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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: sweetcell on June 24, 2021, 12:21:52 pm

Title: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: sweetcell on June 24, 2021, 12:21:52 pm
YOU DIDN'T WIN


YOU WILL NEVER WIN


COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE INFORMATIVE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE, SUCKAZ!!!!!111
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on June 24, 2021, 12:24:37 pm
Quote from: sweetcell on June 24, 2021, 12:21:52 pm
YOU DIDN'T WIN


YOU WILL NEVER WIN


COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE INFORMATIVE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE, SUCKAZ!!!!!111

18,000
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: sweetcell on June 25, 2021, 12:43:47 pm
WELCOME TO LOTTERY-LOSERVILLE

POPULATION: YOU
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on June 25, 2021, 08:04:32 pm
You (and I) didn't win $40,000 today.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: sweetcell on June 26, 2021, 01:13:26 am
Quote from: excontradiction on June 25, 2021, 08:04:32 pm
You (and I) didn't win $40,000 today.

again, with the assumptions...
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on June 26, 2021, 02:40:41 pm
There's a big weiner in Baltimore.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: sweetcell on June 28, 2021, 10:29:37 am
i don't know who won the last WA state vaccine lottery.  what i do know is:
1) it wasn't me
2) it wasn't you
3) whoever did win immediately went out and spent their winnings on inflated second-market air conditioning units, ice and popsicles because IT'S HOTTER THAN SATAN'S BALLS HERE.  projected high for today is 111*F.  I DIDN'T MOVE HERE FOR THIS.
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: sweetcell on February 11, 2022, 04:06:20 am
not that anyone cares, but: i'm very disappointed that this thread didn't take off.  it's as if y'all didn't like being talked down to and/or didn't like having your dreams crushed.  SUCK IT UP PEOPLE
Title: Re: COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)
Post by: sweetcell on February 11, 2022, 04:07:31 am
FOR SPACE:

Quote from: Off-season Santa on June 26, 2021, 02:40:41 pm
There's a big weiner in Baltimore.

given the racial make-up of B'more, i'm fairly confident there is more than one.  BADUM-TSS!!!!!