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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: hutch on April 21, 2025, 02:25:08 pm
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I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.
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My haiku from the road:
I hope that the Pope
Had the chance to tell the Vance
Just where he's going
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I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.
Send up the white smoke!
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Not so fast….. a nomination has come in for the more conservative Archbishop of Richmond….
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The Archbishop of South Arlington has been nominated. He is known for balancing work on behalf of voting rights of felons and Vespa riders.
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Which amongst us is the hermaphrodite?
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The Archbishop of Montgomery has been nominated. He is known for having kept Pope Francis’ agenda and pushing interfaith relations with potatoes.
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Where's the potato thread?
The Archbishop of Montgomery has been nominated. He is known for having kept Pope Francis’ agenda and pushing interfaith relations with potatoes.
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Wow . . . this, thread.
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I thought it had potential….
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I am informed that the Archbishop of Baltimore and Mother superior K8 of Baltimores order of the Nazarene have perished in a brutal accident en route to the boardie conclave. They were to-ge-ther.
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Pope Pizza I!
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Pope Pizza I!
And a side of Soup!
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Pope Pizza I!
And a side of Soup!
Tagle wears his yarmulke well
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Guys will one of us please reveal they’re intersex so we can elect them board Pope and never have to think about this thread again? Thanks.
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I can disparage Muslims if you think it would speed up the resolution!
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Anti-papist!!!
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The Archbishop of Richmond has been burned at the stake due to his heretical views!
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The NOW-VENERATED MARTYR SAINT of Richmond has been burned at the stake due to his heretical views!
FTFY FBTG (from beyond the grave)!!
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Seems like my competition is slowly fading. Now if only I can stave off the King of Kensington…
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Be careful what you wish for….you wouldn’t want to end up like this guy
(https://i.ibb.co/7xmCTQXg/IMG-5693.png) (https://ibb.co/spYRDC25)
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Pope Pizza I!
And a side of Soup!
Tagle wears his yarmulke well
this board has reached a new low: objectifying papal hopefuls... based on their fashion choices.
there is no saving this country.
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Pope Pizza I!
And a side of Soup!
Tagle wears his yarmulke well
this board has reached a new low: objectifying papal hopefuls... based on their fashion choices.
there is no saving this country.
THERES A POTENTIAL POPE NAMED SARAH! Is the pope even Catholic anymore?
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In preparation for the boardie conclave i finally watched the movie conclave tonight.
I got to say it’s a good movie - well acted, filmed and very suspenseful.
The plot is of course laughably ridiculous…
I was expecting something a bit more serious.
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May 7.
I have no interest in being elected Pope of the board…..It’s such a huge responsibility. Negotiating peace, helping boardies through tough times by strengthening their faith…
It would weigh on me greatly…and I have a huge respect for my flock here in West Arlington/Falls Church City (ie., myself)
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May 7.
I have no interest in being elected Pope of the board…..It’s such a huge responsibility. Negotiating peace, helping boardies through tough times by strengthening their faith…
It would weigh on me greatly…and I have a huge respect for my flock here in West Arlington/Falls Church City (ie., myself)
one argentinian was enough, thanks.
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West Arlington
This is not a thing
It’s north and south
And you my friend are a member northern elite
one argentinian was enough, thanks.
Truer words have not been uttered
On the board and in the Vatican
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May 7.
I have no interest in being elected Pope of the board…..It’s such a huge responsibility. Negotiating peace, helping boardies through tough times by strengthening their faith…
It would weigh on me greatly…and I have a huge respect for my flock here in West Arlington/Falls Church City (ie., myself)
one argentinian was enough, thanks.
Amazing line.
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one argentinian was enough, thanks.
Truer words have not been uttered
On the board and in the Vatican
to be clear, i am grateful for both... just that sometimes, one is enough. wouldn't want to ruin it via saturation, ya know?
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The excitement is palpable
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The excitement is palpable
I believe it’s spelled “Popeable.”
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The excitement is palpable
I believe it’s spelled “Popeable.”
I was thinking more Papalble
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The excitement is palpable
I believe it’s spelled “Popeable.”
I was thinking more Papalble
This is why you should be the board Pope and I should just pull the strings from behind the scenes.
