.


....is awesome!  That is all.

    Although, can anyone guess Ricky Gervais's Tim Tebow "joke(s)" at the Golden Globes next week?  You know how much he hates Christianity.   God, I really hate him.  Gervais, that is.  Almost as much as I hate Rolling Stone magazine, Pink Floyd, Bruce Springsteen, the Beatles....

    Let's go to Miss Thang for a final comment:

Giants fan but wow. #Tebow Thats what the **** a champion looks like.
Mon Jan 09 01:13:14 via web
Lady Gaga
ladygaga


    Preach on sister!  You two would make a cute couple.

    Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 09, 2012, 04:47:20 pm
How can anyone "hate" The Beatles? All the others I get, but even if you're not a fan, hate seems pretty strong.


....is awesome!  That is all.

    Although, can anyone guess Ricky Gervais's Tim Tebow "joke(s)" at the Golden Globes next week?  You know how much he hates Christianity.   God, I really hate him.  Gervais, that is.  Almost as much as I hate Rolling Stone magazine, Pink Floyd, Bruce Springsteen, the Beatles....

    Let's go to Miss Thang for a final comment:

Giants fan but wow. #Tebow Thats what the **** a champion looks like.
Mon Jan 09 01:13:14 via web
Lady Gaga
ladygaga


    Preach on sister!  You two would make a cute couple.

    Brian

I could be here all day but here's reason #4,673:

There was nothing real about ANY of their music.  There was no THERE, there.  It's all self-satisfied rock music in a vacuum.

You can separate Beatles songs into four categories:

1.) Kids songs ("Yellow Submarine", "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da")
2.) Humorless, Fortune cookie platitudes ("Let It Be", "Help!")
3.) "I'm crying out for a hug" songs ("You've Got To Hide Your Love Away")
4.) "Won't teacher be impressed by how CLEVER I am!" songs ("A Day in the Life", "Tomorrow Never Knows")

Crap!  ALL of it!  My favorite Beatles song is something like their cover of "Rock N Roll Music".  THAT'S real.  They kick ass on something like that.

Even the Stones had way more relatable, "authentic" songs.  Where's the Beatles "No Expectations?"  Their "Midnight Rambler?"

Everything about the Beatles was cowardly and precious.  Owww....we don't want to TOUR ANYMORE! 

Compare "Revolution" to "Street Fighting Man" and you'll know what I mean. 

How many Beatles songs can you dance to?

How many Beatles songs can you f*** to?

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 09, 2012, 04:55:12 pm
for someone that hates his beatles . . . he sure knows his beatles.
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Post by: stevewizzle on January 09, 2012, 05:02:15 pm
helter skelter.

and i would argue if you had to go as deep as four categories, there is at least something there.

TEBOWMANIA!
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 09, 2012, 05:49:22 pm
That was truly fucking amazing. I despise the Steelers. I'm a fan of Tebow, for everyone who says he shoves his faith in people's face, I didn't see a single thing yesterday. If no one knew about his faith and he acted the same, it wouldn't be an issue. He just fucking wins. Most passing yards allowed by the Steelers all year. That being said, the Partriots are going to demolish the Broncos next week.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 09, 2012, 06:55:10 pm

Are you so sure?

The Patriots defense (especially pass defense) is HORRIBLE!  And if Dumervil or Von Miller can get to Brady, he can get rattled (see Jets playoff game last year.)  If yesterday wasn't an aberration and the Broncos have SOME sort of pass attack, they at least have a puncher's chance.

I hate the Steelers, too and two things were made clear yesterday:

1.)  When James Harrison isn't dishing out concussions and cheap shots, he SUCKS at containment.
2.)  Troy Polamalu has been "free-lancing" so much that he's forgotten what position he plays.  It's SAFETY.  Ike Taylor has gotten all the blame but it was disgraceful how little help he got.

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: sweetcell on January 09, 2012, 07:58:13 pm
The Patriots defense (especially pass defense) is HORRIBLE!

true dat, for the most part, although they have shown occasional glimmers of decency.  one of those glimmers occurred in week 15 against... the broncos.

the pat's offense it more spectacular than their defense is horrible, so the only way to beat them is to put up more points... and the broncos haven't proven they can keep up.  they're averaging under 20 points a game, pats are averaging about 35.  plus, the game is at foxboro.

but yeah, i'll give you that if they play like yesterday, and brady has an off day (whether pass-pressure induced or otherwise), they could pull it off.  unless it snows on saturday - in which case denver doesn't stand a chance.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Stillwater on January 10, 2012, 12:11:07 am
40 MPH winds... no snow as it stands...
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Post by: ggw on January 10, 2012, 11:49:59 am
unless it snows on saturday - in which case denver doesn't stand a chance.

