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Title: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 07, 2024, 09:24:13 am
Ever since the Grammy's, I can't get that terrible Billy Joel song our of my head. Not the instantly forgettable new song that took him (with a co-writer) 30 years, three wives, and two families later to write...but the old "classic" that everyone loves..."You May Be Right."

Anyone have a terrible song in their head that want to have swapped out for mine?
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: bearman🐻 on February 07, 2024, 10:41:14 am
I'd argue that Billy Joel has written far, far worse songs than "You May Be Right". Is it an abomination? I'd argue that "We Didn't Start The Fire" or "The Longest Time" are atrocities that should be banished into a black hole. Anything remotely awful that I abhor (pretty much anything from the "Cocktail" soundtrack, Starship, etc.) that I accidentally hear usually means my brain gets a cleanse with "Bazooka Joe" by Big Black, "Nervous Breakdown" by Black Flag or "Green Light" by Sonic Youth.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 07, 2024, 11:02:38 am
I would agree that You May BE Right is one of his less offensive songs (I remember actually liking it in 8th grade, when our bus driver would play the Glass Houses cassette every day on the one hour drive to school. But that was when I was 13, and before I discovered anything great from 1980 or before.)

Thank you for replacing it in my head with some much worse Billy Joel songs!
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: nkotb on February 07, 2024, 11:09:50 am
I randomly get Christmas songs in my head all year long, but I unironically love Christmas songs, so I never mind.

Usually it's random, out of left field songs...so random I almost have no idea why they pop into my head.  But thanks to this thread and me racking my brain to find a song, it forced that awful 4 Non Blondes song into my brain.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Bombay Chutney on February 07, 2024, 11:52:46 am
it forced that awful 4 Non Blondes song into my brain. 

This is easily one of my top 3 most-hated songs of all-time.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: bearman🐻 on February 07, 2024, 12:03:50 pm
it forced that awful 4 Non Blondes song into my brain. 

This is easily one of my top 3 most-hated songs of all-time.

I think the ones that throw me into a blind rage are "Run-Around" by Blues Traveler, "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys, and "Don't Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin. But "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" are serious contenders too. I guess that's my top 5.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on February 07, 2024, 12:22:11 pm
I think the ones that throw me into a blind rage are "Run-Around" by Blues Traveler, "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys, and "Don't Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin. But "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" are serious contenders too. I guess that's my top 5.
This is a solid list. I (thankfully) cannot say I have heard Kokomo is twenty years but the mere thought of it rockets it very high up my list.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 07, 2024, 12:44:49 pm
I know it is inferior Beach Boys but I wouldn't put Kokomo on that level.

How about These Dreams by Heart (who have a handful of excellent dongs?)
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 07, 2024, 12:51:21 pm
Vengaboys - We Like To Party

This is the worst, greatest song of all time. Oh no, it's now in my head . . . must not open Spotify.

Damn, too late.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Yada on February 07, 2024, 01:00:58 pm
I know it is inferior Beach Boys but I wouldn't put Kokomo on that level.

How about These Dreams by Heart (who have a handful of excellent dongs?)

Admittedly, I was unaware the members of Heart were Trannys.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on February 07, 2024, 01:06:03 pm
500 Miles
Mr Jones
Most Jimmy Buffett
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 07, 2024, 01:20:04 pm
Man, this is going to be an A+ thread; I can tell.

This one is so odd and horrible, bur oh so delicious as it eats its way through my brain:

Sex Pistols - "Who Killed Bambi?"
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: nkotb on February 07, 2024, 01:54:14 pm
I do think i would KILL this at karaoke, tho.  I'd really commit

it forced that awful 4 Non Blondes song into my brain. 

This is easily one of my top 3 most-hated songs of all-time.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Yada on February 07, 2024, 02:26:41 pm
I do think i would KILL this at karaoke, tho.  I'd really commit

it forced that awful 4 Non Blondes song into my brain. 

This is easily one of my top 3 most-hated songs of all-time.

Admittedly, this used to be a song I sung to my kids at bedtime... Sorry!
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 07, 2024, 02:49:31 pm
Vengaboys - We Like To Party

This is the worst, greatest song of all time. Oh no, it's now in my head . . . must not open Spotify.

