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Ok boardies...who is in
since we couldn't get Killsaly to go to Nickelback last year..what you say we get Julian to go to the GWAR BQ 2015!
$55 for one day admission
I'm down for $10...can we raise $45 for the hilarity that will ensue?
He promises to detail not only detail his food intake (and possibly eat a live snake?)
- Live tweets from the event
- an Instagram account just for the occasion
- reviews mostly of the fans not bands
- a listing of all the things he retrieved with his super powered magnet
- discussing his opinions on Morrissey tour with the members of Goul
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Do I need to start a Kickstarter or can we just to this via the PM of 930?
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Great idea!
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oh yeah...one blood/seamen coved photo will also be required
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So wear white
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I'll make up the difference. Go!
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I will not be "tweeting" or "instagramming" as those are social platforms I do not use but I will give live updates (with photos) through a forum thread and do a proper writeup afterwards.
I also cannot guarantee I will meet whoever Goul is to have this Morrissey-related conversation but I will endeavor to do so.
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I'll make up the difference. Go!
Oh, terrific, I guess I have to do this now.
I'm going to get the shit beaten out of me, apparently.
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In true awesomeness ...this is the logo
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QBeq-k0om1U/UWWF-XjwoUI/AAAAAAAAGW8/IjnmOL7_cFI/s1600/gwarbqghoul.png)
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There is a Press (http://gwarbq.com/press-page) page
wonder if we could get you a press pass to get exclusive interviews where you ask hilarious questions
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author=Julian, Verified SHITLORD link=topic=24118.msg409173#msg409173
I'm going to get the shit beaten out of me, apparently.
we'll need a gif as evidence though
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author=Julian, Verified SHITLORD link=topic=24118.msg409173#msg409173
I'm going to get the shit beaten out of me, apparently.
we'll need a gif as evidence though
I will take many, many photos.
I also want to be clear before anyone spends any actual money, I am agreeing to attend that main Saturday at Hadad's Lake from first band thru the conclusion of Gwar's set. I am NOT agreeing to spend my entire weekend at the pre/post parties or attend GwarBar, it is only the 12 hours on Saturday.
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There is a Press (http://gwarbq.com/press-page) page
wonder if we could get you a press pass to get exclusive interviews where you ask hilarious questions
If someone makes this happen. . .
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(http://files.riffsy.com/images/5d645a4d1e97f6f41220d06ac01e3d8e/raw).
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author=Julian, Verified SHITLORD link=topic=24118.msg409173#msg409173
I'm going to get the shit beaten out of me, apparently.
we'll need a gif as evidence though
I will take many, many photos.
I also want to be clear before anyone spends any actual money, I am agreeing to attend that main Saturday at Hadad's Lake from first band thru Gwar. I am not agreeing to spend my entire weekend at the pre/post parties or attend GwarBar, it is only the 12 hours on Saturday.
I'm down with that
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can we get photos, of Julian, making openly fun of fat people at this event, to their face?
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we might have to buy two tickets so we can have a photographer chronicle
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This is worse than I thought: you CANNOT park at the event unless your car has more than one person in it. I have to take A BUS to this. This is a hell on Earth.
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we might have to buy two tickets so we can have a photographer chronicle
and so he doesn't have to endure public transit
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You know, I was thinking about this over the weekend, and if people want to raise the VIP price so I can meet GWAR and be on-stage, I will attend the entire day in my Kentucky Derby wear (oxfords, seersucker suit, bowtie, straw boater hat).
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i'm in for $10. lemme know who to pay.
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I'll work on getting something together
did VSmack say that he'd pay the balance...of the VIP ticket or just the $55 one :)
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I so want to go with Julian, and dress as a fellow dandy, in the vip, giving shade to all those doth pass before us. and then to wind up getting in a fight with him about something, and then Julian never posts on here again.
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did VSmack say that he'd pay the balance...of the VIP ticket or just the $55 one :)
I know nothing of a VIP ticket. How much is it?
