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Title: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 02:12:01 pm
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 02:12:43 pm
Hey, do you guys remember that episode of Seinfeld where they steal the limo at the airport and as a result people think George is the leader of a violent Aryan group? That was kind of dark.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 02:15:33 pm
Do you guys remember how weird it was that Jerry always had a boarding pass for Newark airport on his fridge throughout the run of the show? Boy, I sure remember that.

(https://justmewith.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/seinfeld.jpg)

It's a pretty weird thing to keep. And why would he fly into Newark? JFK seems much more convenient given where his apartment is. Fuck, LGA is would be closer (timewise, IDK about pure mileage) too and he could avoid Jersey altogether.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 02:36:35 pm
Hey remember when Jerry was dating Miss Rhode Island and went to see her in the Miss America contest?

(https://mapsaboutnothing.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/rhode-island.png?w=300&h=225)

Man, I do. While I enjoyed the comedy of him accidentally killing her birds so she had no talent to do in the contest, I felt pretty bad for those doves.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 27, 2016, 03:04:03 pm
Do you remember how Kramer's original back story was that he hadn't left the building in 10 years?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: hutch on September 27, 2016, 03:05:47 pm
I obviously like the record store episode!
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 27, 2016, 03:15:08 pm
It's hard for me to pick an episode I like above the others. I think George walking out after he kills it with a joke is great.... or when he's trying to get an apology from the guy whose sweater he stretched out.... Gah... There's so many. Kramer adopting a highway.... Kramer starting the swim club... Elaine and the sponges.... GAH
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 03:17:05 pm
Do you remember how Kramer's original back story was that he hadn't left the building in 10 years?
I remember that. Michael Richards said in one commentary he started the series playing a character that was "slower" than everyone else but flipped in the "Jerry's housekeeper steals his statue" episode to being "smarter" than everyone else.

Who else remembers that episode?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 03:17:57 pm
I obviously like the record store episode!
I remember that episode. George tells the old man's aide he would like to cover his blad head in oil and rub it over her entire body. And there was an old lady who had sex with Ghandi!

That's a weird episode to remember.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 03:18:31 pm
It's hard for me to pick an episode I like above the others. I think George walking out after he kills it with a joke is great.... or when he's trying to get an apology from the guy whose sweater he stretched out.... Gah... There's so many. Kramer adopting a highway.... Kramer starting the swim club... Elaine and the sponges.... GAH
Whoa, whoa, whoa. We can't remember all these things properly if you're going to run through them so quickly. Slow down!
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 03:22:21 pm
or when he's trying to get an apology from the guy whose sweater he stretched out.... Gah...
I remember that guy was played by James Spader. Remember when James Spader had hair? DOUBLE REMEMORY.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 27, 2016, 04:12:00 pm
Do you remember how Kramer's original back story was that he hadn't left the building in 10 years?
I remember that. Michael Richards said in one commentary he started the series playing a character that was "slower" than everyone else but flipped in the "Jerry's housekeeper steals his statue" episode to being "smarter" than everyone else.

Who else remembers that episode?
I actually DON'T remember the cleaning lady stealing the statue. I remember George seeing the statue his parents had and then Kramer steals it back and then they break it lol
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 04:19:48 pm
Do you remember how Kramer's original back story was that he hadn't left the building in 10 years?
I remember that. Michael Richards said in one commentary he started the series playing a character that was "slower" than everyone else but flipped in the "Jerry's housekeeper steals his statue" episode to being "smarter" than everyone else.

Who else remembers that episode?
I actually DON'T remember the cleaning lady stealing the statue. I remember George seeing the statue his parents had and then Kramer steals it back and then they break it lol
I think you're mis-remembering and conflating two episodes. Jerry had a cleaning lady I remember who he was sleeping with. But in the statue episode, I remember Jerry having a cleaning dude. A cleaning dude who was a little highstrung, if you remember.

(http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/seinfeld-season-2-6-the-statue-ray-michael-d-conway.jpg)

(https://samepageteam.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/jerry-and-the-maid.jpg)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 04:22:32 pm
But then, you know what else I'm remembering? George also slept with a cleaning lady!