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Happy Conclave Eve, y'all.
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shall we sing joyous conclave carols??
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shall we sing joyous conclave carols??
do you think this would help me set up a puppet regime? If so, lessons and carols to your hearts content.
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In the spirit of unity, i propose that we start calling it a PROclave.
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I think we need a Cock at the top.
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I would like to hear how the papables feel regarding boardies posting in the wrong threads.
Can one be excommunicated for doing so? Or does God love us even for our transgressions? Are even our unnatural posts sacred?
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I would like to hear how the papables feel regarding boardies posting in the wrong threads.
Can one be excommunicated for doing so? Or does God love us even for our transgressions? Are even our unnatural posts sacred?
All integers and shitposts all the time. Thread structure is meaningless.
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Ok that’s one rather extreme position…I guess the “liberal” position
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I hear the extreme conservatives want posts in Latin again…
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I'm advocating to pre-Saint Paul rhetoric and making slavery great again
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I believe there should be pizza in the cafeteria every Friday for lunch, and as your next Pope, I will work tirelessly to make this happen.
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And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.
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Ok that’s one rather extreme position…I guess the “liberal” position
If it’s liberal to believe all posts are children of God/Kosmo and deserving of his Grace, then sure.
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I believe there should be pizza in the cafeteria every Friday for lunch, and as your next Pope, I will work tirelessly to make this happen.
This guy thinks we should still have to come in on Fridays. Woof.
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And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.
Angled parking is terrible and the real menace is bicyclists who should be excommunicated to parks and private yards.
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And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.
It's nice you think of your drivers welfare in these harsh times
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You know what? I think this entire conclave is illegitimate and does not reflect the will of God/Kosmo (ie I am not going to win) so I’m declaring a fissure and I’m going to rule over a rival Papacy centered in St. Tropez. (I declare Avignon is gauche.)
We can revisit this in like 160 years when you all see the folly of your ways.
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That’s what’s known as an anti-Pope. Have been quite a few throughout history
Are you sure we can’t change your mind??? A lifetime supply of caviar and champagne??
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And I will advocate for angled parking spaces, rather than the head on ones we currently have to deal with.
Angled parking is terrible and the real menace is bicyclists who should be excommunicated to parks and private yards.
Ok now THIS I can get behind
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Are you sure we can’t change your mind???
I suppose if you all were to perform works signaling your repentance (ie electing me by voice vote), I could be convinced to forgive you all and put all of this negativity behind us.
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My vote is not for sale - cough cough- but I would be interested in being the Archbishop of Buenos Aires. You get a swanky residence taking up an entire block in my old neighborhood.
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well we already know you are comfortable wearing silly hats in public
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well we already know you are comfortable wearing silly hats in public
Amazing line.
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Black smoke was seen coming out of the 930 club indicating a new Pope was not selected on the first ballot.
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Black smoke was seen coming out of the 930 club indicating a new Pope was not selected on the first ballot.
James Brown’s hairdryer catching on fire
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What do people think I’ve been doing for the past two weeks, I’ve got the Italian record store vote locked up.
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More black smoke seen coming out of 930 club after third ballot.
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More black smoke seen coming out of 930 club after third ballot.
Sidehatch and Walkie must be hitting the bowl.
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More black smoke seen coming out of 930 club after third ballot.
Sidehatch and Walkie must be hitting the bowl.
hey duuude keep it on the DL man
I added a little Labrador to give it that black smoke
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Ok this is confusing as it was black smoke then white smoke
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJZNaicRKGa/?igsh=MWU2NjNzZzFiY3p2
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Just saying for those still up-in-the-air with their Pope vote, my first order of business would be publicly crucifying Hozier for heresy.
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Hmmm…that does appeal to me…
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Hmmm…that does appeal to me…
IT APPEARS IT APPEALED TO MANY.
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Blinkin @blinkinriley (https://x.com/blinkinriley/status/1920263394180948013)
If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.
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White smoke seen emanating from 930 !!!
Habemus papam!!!
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Is it me? Did I win??
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Or is this Trumps big announcement?
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I don’t know who it is….