Because it never snows in Denver.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 10, 2012, 12:25:47 pm

I'd think bad weather (snow) would favor the Broncos.  Better running game (McGahee and Tebow.)

I don't think they should start the NFL playoffs until they can guarantee at least one game will be played under heavy snow conditions.  I mean, those are kind of rare.  The only two that stick out in the last ten years are the Tuck Rule/Patriots/Raiders one that started the Patriots nonsense and the Packers/Giants one from a few years ago.  I really don't care about high-def but "Snowy NFL playoff games in high-def" are one of the most awesome things ever.

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: sweetcell on January 10, 2012, 12:41:39 pm
brady has never lost in snow.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 10, 2012, 01:06:22 pm

Are you so sure?

The Patriots defense (especially pass defense) is HORRIBLE!  And if Dumervil or Von Miller can get to Brady, he can get rattled (see Jets playoff game last year.)  If yesterday wasn't an aberration and the Broncos have SOME sort of pass attack, they at least have a puncher's chance.

I hate the Steelers, too and two things were made clear yesterday:1.)  When James Harrison isn't dishing out concussions and cheap shots, he SUCKS at containment.
2.)  Troy Polamalu has been "free-lancing" so much that he's forgotten what position he plays.  It's SAFETY.  Ike Taylor has gotten all the blame but it was disgraceful how little help he got.



Brian
The Denver Tebow's cannot win a shoot out with the Pats. It just won't happen. Denver's defense is pretty solid and the Pats D is pretty fucking wrtched. But I just don't see the Broncos pulling out this upset. Pats are way too dangerous offensively. Their tight ends will have a field day.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Mobius on January 10, 2012, 04:20:32 pm
Interesting that Tebow get to bring his 'talents' against 'sinners'.  He vanquished the the QB Rapist and now has a shot at the QB Who Hasn't Won A Super Bowl Since Leaving His Pregnant Girlfriend For A Supermodel (7 years since Brady has won a Super Bowl, amazingly).  The Church Lady must be proud.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 11, 2012, 11:32:36 am
Well isn't that special...
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: eldred24 on January 12, 2012, 09:22:44 am
So.... I own the website www.TebowTime.com .

Looking to overhaul it to drive more traffic to it, just for fun.

Any thoughts?
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Yada on January 12, 2012, 09:48:00 am
42-10, Pats.
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Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 12, 2012, 10:12:14 am

It looks like there's going to be SOME snow in both New England and Green Bay but it will probably be done and cleared before both games.

\\\

Listening on the radio this morning I heard a clip of Aaron Rodgers talking about the tragedy of their offensive coordinator's son dying.  Aaron Rodgers said he'd never been to a funeral in his life.  How many 28 year-olds have NEVER been to a funeral?  I thought that odd.  He's a lucky guy to never lose anyone close to him.

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: sweetcell on January 12, 2012, 10:17:39 am
So.... I own the website www.TebowTime.com .

Looking to overhaul it to drive more traffic to it, just for fun.

Any thoughts?

yes: cash in on the craze before saturday.

42-10, Pats.

i think the broncos' D, and the Pats' lack thereof, will make it a tad closer: 38-27.  i'm calling hernandez > the gronk.
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Post by: James Ford on January 12, 2012, 01:42:27 pm
I'm 44 and I've only been to one funeral.

But then again, I'm a data cruncher who sits behind a computer all day and my primary social interaction is posting about beer on an internet message board.

Whereas he's a good looking star quarterback.



It looks like there's going to be SOME snow in both New England and Green Bay but it will probably be done and cleared before both games.

\\\

Listening on the radio this morning I heard a clip of Aaron Rodgers talking about the tragedy of their offensive coordinator's son dying.  Aaron Rodgers said he'd never been to a funeral in his life.  How many 28 year-olds have NEVER been to a funeral?  I thought that odd.  He's a lucky guy to never lose anyone close to him.