(http://67.media.tumblr.com/7604088541d586bd3bf1f0602f700012/tumblr_mso0q5HV8n1rm4mpho1_500.png)

Sure was a lot of people diddling the maid on that show, now that I'm remembering it. To be fair, I guess it's a better outcome than getting robbed by one.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: hutch on September 27, 2016, 04:33:14 pm
^oh that is a classic...
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: sweetcell on September 27, 2016, 04:40:32 pm
And why would he fly into Newark? JFK seems much more convenient given where his apartment is. Fuck, LGA is would be closer (timewise, IDK about pure mileage) too and he could avoid Jersey altogether.

TANxTAN - as a former upper west sider*, allow me to fill you in.

- getting to newark: 1 subway to penn station (10 mins), then a 25 min train to newark.  often the cheapest airport to fly out of.
- getting to JFK: a nightmare.  60 if you hop between subway and LIRR (light rail), 90 minutes on subway.  
- laguardia: 75-90 minutes, 2 subways, 1 bus.

but, but, i would never deign to take public transpo, i drive!  assuming you own a car (which is a big assumption, but i believe that in the alternate reality that is the seinfeld show they all did)
EWR: 45 mins
JFK: 60 mins
LGA: 30 mins

so LGA makes sense if you're driving... and not price sensitive.  parking much cheaper out in the desert that is newark.

* i lived a few blocks away from Tom's diner for a year.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: bob72 on September 27, 2016, 06:20:39 pm
If you watch "the handicap spot" on Hulu (season 4 episode 22), Frank Constanza is not played by Jerry Stiller. It was reshot after Stiller was cast for continuity


Also:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/9e/80/6c/9e806c499fd70510cf6ee30efe2d9b51.jpg)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: off-season santa on September 27, 2016, 06:58:48 pm
Lol old people
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: hutch on September 27, 2016, 07:02:20 pm
the internet and cell phones really made that show age so badly..its like watching i love lucy...
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 27, 2016, 07:18:20 pm
the internet and cell phones really made that show age so badly..its like watching i love lucy...
Also jerry's clothing.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: hutch on September 28, 2016, 12:57:44 am
the internet and cell phones really made that show age so badly..its like watching i love lucy...
Also jerry's clothing.

I don't know that the clothing affected the story lines though... the problem with the advent of cell phones and the internet is that they make the show plot lines seems implausible/unrealistic.. its like you go "wait a minute that doesn't make sense.." and then you catch yourself and go "oh... they didn't have cell phones..back then"


I can overlook the cheezy clothing though..
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 08:42:03 am
I just look back and see what Jerry's wearing and its so ridiculous. Like I remember him being this guy who was basically just going from woman to woman but if he dressed like that now. . . no way. I don't really get that vibe with any of the other 3 characters clothing nearly the same way. It's like his have aged particularly egregiously.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 08:44:44 am
And why would he fly into Newark? JFK seems much more convenient given where his apartment is. Fuck, LGA is would be closer (timewise, IDK about pure mileage) too and he could avoid Jersey altogether.

TANxTAN - as a former upper west sider*, allow me to fill you in.

- getting to newark: 1 subway to penn station (10 mins), then a 25 min train to newark.  often the cheapest airport to fly out of.
- getting to JFK: a nightmare.  60 if you hop between subway and LIRR (light rail), 90 minutes on subway.  
- laguardia: 75-90 minutes, 2 subways, 1 bus.

but, but, i would never deign to take public transpo, i drive!  assuming you own a car (which is a big assumption, but i believe that in the alternate reality that is the seinfeld show they all did)
EWR: 45 mins
JFK: 60 mins
LGA: 30 mins

so LGA makes sense if you're driving... and not price sensitive.  parking much cheaper out in the desert that is newark.

* i live a few blocks away from Tom's diner for a year.
Great info.

IIRC (if I remember correctly), there are several episodes with airplane related themes and I never recall them going to Newark. LGA and JFK are mentioned specifically several times. (There's one episode I remember where Kramer and George goes to pick Elaine and Jerry up at LGA only to find the flight has been re-routed to JFK.) The characters all seem to pick each other up at the airport as I remember, and I remember 3 of them definitely owning cars (Elaine is never made clear) so that might be why they went to LGA as often as they did.