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was in Jest mr VS
but since you asked
Premium/VIP- $299 Ticket
(Limited Quantity 200)
All day entry, official GWAR B-Q t-shirt, B4BQ pre party show entry at the National, VIP Laminate with exclusive access to VIP Area, Vip Restrooms and Express Lanes including Main Gate Entry, Merchandise Booth and Beverage Ticket Kiosks. Not to mention, the mattress peak of any Bohab?s miserable existence, a Meet & Greet signing with GWAR and a possible chance to appear on stage with GWAR. Only 200 of the most diehard, soon-to-die fans will be allowed to secure a Premium Ticket which will be mailed to you prior to the event, so you can bypass the human scum waiting in line and get in first!
The VIP Restrooms alone might be worth it
also bypassing the human scum is a nice perk
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Jules will also have to change his screen name to
Julian, verified Bohab
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bypassing the human scum is a nice perk
To be fair, if anyone on here has frequently discussed a desire to bypass human scum, its me.
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Jules will also have to change his screen name to
Julian, verified Bohab
Agreed.
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ack - 37 days to go
need to get this organized
if I remember...smakie said he'd cover the balance
would like some bordies to cough up a few shillings
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Let's go people. This is happening....
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i've already pledged. lemme know the details of how to fulfill my promise.
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GWAR Announces Special Events at the 2015 GWAR B-Q: World?s Greatest Shock Rock Band Guarantees Orgasm for All Who Attend (http://gwarbq.com/news/gwar-announces-special-events-at-the-2015-gwar-b-q-worlds-greatest-shock-rock-band-guarantees-orgasm-for-all-who-attend)
GWAR-B-Q is more than a rock concert, think of it as a field day of hatred and death, with a full program of special events and attractions designed to lure humans to their deaths.
*GWAR does not guarantee the orgasm will be yours, or that you will survive it, but there will be an orgasm*
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I'm ready to pay. Let's do this!
I'm giddy with excitement...
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I'm going to order it soon, was hoping to get some others to make some small contributions
So far only Sweets, Vsmack and myself as people looking to send Julian to an early grave [with a Gwargasam]
single tix is $61
It'd be great if we could get two as we'd have a photographer make a great gif of his dismemberment
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It'd be great if we could get two as we'd have a photographer make a great gif of his dismemberment
I said I'll take photos as is.
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ill chip in 10 bucks...I haven't used paypal since they went separate from ebay but I should be able to figure it out..or can give you `10 bucks when I see you I guess
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i'm upping my contribution to $20.
c'mon folks, don't let a lame-o like me show you up. on the one hand, love or hate jules, you gotta admire his snarky writing style. you know he'll come back from this event with a notepad full of hilarious observations, derogatory descriptions and contemptuous tales. it's guaranteed entertainment.
on the other hand, your contribution will help fund a weekend in hell for jules. let's make him suffer. i can assure you that jules is only doing this for our entertainment. he will not enjoy this one bit, which we can all take enjoyment in.
pony up a few bucks and send julian to the slave pit!!!
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did I miss, how one pays into this? I may want to contribute. but, I don't know why.
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thanks to sidehatch, for putting this together, and for allowing me to contribute to this spectacle. I for one, find it an insult to gwar, but hey, maybe they will have sex with Julian and make a new video out of it.
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I may want to contribute.
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maybe they will have sex with Julian and make a new video out of it.
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Now, just to clarify one loose end, I am going to need whoever is actually collecting the funds and purchasing the ticket and mailing it to me to sign a boilerplate Non-Disclosure Agreement with relation to any information about myself, including but not limited to my name and address.
I assume this is not going to be a problem, correct?
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Now, just to clarify one loose end, I am going to need whoever is actually collecting the funds and purchasing the ticket and mailing it to me to sign a boilerplate Non-Disclosure Agreement with relation to any information about myself, including but not limited to my name and address.
I assume this is not going to be a problem, correct?
I'm happy to serve as the go between. I'm sure it will just be an e-ticket anyway.
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it is a print at home (or dungeon) ticket
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I'm happy to serve as the go between. I'm sure it will just be an e-ticket anyway.
Sidehatch has already been emailed the NDA but in the off-chance he is not willing to sign it, I would be open to yourself or Sweets serving as an intermediary.
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it is a print at home (or dungeon) ticket
Bummer.
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I'm happy to serve as the go between. I'm sure it will just be an e-ticket anyway.
