META/ITT/NWA/WTF-> Julian's upcoming dismemberment at the GWARBQ

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This is worse than I thought: you CANNOT park at the event unless your car has more than one person in it. I have to take A BUS to this. This is a hell on Earth.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

we might have to buy two tickets so we can have a photographer chronicle

and so he doesn't have to endure public transit

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

You know, I was thinking about this over the weekend, and if people want to raise the VIP price so I can meet GWAR and be on-stage, I will attend the entire day in my Kentucky Derby wear (oxfords, seersucker suit, bowtie, straw boater hat).

[sweetcell]

i'm in for $10.  lemme know who to pay.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I'll work on getting something together


did VSmack say that he'd pay the balance...of the VIP ticket or just the $55 one

[i am gay and i like cats]

I so want to go with Julian, and dress as a fellow dandy, in the vip, giving shade to all those doth pass before us.  and then to wind up getting in a fight with him about something, and then Julian never posts on here again.

[vansmack]

did VSmack say that he'd pay the balance...of the VIP ticket or just the $55 one

I know nothing of a VIP ticket.  How much is it?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

was in Jest mr VS

but since you asked

Premium/VIP- $299 Ticket
 (Limited Quantity 200)

All day entry, official GWAR B-Q t-shirt, B4BQ pre party show entry at the National, VIP Laminate with exclusive access to VIP Area, Vip Restrooms and Express Lanes including Main Gate Entry, Merchandise Booth and Beverage Ticket Kiosks. Not to mention, the mattress peak of any Bohab?s miserable existence, a Meet & Greet signing with GWAR and a possible chance to appear on stage with GWAR. Only 200 of the most diehard, soon-to-die fans will be allowed to secure a Premium Ticket which will be mailed to you prior to the event, so you can bypass the human scum waiting in line and get in first!

The VIP Restrooms alone might be worth it
also bypassing the human scum is a nice perk

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Jules will also have to change his screen name to

Julian, verified Bohab

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

bypassing the human scum is a nice perk

To be fair, if anyone on here has frequently discussed a desire to bypass human scum, its me.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Jules will also have to change his screen name to

Julian, verified Bohab

Agreed.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

ack - 37 days to go
need to get this organized
if I remember...smakie said he'd cover the balance
would like some bordies to cough up a few shillings

[vansmack]

Let's go people.  This is happening....

[sweetcell]

i've already pledged.  lemme know the details of how to fulfill my promise.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

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