Damn, too late.

Damn you I don’t think I’ve ever heard this song in its entirety before today and it’s pure ear candy
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: bearman🐻 on February 07, 2024, 02:59:12 pm
OK, to go back to Space's original question, I have a proper answer.  The song I DETEST that can get stuck in my head is "Informer" by Snow. The "licky boom boom down" line in particular sticks to my brain like a used rotting condom. Ugh. And there it is.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: kosmo vinyl on February 07, 2024, 03:02:37 pm
along the lines of BMJ's "terrible" song, what's stuck in my head today is Self's reworking of Gigantic as Titanic

it has a lot of "Hey Jack Hey Jack I'm going to jump off the back" along with "TITANTIC TITANTIC TITANTIC A BIG BIG BOAT"

https://youtu.be/khIBo4xzdag




Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: bearman🐻 on February 07, 2024, 03:13:03 pm
along the lines of BMJ's "terrible" song, what's stuck in my head today is Self's reworking of Gigantic as Titanic

it has a lot of "Hey Jack Hey Jack I'm going to jump off the back" along with "TITANTIC TITANTIC TITANTIC A BIG BIG BOAT"

https://youtu.be/khIBo4xzdag

That's at least funny. Criminal, yes. My guilty pleasure somewhat in that vein (but not quite) is the Smithfits, the mashup band on SoundCloud that does "Still Evill", "SHE in a Coma", and "I Want the Skulls I Can't Have".
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 07, 2024, 03:47:53 pm
Vengaboys - We Like To Party

This is the worst, greatest song of all time. Oh no, it's now in my head . . . must not open Spotify.

Damn, too late.

Damn you I don’t think I’ve ever heard this song in its entirety before today and it’s pure ear candy

Ex,cellent
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 07, 2024, 03:49:48 pm
In honor of the point of this thread:

I can't fucking stand this song, but damn, it's catchy,

George Strait. - All My Ex's Live In Texas
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: nkotb on February 07, 2024, 03:51:21 pm
Some truly, TRULY terrible shit in this thread, but I still maintain I'd rather hear 500 miles and get furious than ever hear a James Taylor song and feel absolutely nothing
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 07, 2024, 03:55:58 pm
Some truly, TRULY terrible shit in this thread, but I still maintain I'd rather hear 500 miles and get furious than ever hear a James Taylor song and feel absolutely nothing

When I was 22 I lived in London for the summer. I was once at a dance club and a woman approached me and told me her friend was interested in me and that her friend thought I looked like the Proclaimers.

How was I suppose the respond to that one?
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on February 07, 2024, 04:08:35 pm

Some truly, TRULY terrible shit in this thread, but I still maintain I'd rather hear 500 miles and get furious than ever hear a James Taylor song and feel absolutely nothing


When I was 22 I lived in London for the summer. I was once at a dance club and a woman approached me and told me her friend was interested in me and that her friend thought I looked like the Proclaimers.

How was I suppose the respond to that one?


There is only one way.

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Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: sweetcell on February 07, 2024, 05:46:22 pm
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Vengaboys - We Like To Party

hate hate hate... what about that "we're going to ibiza" song (AKA we're going to eat pizza)?   
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Cock Van Der Palm on February 07, 2024, 05:58:44 pm
Fortunately, I have never heard of The Vengaboys.  Unfortunately, now I have.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Mobius on February 07, 2024, 06:23:58 pm
Smashing Pumpkins Bullet With Butterfly Wings and Porno For Pyros Pets aren’t really terrible songs, but it’s about 30 years later (!) and lyrics like ‘Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage’ and ‘We’ll make great pets’ will pop into my head and mess up my day. 

Another one is U2 Stuck in a Moment.  It sounds like it should be a good song but it just doesn’t work and I hate when it gets stuck in my head . . .and I can’t get out of it as it were

Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 07, 2024, 06:39:58 pm
It gets better, folks . . . it always does:

Wuki - We Like To Wuki, featuring The Vengaboys
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 09, 2024, 02:39:02 pm
I randomly get Christmas songs in my head all year long, but I unironically love Christmas songs, so I never mind.