Sidehatch has already been emailed the NDA but in the off-chance he is not willing to sign it, I would be open to yourself or Sweets serving as an intermediary.
...in blood
I signed the NDA with my DNA
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I signed the NDA with my DNA
This is, actually, quite GwarBQ appropriate.
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happy to help out however i can.
lemme know who/where to pay.
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Ok..I've really dragged this out...mostly to create some anticipation to this sordid event of death and depravity that Julian has so willingly accepted to subject himself to
So we got some more pledges...looks like we can get the Deluxe tix for $75!
All day entry and official GWAR-B-Q t-shirt!- Includes Express Band!
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NEW! EXPRESS BANDS!
FREE to Deluxe and VIP ticket holders & retroactive for those who have already purchased Deluxe and VIP ticket packages. A special wristband that grants access to express lanes throughout the festival, providing shorter lines everywhere from the entrance gates, the merchandise booth, beer ticket sales tents and port-o-potties
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I for one, find it an insult to gwar, but hey, maybe they will have sex with Julian and make a new video out of it.
So...I think an insult to GWAR is like a compliment...
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I have seen that several people are concerned that I will not accurately be able to document this event by myself and as such, I have reached out and found someone willing to attend and photograph the event. They will not be in suit and tie but will assist with running the instagram page and documenting the event. I also have some feelers out and put my odds at better than 50% that I am going to be able to provide a video interview with a founding member of GWAR live from the event.
In sadder news, I have heard nothing back from Ghoul or their management about me getting to meet them and discuss Morrissey.
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Ok, want to say thanks so far to the bordies who've already pledged some blood money for this
in order to get 2 tix to ensure proper documentation...looking for another smaller $5 blood donors
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speaking of morrissey
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jul/31/morrissey-sex-assault-airport-security-san-francisco
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Guys, I'm getting hyped up to get out to the barbeque! I found an Emporio Armani suit at a thrift shop so I definitely think I'm going to win the best dressed competition and make so many friends!
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Guys, I'm getting hyped up to get out to the barbeque! I found an Emporio Armani suit at a thrift shop so I definitely think I'm going to win the best dressed competition and make so many friends!
wait, what were you doing in a thrift shop?
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Guys, I'm getting hyped up to get out to the barbeque! I found an Emporio Armani suit at a thrift shop so I definitely think I'm going to win the best dressed competition and make so many friends!
wait, what were you doing in a thrift shop?
I want to fit in with all the Gwar fan people. If I show up in a new suit, I'd look pretentious.
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but...don't you have people to go to thrift stores for you? someone from the tennis club might see you
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Julian, likes to publically slum it, when he needs to be turned on, by the higher help.
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the higher help.
Jesus?
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hippies
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More like Juggalos.
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More like Juggalos.
Even for the sake of comedy, I would not attend Gathering of the Juggalos.
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ok Jules...get ready rock out with your cuttlefish out
Your going to GWARbq
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ok Jules...get ready rock out with your cuttlefish out
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Your going to GWARbq
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More like Juggalos.
Even for the sake of comedy, I would not attend Gathering of the Juggalos.
Of course not - but I am pretty sure the GwarBQ will have in attendance, members of the "Family."
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ok Jules...get ready rock out with your cuttlefish out
(http://media.giphy.com/media/BNKGM6uOgPhp6/giphy.gif)
Your going to GWARbq
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OMG I am so frickin excited. If it were this weekend instead of next, i would totally be there.
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More like Juggalos.
Even for the sake of comedy, I would not attend Gathering of the Juggalos.
Of course not - but I am pretty sure the GwarBQ will have in attendance, members of the "Family."
I actually talked to someone about the event while trying to set up another video interview, and they assured me the whole thing (GwarBQ, not the Gathering) is relatively tame compared to what we are all envisioning.
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OMG I am so frickin excited. If it were this weekend instead of next, i would totally be there.
Well, since we've funded a photographer/videographer to accompany me, you can follow along on the instragram and twitter pages we're setting up which, I hope, is the closest thing to actually being there.
We might even Periscope some of this if anyone is interested.
EDIT: We will DEFINITELY be setting up a Vine account EXCLUSIVELY for 6 second videos of fat people being gluttonous and lazy.
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I just paid the difference. I can't wait to see my investment memorialized digitally....