What other airplane/airport related things does everyone remember about Seinfeld?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 08:46:32 am
TANxTAN
The proper designation is TAN2.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Space Freely on September 28, 2016, 08:56:08 am
Does it mean that I have a memory problem if I watched nearly every single episode of Seinfeld when it first aired (but not since) and remember very little of any of it?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 09:15:18 am
as a former upper west sider*, allow me to fill you in.

. . .

* i live a few blocks away from Tom's diner for a year.
TAN3 - I was in Manhattan with a friend earlier this year and they had never been to Tom's Diner and they are a huge Seinfeld fan so we decided to go for lunch. Got a taxi from outside MSG and gave the driver the address and they were incredulous that we wanted to go there. Wanted to confirm we were going to Brooklyn. I was like, "uh, no. . . we want to go to [showed address on phone]" and then added "up by Columbia. Still Manhattan." Guy proceeds to tell me "Columbia is nowhere near there." I'm just like "whatever dude, look, there's the address I want to go to. If you need to use the maps app on my phone that's fine but that's where we're going." Guy finally starts going and about 2 minutes says "look, I'm trying to help you guys out. You're clearly not from town. I don't want to charge you $40 for a long ride then you have to turn around and head back to your hotel because you don't know where you're going." I'm like "whatever, its fine. That's where I want to go, up by Columbia." 30 seconds of silence and dude mutters under his breathe "Columbia is nowhere near there" again.

Skip ahead for a ~30 minute awkward ride in silence as we do not want to engage this jackass anymore. Pull up outside Tom's, driver asks if we're good and my friend goes "yep, this is exactly where we wanted, thanks." As I'm getting out I notice that all the buildings lining Broadway have those triangle flag things hanging off the top of the building that says "COLUMBIA". My friend pays by card and I hand the guy $10 as a tip in cash and as I do I go "hey, what do those flags say? I guess we're near Columbia, huh?"

For the rest of the trip we suffixed all directions with "[address], please . . . and its nowhere near Columbia."

Moral of the story: do not argue with an authenticated LUXUROPHILE about the location of Ivy League schools.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 09:16:00 am
Does it mean that I have a memory problem if I watched nearly every single episode of Seinfeld when it first aired (but not since) and remember very little of any of it?
Well that's the whole point of the thread is it will help you to remember.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: sweetcell on September 28, 2016, 10:00:30 am
The characters all seem to pick each other up at the airport as I remember, and I remember 3 of them definitely owning cars (Elaine is never made clear) so that might be why they went to LGA as often as they did.

if they had cars and were picking each other up (i.e. no parking), then yeah LGA makes a lot of sense.

What other airplane/airport related things does everyone remember about Seinfeld?

way to keep it on topic and build content!

TANxTAN
The proper designation is TAN2.

mathematically these are equivalent.  i refuse to submit to your format-shaming  #AllEquivalentMathTermsAreEqual

Does it mean that I have a memory problem if I watched nearly every single episode of Seinfeld when it first aired (but not since) and remember very little of any of it?

how much weed did you smoke back in the day while watching seinfeld?
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 10:02:20 am
TANxTAN
The proper designation is TAN2.

mathematically these are equivalent.  i refuse to submit to your format-shaming  #AllEquivalentMathTermsAreEqual
While I support the property of transitivity, I refuse to be wasteful of characters. Gorging on unnecessary characters is a gateway behavior to overeating.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: K8teebug on September 28, 2016, 11:46:28 am
Elaine on muscle relaxers dancing.
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 11:53:56 am
Elaine on muscle relaxers dancing.
To be fair, I remember her dancing being equally bad when not on muscle relaxers. It appears in a few episodes and the first time George sees it and tells Jerry, Jerry says he's seen the horror many times.
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Post by: off-season santa on September 28, 2016, 01:50:43 pm
Something about a marbled rye...yada yada yada...I was in the pool!
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 01:52:36 pm
Something about a marbled rye...
I remember that very same marble rye leading to the impeachment of a condo board president (Del Boca Vista, Phase 2) and in shame that very same ex-President had to move to another community (Del Boca Vista, Phase 3). Sadly he couldn't avoid that jerkface Jack Klompus, as I remember.
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Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 28, 2016, 03:27:20 pm
Elaine on muscle relaxers dancing.
To be fair, I remember her dancing being equally bad when not on muscle relaxers. It appears in a few episodes and the first time George sees it and tells Jerry, Jerry says he's seen the horror many times.
"Like a full body convulsion"

And I didn't confuse the 2 episodes with the cleaning lady/guy, I just brought up that cleaning guy because I couldn't recall the cleaning lady one UNTIL you mentioned George slept with her and NOW I remember it!