We must wait to hear the name taken by the pope and whoever’s boardie name is alphabetically closest will be the Board pope…
For example if it’s Pope Julius IV then that would mean Julian is Pope
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I think I claimed pizza adjacency upthreqd…
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I don’t know who it is….
We must wait to hear the name taken by the pope and whoever’s boardie name is alphabetically closest will be the Board pope…
For example if it’s Pope Julius IV then that would mean Julian is Pope
OK that’s pretty funny actually. Are we doing people’s current names or their most famous long-term board name?
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Already trying to set up an election fraud claim…
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Current.
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We will need a good alphabetician….particularly if the new Pope selects a name beginning with “S”
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I’m good
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Ha ha
That’s funny
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Pope about to come out….hat fitting going on right now…
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Odds the new pipe chooses the moniker "Jeff?*
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Final work on the fisherman’s ring being performed…..
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It’s….
An american Robert Prevost
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Pope Sidehatchus ?
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Pope Sidehatchus !!
barely
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Did I hear the Italian cardinal say Simeon IV??
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No it’s LEO XIV
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Robert Francis Prevost
Doesn't that mean Previously (https://forum.930.com/index.php?action=profile;u=13369) wins?
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What regular boardie has a boardie name starting with L or closest?
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Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
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No it’s LEO XIV
Or we can go with LeoElder58 (https://forum.930.com/index.php?action=profile;u=265256)
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Come on it has to be a regular poster…
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Price is Right rules would be:
lenwolfson (https://forum.930.com/index.php?action=profile;u=271743)
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Come on it has to be a regular poster…
Well that would be kosmo or lily1
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Habemus papam
Kosmo
There was never any doubt. He really did his work in Italy
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Pope Sidehatchus !!
barley
FTFY
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Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
Even more cool, a math major.
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Pope Sidehatchus ?
It was close, but in the end I didn't have the votes
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Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
Even more cool, a math major.
That’s gotta be rare…. Is our research department on this????
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Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
Even more cool, a math major.
Explains the Roman number that will trip up many journalists. People suck at using Roman numbers.
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Tonight we drink in celebration of Pope Kosmius I
May he be blessed with great wisdom as he oversees our board.
For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.
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For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.
I will be retiring to my summer Basillica at Hotel Cap du Eden Roc to consider my potential fealty. I will be answering no questions until I have had time to pray over this matter, attend the Monaco GP, and Festival de Cannes.
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Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
He is the first American to fill the role of Pope, although he is considered as much a cardinal from Latin America because of the many years he spent as a missionary in Peru, before becoming an archbishop there
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For starters he will need to address the concerns of the Archbishop of the French Riviera who threatens schism.
I will be retiring to my summer Basillica at Hotel Cap du Eden Roc to consider my potential fealty. I will be answering no questions until I have had time to pray over this matter, attend the Monaco GP, and Festival de Cannes.
Haha 🤣 Classic!
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Fun facts about Pope Leo XIV, formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost (https://abc7.com/post/pope-leo-fun-facts-cardinal-robert-prevost/16358644/)
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Mind blown! An American Pope!! That’s amazing…so cool
so how long before trump claims credit for getting "his guy" (who has never heard of before) to GET THE BIG WIN?!?
or has he already done it?
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Habemus papam
Kosmo
There was never any doubt. He really did his work in Italy
The wait to hear from our new leader is even more agonizing than the time-filling commentary!
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It might be questionable for Trump to do so as Pope Leo loathes Trump’s policies and is on record on his opposition.
Trump I believe wanted Archbishop Dolan to get the nod.
But yeah he will probably claim credit.
In some ways I view the pick as a rejection of Trump.
It will be interesting to see if American catholics wake up with respect to Trump. I believe they broke slightly for Trump in the recent election. Of course it’s all quite complicated.
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I understand our new leader wakes up at 6 am and starts posting about obscure British bands at that time. Now that I think about it his flirtation with Latin American rock a few weeks ago may have had a purpose.
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I would like to thank all the record store owners who supported me in this effort, especially Discovery by Gigi and while I didn't buy anything there it was a cool little record stand/stall.
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I would like to thank all the record store owners who supported me in this effort, especially Discovery by Gigi and while I didn't buy anything there it was a cool little record stand/stall.
In line with the Catholic antipope, our board pope has chose Pope Malort the I, yes?