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VS--thanks!!!
agreed, money well spent
I know jules will not let us down!
still looking for a few other to pony up their pledges
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Jaded-- Thanx!
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Good luck!
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You might need to get one of these
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Yo, everyone who contributed: check your PMs!
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I, must think on it, but yes, I do have some brainstorms to throw at you regarding your visit and how, it could be done to the best of your ability. I expect, a Netflix special event show out of this. periscope is already boarding on the, 'really, isn't this over yet' train, but I do feel video everything and roaming interviews with anybody and everybody is necessary (crowd / bands / techs / vendors / staff / backstage). I do think, that some,one should post a new thread with the list you sent via pm,ed, Julian, that lists a whole single storage space of ideas of what you should do on your decent, into fame hell.
the end,
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Update:
Instagram: GwarBQulian (https://instagram.com/gwarbqulian) for anyone who wants live coverage. The run-up to GwarBQ starts Friday evening!
Still looking into periscope/FaceTime/Skype possibilities. Hoping a band schedule leaks out so we can decide a "down" time to do this.
I am in touch thru an intermediary with a current Gwar member so I am efforting to get the maximum bang for everyone's buck on this.
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ok...we got your instagram
but we need a few good hashtags
#GwarBQed
#GwarIsHell
#GwarskewaredJulian
#GWARBQvsJulian
#Gwarkard
#IwenttotheGWARBQandallIgotwasthislousybloodsoakedtshirt
#isthatfakebloodandsemenonmyarminisuit
#godtherearealotoffatpeoplehere or #gtaalofph
#isthiswhatmylifehascometo
Also, you should reach out to the sponsors to do some hashtag exchanges
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#stabajulianrex
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#stabajulianrex
#IHopeThatsNotAGaySexReference
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I'll likely be doing security for the event on Saturday.
If its true that Julian will be there in a suit and tie, I'll do my best to provide candid photos of the festivities.
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If its true that Julian will be there in a suit and tie, I'll do my best to provide candid photos of the festivities.
I will absolutely be in a suit and tie, no doubt. If it rains, I will have a Burberry umbrella.
If you get a band schedule before the day of, it would greatly assist me in my efforts to schedule a Skype session for the donators.
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I'll likely be doing security for the event on Saturday.
Oh good a man on the inside!
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jules: if you have a choice of which member of Gwar to interview, i would suggest Blothar the Beserker (bassist). between his usual drivel on enslaving humanity and torturing celebrities, you might engage him in a conversation about geography & identity.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/watch-gwars-insane-ted-talk-on-regional-identity-20150809#ixzz3iLE3xZHJ
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I also, think he should discuss the local phish shows, and how the band feels how trey is doing, nowadays, and how trey wants ween to get back to,gether.
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I also, think he should discuss the local phish shows, and how the band feels how trey is doing, nowadays, and how trey wants ween to get back to,gether.
Yeah, I'm using one of my vetoes on this idea.
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you,re no fun, anymore
gay marriage, transsexuals, and how they are affecting todays youth culture?
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gay marriage, transsexuals, and how they are affecting todays youth culture?
Now that I will definitely ask about. I can't wait to see how enlightened the BBQers are.
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OK we really need to get the pre-event buzz going on this
So is the intern done with the press release
Have we had Reddit 'fix' some photos for us
can we give juilan some virus and see how far it spreads?
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If its true that Julian will be there in a suit and tie, I'll do my best to provide candid photos of the festivities.
I will absolutely be in a suit and tie, no doubt. If it rains, I will have a Burberry umbrella.
If you get a band schedule before the day of, it would greatly assist me in my efforts to schedule a Skype session for the donators.
I won't know the schedule until its publicly posted. I'll be there all day though.
I imagine given the circumstances, Julian won't be too difficult to spot. Did we raise enough for a VIP or backstage pass?
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I imagine given the circumstances, Julian won't be too difficult to spot. Did we raise enough for a VIP or backstage pass?
We elected to pay for admission for a professional photographer/social media manager to document things live and assist with filming interviews instead of going for me solo getting VIP.