The episode with the dentist! You're an anti-dentite!

I remember when Kramer had to pass the kidney stone and Jerry was dating the gymnast. WHAT a classic.
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 28, 2016, 03:29:18 pm
These are good memories. Everyone keep them coming. I only hope our memories are this good next week when I prompt us to remember things for Cheers.
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Post by: off-season santa on September 28, 2016, 03:43:07 pm
Imma hold off commenting until the Dick Van Dyke thread.
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Post by: off-season santa on September 28, 2016, 05:08:54 pm
Wait, is there going to be a The Simpson's thread?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 29, 2016, 09:50:50 am
Wait, is there going to be a The Simpson's thread?
Oh, man. This would be great!

Remember the Pez dispenser and Elaine's laugh?

Remember when Kramer tries taking shorter showers?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 29, 2016, 10:08:44 am
Remember when Kramer tries taking shorter showers?
Remember when he decided to live in his shower?
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Post by: Space Freely on September 29, 2016, 10:16:45 am
Wait, is there going to be a The Simpson's thread?

My nine year old would be all over that. Though as it is with all shows, she seems to prefer to latch onto a handful of episodes and watch them over and over rather than trudge through the whole catalog. I wonder if she will someday get into Seinfeld, or just fine it horribly dated?
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Post by: off-season santa on September 29, 2016, 10:24:35 am
Remember that one where Nelson loved Kenny Rogers fried chicken.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 29, 2016, 10:49:30 am
Remember that one where Nelson loved Kenny Rogers fried chicken.
I remember that character's name being Newman.
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Post by: Justin Tonation on September 29, 2016, 11:13:30 am
Remember that one where Nelson loved Kenny Rogers fried chicken.
I remember that character's name being Newman.

I think IDKWYCMCO wants to be the Norm Crosby of the board.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 29, 2016, 11:34:42 am
Remember that one where Nelson loved Kenny Rogers fried chicken.
I remember that character's name being Newman.

I think IDKWYCMCO wants to be the Norm Crosby of the board.
I remember that hockey player's name being Sydney Crosby.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 03, 2016, 09:49:41 am
Remember when Kramer filled the washing machine with concrete lol
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 03, 2016, 10:14:17 am
Remember when Kramer filled the washing machine with concrete lol
I do remember that. To be fair, I would assume this guy stole my money too.

(http://s1.dmcdn.net/TC7Qa/1280x720-sJL.jpg)
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Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 03, 2016, 11:53:10 am
To be extra fair, they did find the money!
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on October 03, 2016, 12:12:48 pm
To be extra fair, they did find the money!
I remember. But it is an easy mistake to make.
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Post by: off-season santa on October 03, 2016, 03:07:34 pm
I remember. But it is an easy mistake to make.

LOL old people (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sISWPzEqHLQ)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we remember things from Seinfeld.
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on October 04, 2016, 10:09:29 am
To be extra fair, they did find the money!
I remember. But it is an easy mistake to make.
That guy looks like the grown up version of Toothless from Stranger Things

Remember when Jerry gets glasses? Might be one of my favorite images from the show ever.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e9/f0/63/e9f06322f8ff16228936151b00d14c1f.jpg)

ALSO, how did I not mention my Seinfeld shirt?! http://66.media.tumblr.com/e404cf5ca731783b16e6cb29bb93e4e7/tumblr_nmof5k49Kt1usgorpo1_1280.png
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Post by: BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 08, 2016, 06:52:02 am
Remember that one where Nelson loved Kenny Rogers fried chicken.
I remember that character's name being Newman.
my favorite newman quote was
" I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless. "
(*worked in Direct Mail fundraising at the time)
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Post by: BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 20, 2022, 11:13:39 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJjd80iVUAY_oWa?format=jpg&name=medium)
yes this is a real thing...
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/seinfeld-21328