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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: chaz on February 19, 2013, 01:20:12 pm

Title: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: chaz on February 19, 2013, 01:20:12 pm
Fact

Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Yada on February 19, 2013, 01:21:28 pm
true
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 01:22:33 pm
Of course RHCP suck harder than almost all bands.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 01:23:19 pm
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Mozart. BAM
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 01:26:37 pm
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Ratbastard who is dumb and poor
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 01:27:02 pm
haha just kidding. Ratbastard sucks way more.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on February 19, 2013, 01:48:25 pm
yawn . . . slow day, in your life?
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 19, 2013, 01:58:53 pm
John Frusciante is the fucking man.

I also dig Flea.

Everything else can cram walnuts in it.

I definitely like Van Halen more. Who don't suck. Like this dickless thread.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: hutch on February 19, 2013, 02:04:22 pm
I just finished Anthony Kiedis' autobiography... scary stuff!

Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: atomicfront on February 19, 2013, 02:09:20 pm
Hmm this is interesting.  I was the guy who once told Antony Keides to do us both a favor and change professions.  However,  Frusciante is 100 times the guitarist that Eddie Van Halen ever was so I am going to have to take RHCP over Van Halen.  Although Diamond Dave is a much better front man than Antony. 

Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on February 19, 2013, 02:10:33 pm
did your story have to include "i spoke to anthony" just to make you feel like you've done something with your life, or to make us think of you somehow different?  neither worked, by the way.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: atomicfront on February 19, 2013, 02:15:57 pm
did your story have to include "i spoke to anthony" just to make you feel like you've done something with your life, or to make us think of you somehow different?  neither worked, by the way.

I included the story before.  I included it because it lets you know not to listen to my career advice.  I helped boo antony off stage and then told him this after the show.  He was certainly the last person I expected to have any success musically.  It shows even I don't always know who will be popular in the end.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: reggie on February 19, 2013, 02:43:15 pm
love that John Fruciante always gets a pass despite his long involvement in the absolute worst mainstream rock band.

"buuut, he did heroin! and he's a tortured soul!! and he's a really great guitarist !"

  ::) 
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 02:45:30 pm
Flea is a good bass player in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters are good basketball players.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 02:45:50 pm
That may be my finest metaphor.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 02:46:02 pm
Although to be honest, it's more of a simile.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Jaguar on February 19, 2013, 03:04:09 pm
When it comes down to it, if the Red Hot Chili Shits are playing at venue A and Van Halen at venue B, I'm staying home. If either airs on the radio, it gets turned off. Case closed in my book.

Back in the '80s, I thought David Lee Roth was the most annoying person on Earth in rock. Of late, I now think it's Anthony Keddis, outside of Bono taking the #1 forever and ever status on that one.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: atomicfront on February 19, 2013, 03:05:15 pm
Flea is a good bass player in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters are good basketball players.

that is interesting comparison as I saw the Globetrotters in the 70's and they were great basketball players.  They had showmanship but at the end of the day they were excellant at playing b-ball.  Wilt Chamberlain was a globtrotter after leaving college for a year.  
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on February 19, 2013, 03:33:59 pm
Flea is a good bass player in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters are good basketball players.

that is interesting comparison as I saw the Globetrotters in the 70's and they were great basketball players.  They had showmanship but at the end of the day they were excellant at playing b-ball.  Wilt Chamberlain was a globtrotter after leaving college for a year.  
*kills self*
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: reggie on February 19, 2013, 03:34:47 pm
i saw David Lee Roth perform at the 930 club in 2002 or 03 and it was fantastic.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: atomicfront on February 19, 2013, 03:48:03 pm
Flea is a good bass player in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters are good basketball players.

that is interesting comparison as I saw the Globetrotters in the 70's and they were great basketball players.  They had showmanship but at the end of the day they were excellant at playing b-ball.  Wilt Chamberlain was a globtrotter after leaving college for a year.  
*kills self*

"The Globetrotters beat the premier professional team, the Minneapolis Lakers (led by George Mikan), for two years in a row in 1948 and 1949"

There are a bunch of globetrotters in the Basketball Hall of Fame.  Meadowlark Lemon and Curly Neal  were definitely great basketball players.  Just because they entertained while playing basketball does not mean they weren't great basketball players. 
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: slappy on February 19, 2013, 04:24:01 pm
Flea is a good bass player in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters are good basketball players.

that is interesting comparison as I saw the Globetrotters in the 70's and they were great basketball players.  They had showmanship but at the end of the day they were excellant at playing b-ball.  Wilt Chamberlain was a globtrotter after leaving college for a year.  
*kills self*

"The Globetrotters beat the premier professional team, the Minneapolis Lakers (led by George Mikan), for two years in a row in 1948 and 1949"

There are a bunch of globetrotters in the Basketball Hall of Fame.  Meadowlark Lemon and Curly Neal  were definitely great basketball players.  Just because they entertained while playing basketball does not mean they weren't great basketball players. 

Plus, was Flea on BOTH Scooby Doo and Gilligan's Island? (Drops Mic and walks away.)
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Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: RatBastard on February 19, 2013, 06:48:18 pm
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Ratbastard who is dumb and poor

Dumb:  adjective
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.  (Actually my IQ is 142)
2. lacking the power of speech.  (Prima facia false)

Thanks for playing!
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Relaxer on February 19, 2013, 07:41:37 pm
Oh god, you are just perfect.
Please type more about what an amazing genius you are. My dick is out and I am waiting for your typing.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: RatBastard on February 19, 2013, 09:32:38 pm
Oh god, you are just perfect.
Please type more about what an amazing genius you are. My dick is out and I am waiting for your typing.

I am glad that you are happy.  Obviously it doesn't take much.
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: atomicfront on February 19, 2013, 10:08:53 pm
These threads are getting stupid.  I thought about starting Wilco is worse than Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread but I think I would just be preaching to the choir. 
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: hutch on February 19, 2013, 11:06:54 pm
These threads are getting stupid.  I thought about starting Wilco is worse than Red Hot Chilli Peppers thread but I think I would just be preaching to the choir. 

I'd be all over that thread!


 ;D


Fire it up!
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: Jaguar on February 19, 2013, 11:12:07 pm
Oh, no! Please DON'T!!!!!!

Back before Atomic and Hutch were around, once someone started talking about Wilco, it NEVER THE FUCK STOPPED!!!!!!  Please.... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :-X
Title: Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
Post by: hutch on February 19, 2013, 11:21:08 pm
I love the Chili Peppers.. love Van Halen... and I love Wilco before Jay Bennett was fired...but I'd never say Wilco sucked.