Yes, I won't be too hard to spot and I remember meeting you at the National. Don't worry, you'll turn up on the Instagram! (https://instagram.com/gwarbqulian)
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Additionally, they've announced GwarBQ beer, hot sauce and ciGwars. I will be reviewing the first two and finding a "man on the street" to review the third -- Julian thinks smokers are jokers -- and some lucky donators will receive Gwar hot sauce and/or ciGwars in the mail as a thanks for donating!!
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wow, you have five followers, on the instagrammie. I always wanted to jump aboard the instagrammie train, but never did, being stuck with just facebook, twitter, periscope, youtube and Netflix. wait . . . Netflix?
I am so looking forward to experience this day in Julian history, and am proud to have supported such a documentary in the making. don,t forget to ask about the weed. the kids today, and their parents, love the weed.
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and some lucky donators will receive Gwar hot sauce and/or ciGwars in the mail as a thanks for donating!!
you can leave the ciGwars behind, i don't believe any of the donators are smokers.
well, not tobacco smokers.
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you can leave the ciGwars behind, i don't believe any of the donators are smokers.
I can think of no better way to celebrate Smackie's upcoming nuptials than some cigwars.
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Yeah joined instagramaphone just for this
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Tomorrow! I hope this becomes an annual tradition (not the event, I know it is yearly; Julian's attendance at the event). I would love to go one year.
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Tomorrow! I hope this becomes an annual tradition (not the event, I know it is yearly; Julian's attendance at the event). I would love to go one year.
I will host a massive pre-party the night before if any boardies want to come.
I am full on covering this pregaming over on the Instagram.
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Ok, it maybe it's because I'm new to instagram
but I keep getting the option to "report this user/block this user"
https://instagram.com/gwarbqulian/ (https://instagram.com/gwarbqulian/)
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Ex,citing
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Things are getting pretty saucy.
Sorry for anyone getting Instagram warnings. Don't know why. Never used it before.
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Instagram.com/gwarbqulian for anyone not already signed up.
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I was just asked for id to get a 21+ wristband. I told the guy "I'm in my thirties and in a suit. What makes you think I might be under 21?" He responded "not my rule, goddamn republicans."
Sadly my videographer missed it.
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We just did a quick interview with mc Chris. Our cell tower is getting pounded. Live coverage might suffer but everything will get online eventually.
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Sweet! I am following along. I've seen mc chris about fifteen times so far...
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I'll be at the festival around 1:30.
Looking forward to candid photo ops of Julian.
also looking forward to Clutch, and the Descendents.
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this is going to be epic.
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THATS, what Julian, looks like?! I was expecting
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^ that is more atomic than Julian
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The heat is otherworldly.
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I would think, the people are as well. keep up the good work, Julian.
we, speak your name.
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I, seriously, just got a beer thrown in my face.
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does anybody else see be beaten up, throw out of show, as a future event here?
you better have got that beer in the face, on video, and it better be on the instagram
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i can't imagine being outside in a suit. i'm brewing in the backyard today and i'm sweating balls in shorts and a tee (no shoes, please don't tell OSHA).
what's with those set times?!? early to rise, early to bed, as Oderus used to say... never.
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how is the Gwar ale? worth trading for?
edit: only two reviews on BA, but both are very positive: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/17981/184067/
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Things are getting insane. This is bad b
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how is the Gwar ale? worth trading for?
edit: only two reviews on BA, but both are very positive: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/17981/184067/
Riverwood!
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Things not goofy mm
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This is funny as hell and is making my day :D
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Wait WHAT?!?
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dude!!...#wekilledjulian (https://instagram.com/p/6avYekGJZc/?taken-by=gwarbqulian)
Videographer just reported he is possibly suffering heat stroke.
I will say the shot of him moshing to Ghoul will forever be a top ten moment on the 930 board
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Hey! I'm alive. It definitely got too hot. Got halfway thru Gwar and things got sideways. Weird day. Too hot.
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You are a trooper.
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Glad you made it out in one piece!
looking forward to the recap
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Look out, Art Mann.
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Look out, Art Mann.
Well, I didn't get the Letterman or Daily Show gig so I'm hoping when he quits I can cut my teeth on his job.
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The bodies of dead gay guys with thin blood.
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Apparently, if you DO get dismembered at a GWAR show, you get to keep your limb.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CW09JzWFmpj/