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: IMAmoose24 on January 14, 2012, 02:22:08 pm

Listening on the radio this morning I heard a clip of Aaron Rodgers talking about the tragedy of their offensive coordinator's son dying.  Aaron Rodgers said he'd never been to a funeral in his life.  How many 28 year-olds have NEVER been to a funeral?  I thought that odd.  He's a lucky guy to never lose anyone close to him.

Brian

I heard that on NFL Countdown today and it too surprised me. I'm 20 and I can count 6 I've been to. Hell, I went to 2 in the last 6 months alone. He's extremely talented and never lost anyone close to him. Lucky guy indeed.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 14, 2012, 04:27:47 pm

The milk's gone BAD!

Listen, I got the Broncs.  The Patriots have lost three playoff games in a row.  The last two at home.  The last two (Jets and Ravens) had a similar make-up to the Broncos:  Good defense, good running game, mediocre passing offense but can hit the deep ball.  If the Broncos can at least contain New England's tight ends they have a good shot.  Their first game this year was closer than the score indicated.  Willis McGahee will be the star of this one.

Actually (no spreads), I have a lot of dogs:  Saints, Broncos, Texans, Giants.

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on January 14, 2012, 10:09:44 pm
i like it when you talk football.  it is cute.  springsteen cute.  i can see you in those tight blue jeans standing in front of an american flag right now.  fucking football.  i see you are wrong already on one team.  i feel bad for the rest that you have doomed with your failure picks.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: James Ford on January 14, 2012, 11:06:46 pm
Looks like he's 0 for Saturday.
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Post by: hutch on January 15, 2012, 02:02:37 am
Looks like he's 0 for Saturday.

ain't gods day.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: sweetcell on January 15, 2012, 05:25:37 am
well that was fun while it lasted.

fallon was right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngxMX-lR7Hs): duuuuude, you're on your own ;D
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Post by: Stillwater on January 15, 2012, 07:59:38 am
That WAS fun.  The defense was playing with a chip on their shoulder.  Most complete game we've played all year...
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Post by: Yada on January 15, 2012, 11:28:06 am
42-10, Pats.

I speak the truth.
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Post by: Justin Tonation on January 15, 2012, 12:07:05 pm
42-10, Pats.

I speak the truth.

Well called.
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Post by: shemptiness on January 15, 2012, 12:21:41 pm
42-10, Pats.

I speak the truth.

So what do your crystal balls say about today?
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Post by: ggw on January 15, 2012, 12:36:14 pm
Giants 38
Packers 35
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Post by: Vas Deferens on January 15, 2012, 01:17:50 pm
Giants 31-27
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Post by: sweetcell on January 15, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
That WAS fun.  The defense was playing with a chip on their shoulder.  Most complete game we've played all year...

i'm tempering how impressed i am with the Pat's D with the fact that denver was a fairly predictable run-first offense.  bodes well if houston wins today, less so if it's baltimore.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Yada on January 15, 2012, 04:51:20 pm
42-10, Pats.

I speak the truth.

So what do your crystal balls say about today?

38-23, The Pack.
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: James Ford on January 15, 2012, 09:55:18 pm
Wow, one for four on your picks. you really rocked it! Willis McGhee was most definitely the star!



The milk's gone BAD!

Listen, I got the Broncs.  The Patriots have lost three playoff games in a row.  The last two at home.  The last two (Jets and Ravens) had a similar make-up to the Broncos:  Good defense, good running game, mediocre passing offense but can hit the deep ball.  If the Broncos can at least contain New England's tight ends they have a good shot.  Their first game this year was closer than the score indicated.  Willis McGahee will be the star of this one.

Actually (no spreads), I have a lot of dogs:  Saints, Broncos, Texans, Giants.

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: Brian_Wallace on January 17, 2012, 10:27:04 am

Of the four possible Super Bowl match-ups, three have prefab story lines that will be beat into the ground over two weeks:

1. 49ers-Ravens: Brother bowl
2. Giants-Patriots: Revenge for the Brady/Belichick Patriots' only Super Bowl loss/18-1.
3. Giants-Ravens: Revenge for the Giants' only Super Bowl loss.

Which means we'll probably get 49ers-Patriots.  I think Brady was a big 49ers fan growing up but who cares?

Brian
Title: Re: TEBOW!
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on January 17, 2012, 12:13:30 pm
Millions of "conspiracy theories" going around about the brother bowl.

People are fucking crazy.