COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)

[sweetcell]

YOU DIDN'T WIN


YOU WILL NEVER WIN


COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE INFORMATIVE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE, SUCKAZ!!!!!111

[grateful]

YOU DIDN'T WIN


YOU WILL NEVER WIN


COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE INFORMATIVE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE, SUCKAZ!!!!!111

18,000

[sweetcell]

WELCOME TO LOTTERY-LOSERVILLE

POPULATION: YOU

[grateful]

You (and I) didn't win $40,000 today.

[sweetcell]

You (and I) didn't win $40,000 today.

again, with the assumptions...

[grateful]

There's a big weiner in Baltimore.

[sweetcell]

i don't know who won the last WA state vaccine lottery.  what i do know is:
1) it wasn't me
2) it wasn't you
3) whoever did win immediately went out and spent their winnings on inflated second-market air conditioning units, ice and popsicles because IT'S HOTTER THAN SATAN'S BALLS HERE.  projected high for today is 111*F.  I DIDN'T MOVE HERE FOR THIS.

[sweetcell]

not that anyone cares, but: i'm very disappointed that this thread didn't take off.  it's as if y'all didn't like being talked down to and/or didn't like having your dreams crushed.  SUCK IT UP PEOPLE

[sweetcell]

FOR SPACE:

There's a big weiner in Baltimore.

given the racial make-up of B'more, i'm fairly confident there is more than one.  BADUM-TSS!!!!!