Usually it's random, out of left field songs...so random I almost have no idea why they pop into my head.  But thanks to this thread and me racking my brain to find a song, it forced that awful 4 Non Blondes song into my brain.  Thanks!

Stopped for some pizza and a beer at Cushwa Brewery after a hike. They are playing this song right now. Ughh
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on February 13, 2024, 04:59:04 pm
Cadillac.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1-f7BuPBh4/?igsh=bnVjdW1hNDVqcjBx
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Yada on February 13, 2024, 08:26:55 pm
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 13, 2024, 10:21:05 pm
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

I like that song!

Unaware of this thread, my wife announced at dinner that she had a terrible song in her head and asked us to guess it.

I guessed We Didn't Started thr Fire.

My daughter guessed Baby Shark.

And apparently my mind-reading kid was right.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 13, 2024, 11:04:45 pm

Unaware of this thread, my wife announced at dinner that she had a terrible song in her head and asked us to guess it.

I guessed We Didn't Started thr Fire.

My daughter guessed Baby Shark.

And apparently my mind-reading kid was right.
2 top 10 picks
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 15, 2024, 01:15:37 am
Sunkee Angel - "Upfront"

Please, do not, repeat do not, listen at work, in front of your family, or your good friends.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 15, 2024, 12:25:22 pm
I'd argue that Billy Joel has written far, far worse songs than "You May Be Right". Is it an abomination? I'd argue that "We Didn't Start The Fire" or "The Longest Time" are atrocities that should be banished into a black hole. Anything remotely awful that I abhor (pretty much anything from the "Cocktail" soundtrack, Starship, etc.) that I accidentally hear usually means my brain gets a cleanse with "Bazooka Joe" by Big Black, "Nervous Breakdown" by Black Flag or "Green Light" by Sonic Youth.

The worst song in history, according to Steve Albini. Though it looks like the artist might beat him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-worst-song-in-history-according-to-steve-albini/
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 15, 2024, 12:34:00 pm
I'd argue that Billy Joel has written far, far worse songs than "You May Be Right". Is it an abomination? I'd argue that "We Didn't Start The Fire" or "The Longest Time" are atrocities that should be banished into a black hole. Anything remotely awful that I abhor (pretty much anything from the "Cocktail" soundtrack, Starship, etc.) that I accidentally hear usually means my brain gets a cleanse with "Bazooka Joe" by Big Black, "Nervous Breakdown" by Black Flag or "Green Light" by Sonic Youth.

The worst song in history, according to Steve Albini. Though it looks like the artist might beat him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-worst-song-in-history-according-to-steve-albini/
I can relate
Although I might choose we built this city over anything in the Cher catalog

And that dose of despair is one he has never recovered from since, every time he hears the wail of ‘Believe’, he’s left with the sickening weight of a dystopia descending unchecked – often celebrated, even – in a world gone awry, blinded by catchiness, and ludicrous headwear
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on February 17, 2024, 09:24:20 pm
La Bamba
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Space Freely on February 26, 2024, 09:10:24 am
It Takes Two-Rob Base

I hated this song when it was popular. It has never grown on me.

Note: The only time you will have hear this song is at a Wizards game.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: Justin Tonation on February 26, 2024, 10:58:41 am
It Takes Two-Rob Base

I hated this song when it was popular. It has never grown on me.

Note: The only time you will have hear this song is at a Wizards game.

It grew on me and it has the greatest downbeat in popular music history.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: sweetcell on February 26, 2024, 01:13:43 pm
Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head

opening lyrics:

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 27, 2024, 12:06:42 am
This thread is horrible.
I regret every single time I open it and read the song and then can’t get out of my head.
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: sweetcell on February 27, 2024, 01:33:32 am
and then can’t get out of my head

boy, your lovin' is all i think about?
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on February 27, 2024, 08:34:37 am
The last two songs mentioned, are awesome; what are y'all talking about?
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on February 27, 2024, 09:27:52 am
Dream Weaver
Title: Re: Terrible songs you can't get out of your head
Post by: walk, on bye on March 06, 2024, 09:48:55 am
Hi Fashion  -  Pupusa

I have been shaking my ass, all morning, to this.