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Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« on: February 19, 2013, 01:20:12 pm »
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 01:21:28 pm »
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 01:22:33 pm »
Of course RHCP suck harder than almost all bands.
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 01:23:19 pm »
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Mozart. BAM
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 01:26:37 pm »
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Ratbastard who is dumb and poor
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 01:27:02 pm »
haha just kidding. Ratbastard sucks way more.
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 01:48:25 pm »
yawn . . . slow day, in your life?
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 01:58:53 pm »
John Frusciante is the fucking man.

I also dig Flea.

Everything else can cram walnuts in it.

I definitely like Van Halen more. Who don't suck. Like this dickless thread.
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 02:04:22 pm »
I just finished Anthony Kiedis' autobiography... scary stuff!

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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 02:09:20 pm »
Hmm this is interesting.  I was the guy who once told Antony Keides to do us both a favor and change professions.  However,  Frusciante is 100 times the guitarist that Eddie Van Halen ever was so I am going to have to take RHCP over Van Halen.  Although Diamond Dave is a much better front man than Antony. 

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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 02:10:33 pm »
did your story have to include "i spoke to anthony" just to make you feel like you've done something with your life, or to make us think of you somehow different?  neither worked, by the way.
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 02:15:57 pm »
Quote from: walkonby on February 19, 2013, 02:10:33 pm
did your story have to include "i spoke to anthony" just to make you feel like you've done something with your life, or to make us think of you somehow different?  neither worked, by the way.

I included the story before.  I included it because it lets you know not to listen to my career advice.  I helped boo antony off stage and then told him this after the show.  He was certainly the last person I expected to have any success musically.  It shows even I don't always know who will be popular in the end.
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 02:43:15 pm »
love that John Fruciante always gets a pass despite his long involvement in the absolute worst mainstream rock band.

"buuut, he did heroin! and he's a tortured soul!! and he's a really great guitarist !"

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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2013, 02:45:30 pm »
Flea is a good bass player in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters are good basketball players.
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Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers suck harder than Van Halen
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2013, 02:45:50 pm »
That may be my finest metaphor.
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