Boardie conclave

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Damn, we got a Vatican II situation playing out here. Kosmo has not come to bring peace, but a sword!

[kosmo vinyl]

Gotta drain the swamp in the most efficient way!

Cardinal Hutch was in the running to be pope, but wasn't able to fully secure the Italian  vinyl record shop owner vote.  word was it was due to much online browsing and not enough buying.

[sweetcell]

any chance the new pope could elevate the use of spellcheck?

[kosmo vinyl]

any chance the new pope could elevate the use of spellcheck?

hasn't sidehatch suffered enough?

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

any chance the new pope could elevate the use of spellcheck?

hasn't sidehatch suffered enough?

clearly not, but it's my form of self-flagellation
although it seems to hurt others more than me

[kosmo vinyl]

Let the conclave begin again because as of today I’m stepping aside as pope and become pope emeritus due to the real reason I was in Italy has been exposed

The Washington Spirit have signed Sofia Cantore the first Italian player to ever sign a contract in the NWSL.

Look to your Dean Of Cardinals hutch for further instructions

[hutch]

Oh no…but you’ve had such a great reign……

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Last time we had a Pope resign, we went with an Argentinian. But that guy up and died on us -- can we ever trust them not to let us down ever again?

[hutch]

Does anybody other than Julian and Pizzaboli want the gig?

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Does anybody other than Julian and Pizzaboli want the gig?

I don’t recall expressing interest in the gig? Of course this would be the highest of honors but I could not presume to be worthy of such a responsibility.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

I don’t know if you all have ever noticed this, but I’m kinda a prolific shitposter. I’m not sure it’s prudent to let me ascend to the throne of St. Thatguy.

[hutch]

Oh, definitely not!!
I hope you didn’t get that impression?

We’d sooner have a vacant throne than that!

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Oh, definitely not!!
I hope you didn’t get that impression?

We’d sooner have a vacant throne than that!

I mean, you’re the one saying people are talking, not me. I’m just as surprised as the rest of you!

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

I’m kinda enjoying the pizza gig FR

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Guys, maybe we don’t need a Pope, just a ref.